Sketches are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars
DISCLAIMER
The Boy In The Plastic Pants Suit will not be seen tonight
COLD OPENING
since you don’t have Nixon (DAA) to kick around anymore, kick his book
— Funny that Dan’s Nixon brings out the “Don’t Buy Books by Crooks” anti-Nixon t-shirt, considering Dan himself wore that same shirt (and proudly pointed to it) during the preceding episode’s goodnights. (screencap below of both moments)
— Dan’s Nixon’s desperation for people to buy the book is pretty funny.
— I liked the “Pat’s already on her fourth copy” line.
— Good ending with the book being placekicked.
STARS: ***
MONOLOGUE
scrolling text says host’s career is over, contrary to what he claims
— Another scrolling disclaimer during a Buck monologue.
— As usual, this provided good laughs. I especially liked the magazines/telescope part.
STARS: ***½
NERD PROM
before the prom, parents Marshall (host) & Enid (JAC) advise Todd & Lisa
— I liked Jane’s comment about Bill’s hormones.
— Buck regarding Bill’s look: “John Ravolta, watch out!”
— Classic part with Bill giving Gilda a can that has rubber snakes pop out of it when she opens it. I’ve often seen that portion of this sketch in the form of a clip in SNL highlight reels.
— Jane’s details about the late Mr. Loopner were really funny.
— Kind of an odd ending.
STARS: ***½
SAMURAI T.V. REPAIRMAN
Mr. Dantley brings his broken set to Futaba
— Can already tell from the set that this will be a Samurai sketch.
— Yep, I was right.
— Futaba referring to his mother as “My mama-san” brought me back to the funny “Yo mama-san” bit from the Samurai sketch with Richard Pryor.
— Hate to say it, but you can tell this recurring sketch is running out of steam. A lot of the usual gags here feel tired, predictable, and by-the-numbers.
— The “68/89” mix-up was fairly funny.
— I liked Futaba sticking two swords into the top of the TV screen to fix the picture.
— This sketch as a whole was disappointing for Samurai standards. John also kinda seemed to be going through the motions; I bet he’s grown tired of doing this character. I think the only reason they’re continuing to use Futaba at this point in the show’s run is because it was a tradition to do so whenever Buck hosted. I heard that SNL did only two more Samurai sketches after this, and I’m guessing they’re in the two episodes that Buck hosts next season (which is John’s final season).
STARS: **
SODOM CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
(BIM) offers image-improving ideas to the Sodom chamber of commerce
— This is an awfully cheap premise, especially for something this early in the show.
— Didn’t care for the ending with the female cast members singing.
— Overall, aside from a few okay lines, I was bored during this whole sketch.
STARS: *½
WEEKEND UPDATE PREVIEW
WEEKEND UPDATE
LAN narrates amateurish TOS drawings of Son Of Sam trial
BIM tries to call Jackie Onassis to get her reaction to The Greek Tycoon
DAA’s commentary about Betty Ford lists some other alcoholic first ladies
JAC & DAA do a Point-Counterpoint about jogging
— Dan’s wearing dark-tinted sunglasses for some reason. I wonder if he’s aware that this is going to end up being his final Update.
— Haha, holy hell at Dan demonstrating the new fanfare and then quickly firing a sudden gunshot into the air. His delivery and timing of that was awesome. He may suck at reading Update jokes, but he was usually always great at doing random side bits like these.
— The return of the childlike “Artist’s Rendering” gag. Meh. This bit stopped being funny long ago back when Chevy was overusing it in season 1.
— Bill “Now get out of here, you knuckleheads” Murray stops by for what would end up being his final review commentary before taking over as new Update co-anchor next season. I wonder if they found a way to have him still continue doing these smarmy review commentaries even when being an anchorman.
— Bill calling out the movie clip for stealing Steve Martin’s “excuse me” catchphrase is amusing to me, because Bill himself used that catchphrase of Steve’s in a Nerds sketch from a few episodes ago.
— Bill: “(over the phone) Does the name Bill Murray mean anything to you? (a beat) John Belushi?” Haha, don’t worry, Bill, your time as a household name is soon coming.
— Dan’s segment detailing the drinking habits of first ladies throughout history was questionable, but I did like his comments about Mary Todd Lincoln.
— Another Point/Counterpoint.
— Dan’s harsh rebuttal to Jane was hilarious as usual, especially his menopause comment.
— And so ends the final Update of the short-lived Dan Aykroyd era. At least he went out with a few good moments tonight. Now bring on the Bill Murray era!
STARS: ***
THE OLYMPIA CAFE
Pete is forced to choose between employee Nico (BIM) & a guard dog
— The “lamb in the basement” bit was a fairly funny subtle part.
— I always like how each Olympia Cafe sketch involves multiple storylines going on at the same time. It adds a lot of layers and depth to the sketch, and makes it feel like a sitcom, which is also helped by the realism in everyone’s performances. It’s rare to see a recurring SNL sketch show this kind of detail and commitment to realism.
— Bill’s character abruptly getting fired and shoved out the door actually made me feel genuinely sorry for him.
— The back-and-forth with Bill repeatedly getting fired and then rehired is pretty good.
STARS: ***½
MR. MIKE’S LEAST-LOVED MUSIC
MOD performs “Baby Ghouls”
— Ah, a variation of Least Loved Bedtime Tales.
— Interesting visual of a superimposed, bloody Laraine doing sign language during O’Donoghue’s song.
— These lyrics are disturbing and fucked-up as hell, even for Mr. Mike standards.
— Overall, I have absolutely no idea what to make of this. I want to love it, because I’m usually a fan of dark Mr. Mike humor, but I’m not all that sure how I felt about this one. I think maybe I appreciated the concept of it more than the actual execution.
— Was this O’Donoghue’s swan song? I thought I heard somewhere that tonight is his last episode. However, I had always been under the impression that he left after season 4, not season 3. Can anyone clarify? It does feel like they’ve been phasing him out in the second half of this season, as his presence has not been felt anywhere near as much as it was felt in the first two seasons. If tonight is indeed his last show, he sure will be missed. I feel kinda bad for being so iffy on this final sketch of his.
STARS: ??? (undecided)
MORE INSECTS TO WORRY ABOUT
(host) warns about brain-burrowing mites
— I didn’t know they made this into a recurring sketch.
— WTF was with Buck’s “f**got/maggot” slip-up? Was that intentional or a real flub? If someone made that same slip-up on SNL nowadays, they’d probably get chased out the building by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.
— Some of the gross details by Buck are kinda funny, but this sketch isn’t working as well as the first installment did.
STARS: **½
STUNT PUPPY
director Brian Whitney has actor Howard abuse a stunt puppy in a scene
— Ah, it’s the Stunt Baby sequel.
— For some reason, I loved Jane exclaiming “I can’t, I’d vomit!” as her excuse for not cleaning up the mess the dog made on the floor.
— Wait, the stunt puppy is REAL? How are they going to pull this off?
— Oh, I see what they did; you can tell when they secretly switched the real stunt puppy with a fake one.
— Man, this was disappointing overall. This had an awfully long setup for a short payoff that felt derivative and just didn’t work as well as Buck’s original abuse of Stunt Baby did. Maybe instead of just throwing Stunt Puppy out the window like he did with Stunt Baby, they should’ve had Buck up the ante by pulling out a rifle and SHOOTING the puppy. That was what I had actually been expecting when I first heard there’s a Stunt Puppy sketch.
STARS: **
BAD CONCEPTUAL ART
(GIR) performs excerpt from Pavlov Video Chicken I
— Judging from what Dan’s saying in his intro, I’m predicting the role of a woman dancing like a chicken will be played by Laraine, who previously did a chicken impression in that “Little-Known Talents of the Not Ready For Prime-Time Players” sketch from season 2.
— Oh, it’s actually Gilda playing the chicken-dancing lady.
— Boy, that eye in the TV monitor looks just plain creepy. Is that Garrett?
— Wow, this play is insane, but not all that funny.
— Why did this end with Dan miming throwing something invisible into the garbage bin? He usually throws a script into the garbage at the end of these sketches.
— Overall, this was one of the lesser “Bad (insert type of play here)” installments, which makes this yet another disappointing sketch tonight. Man, what’s going on?
STARS: **
THE FRANKEN AND DAVIS SHOW
tragedy befalls the Franken family after TOD outs himself & ALF
— Funny twist with Davis revealing he and Franken are “homosexual lovers”.
— The audience & Franken’s “son” acting like Franken’s the worst person ever just for coming out as gay is making me laugh, but REALLY shows this sketch’s age. This premise couldn’t be used on the show nowadays.
— Wow, holy hell at the suicide ending. I love how dark and unexpected that was. I also love how the audience had no idea how to respond to it.
— Interesting “sponsored by” bit at the end.
STARS: ***½
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
— Wonder why they buried the first musical performance so unusually late into the show.
— (*sees how utterly bizarre this performance is*) Oh, THAT’S why they buried this so late into the show…
— The show cut to commercial when this performance was still in progress. I’m sure it’s only because the episode ran long, but it’s funny to imagine that the real reason is because everybody at the show was so weirded-out by the performance that director Dave Wilson just threw his hands in the air and said “Alright, that’s it, I’m cutting this off!”
GOODNIGHTS
IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS:
— An odd season finale. Considering Buck Henry was hosting and considering the impressive streak of great episodes that preceded this, expectations were high for a top-notch season-ender. Instead, the season went out on kind of an underwhelming note. There was a string of disappointing sketches in the second half of the show, post-Olympia Cafe and pre-Franken & Davis. The first half of the show wasn’t consistently strong, either, as it contained a rather lethargic Samurai installment and whatever that Sodom sketch was trying to be. Tonight’s episode still certainly had several highlights here and there, but nothing that I felt was worth giving more than a three-and-a-half star rating to.
— Despite the less-than-satisfying way it ended, season 3 was an overall fantastic year. There was impressively only ONE episode that I flat-out disliked (Madeline Kahn), and that was all the way back at the beginning of the season. There were two episodes that I felt were iffy but contained enough highlights that I wouldn’t classify them as outright bad shows (Hugh Hefner and tonight’s Buck Henry). The remaining episodes of the season all ranged from good to excellent. So many of those episodes were strong, especially the long stretch of episodes from Christopher Lee to Richard Dreyfuss, one of which included an episode that’s universally praised as an all-time legendary classic (Steve Martin/The Blues Brothers). There was also a surprising number of episodes that contained no weak sketches, which is a rarity for SNL. And we got lots of memorable unique gimmicks throughout the season, such as Charles Grodin “missing” dress rehearsal, Atomic Lobsters attacking the studio, and the whole “Anyone Can Host” contest. Overall, I’d say this is easily one of the greatest seasons in SNL history, and it was a blast for me to review.
— We’re officially three seasons down in the ‘One SNL a Day’ project!
HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Richard Dreyfuss):
— a step down
My full set of screencaps for this episode is here
TOMORROW:
Season 4 begins, with hosts The Rolling Stones
This was O’Donoghue’s last official episode during the original era, though he would make at least two cameos during this period (in the 4th season finale, and in the 100th episode in season 5) before returning for the beginning of Ebersol and later for the first part of Lorne’s first year back (’85-86).
No way in heck you’d get an SNL musical guest like this nowadays. “Calling Planet Earth!”
Hey! Just discovered your site through the SNL Reddit and want to say I’ve been loving reading your commentary. Makes me realize how many of these sketches are just the vaguest recollections while so many have created lasting memories. Look forward to every update!
Thanks!
So, who’s the strange balding guy hanging out during the goodnights? Also during the goodnights, what’s Aykroyd doing showing off his leather bag?… Wonder if these two things are related??
Here’s an article I found not long ago:
https://imgur.com/a/rpj0jHs
*** Merlin David could also be spotted during the Michael Sarrazin ep as one of the harried spectators in the hockey sketch…
Pinth-Garnell throwing away an invisible script is a continuance of the “Conceptual Art” idea.
Agreed that this episode has too many rehashes and undercooked ideas: the weakest Buck episode for sure, although his other 1978 stint in November is also a bit lacking. Luckily his other 8 are mostly solid.
This episode was one of the first SNL episodes released on VHS by Warner Home Video in the early 80s – it was packaged with Buck’s season 4 finale, minus the Sun Ra and Bette Midler musical performances.
Aside from Captain Beefheart, Sun Ra is probably the most “out-there” musical guest the show has ever booked – maybe O’Donoghue requested Lorne book them as a “going away present” of sorts?
Here’s the original NBC promo for this episode, with Buck as witty/charming as always:
Here our five star sketches for 77-78:
Royal Deluxe II (Steve Martin)
Swill (Madeline Kahn)
Little Chocolate Donuts (Buck Henry)
Hey You! (Mary Kay Place)
Andy Kaufman (Mary Kay Place)
Nick Winters (Robert Klein)
Attacks of the Atomic Lobsters (Robert Klein)
Endings (Chevy Chase)
Don’t Look Back In Anger (Art Garfunkel)
Andy Kaufman (Art Garfunkel)
La Dolce Gilda (Michae Sarrazin)
Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber (Steve Martin)
Dancing in the Dark (Steve Martin)
King Tut (Steve Martin)
That’s 14 total, one less than 75-76, though a few of the first season’s five star pieces were non-comedic and 77-78 has more than a few fan favorites that didn’t make the cut (The Festrunks, Olympia Cafe, E. Buzz Miller, Judy Miller), so I’d probably give this season the edge (by a fair margin actually). Thematic episodes like Charles Grodin, Miskel Spillman and Robert Klein really push it over the edge.
In terms of sketches that I feel need a second opinion, I am much higher on the Franken and Davis pieces than stooge.
Wait…Olympia Cafe didn’t get 5 stars! That is a travesty ?? I agree, Season 3 is better than Season 1…easy.
I’m amused that in so many of these great sketches, the host is basically interchangeable or a non factor (the exception, of course, being the final Steve Martin sketches).
Observations:
— Damn, I didn’t give five-star ratings to ANY actual sketches in the first half of the season? Wow.
— I didn’t realize what an amazing season this was for fake ads. Funny how the list entries from the first half of the season are almost entirely comprised of fake ads.
— Feels a little odd seeing Endings from the Chevy Chase episode on this list, as it’s the only list entry that’s not generally considered a classic by most SNL fans. I still stand by my five-star rating for it, though.
— Regarding the exclusion of The Festrunks, Olympia Cafe, E. Buzz Miller, and Judy Miller, I could’ve sworn I gave a five-star rating to the Festrunk Brothers sketch from the Steve Martin/Blues Brothers episode. Must’ve been one of many four-and-a-half star sketches over the years that just missed the cut. I love Olympia Cafe and E. Buzz Miller, but even now, I still wouldn’t quite give them five stars. Judy Miller, I definitely would, though.
— Oh, I definitely give season 3 the edge over season 1. By a huge margin. Maybe the five-star rating total doesn’t represent that, but trust me, season 3 is my favorite of the original era.
Thanks once again for doing these lists, Carson. It’s very fascinating and I appreciate it a lot. I’m curious and kinda nervous about what the lists for the early 80s will look like. At the moment, the only thing from season 6 I can recall rating five stars is the Fish Heads film. I’d sure like to think there’s more, but knowing that season, I wouldn’t be surprised if there isn’t. You might have to do what Kubelsky said he did with Ben Douwsma’s ratings from that season, and extend it to 4+ star-rated sketches. Also, when you get to seasons 7-8, I’m going to feel a bit guilty if the ONLY five-star sketches are all Eddie Murphy pieces. I have a lot of appreciation for most of that cast, but I guess it’s kinda understandable if Eddie Murphy sketches make up the whole list.
I was surprised the Festrunks didn’t make the cut, but agree that Judy Miller is the only one that really deserves the five star rating. I’ve learned to appreciate the Olympia Diner sketches more over the years, especially as a series of sketches, but they really never quite blew me away.
Endings is great, a very loopy deep cut from the era.
I’m surprised the sketch with Chevy and Gilda in bed didn’t get 5 (only 4.5). One of my favorite deep cuts.
“Who’s Terry?”
“I’M Terry.”
As a companion piece to Carson’s list, here’s an Honorable Mentions list compiled of all the sketches I rated four-and-a-half stars this season:
(Sketches with a + at the end indicates that I would now bump that sketch up to a five-star rating)
Mike McMack, Defense Lawyer (Steve Martin)
Funeral Magician (Hugh Hefner)
The Coneheads on Halloween (Charles Grodin)
Judy Miller (Charles Grodin)+
Stunt Baby (Buck Henry)
Mr. Mike’s Coral Waters Cafe (Miskel Spillman)
Mr. Mike & Tina Turner (Robert Klein)
After Love (Chevy Chase)
Samurai Night Fever (O.J. Simpson)
Mandingo II (O.J. Simpson)
Nutrifix (Jill Clayburgh)
Monologue (Christopher Lee)+
Mr. Death (Christopher Lee)
Vampire / Nixon (Christopher Lee)
Monologue (Michael Palin)
Josh Ramsey, V.D. Caseworker (Michael Sarrazin)
Monologue (Steve Martin)
Festrunk Brothers (Steve Martin)+
Love Story (Steve Martin)
Sex Test (Richard Dreyfuss)
Nick Springs (Richard Dreyfuss)
That’s 21 sketches total, 7 more than the five-star sketches listed in Carson’s post.
I like how Buck’s promo was basically “anything could happen, random people might show up!”
Then it’s the most run-of-the-mill episode ever. Sun Ra aside. XD
Here are the average ratings for Season 3:
*may not represent review’s perception*
301: 7.3 (Steve Martin)
302: 5.6 (Madeline Kahn)
303: 5.9 (Hugh Hefner)
304: 6.9 (Charles Grodin)
305: 5.6 (Ray Charles)
306: 6.4 (Buck Henry)
307: 6.8 (Mary Kay Place)
308: 6.6 (Miskel Spillman)
309: 6.1 (Steve Martin)
310: 7.1 (Robert Klein)
311: 6.6 (Chevy Chase)
312: 6.9 (O.J. Simpson)
313: 7.2 (Art Garfunkel)
314: 6.2 (Jill Clayburgh)
315: 6.9 (Christopher Lee)
316: 7.1 (Michael Palin)
317: 6.6 (Michael Sarrazin)
318: 8.0 (Steve Martin)
319: 7.3 (Richard Dreyfuss)
320: 5.3 (Buck Henry)
Best Episode: 318 (Steve Martin)-8.0
Worst Episode: 320 (Buck Henry)-5.3
Season Average: 6.6
I’m curious what Vax Novier’s list of average ratings would look like if it was ranked from best episode to worst, so I’ll do it below:
318: 8.0 (Steve Martin 3)
301: 7.3 (Steve Martin 1)
319: 7.3 (Richard Dreyfuss)
313: 7.2 (Art Garfunkel)
310: 7.1 (Robert Klein)
316: 7.1 (Michael Palin)
304: 6.9 (Charles Grodin)
312: 6.9 (O.J. Simpson)
315: 6.9 (Christopher Lee)
307: 6.8 (Mary Kay Place)
308: 6.6 (Miskel Spillman)
311: 6.6 (Chevy Chase)
317: 6.6 (Michael Sarrazin)
306: 6.4 (Buck Henry 1)
314: 6.2 (Jill Clayburgh)
309: 6.1 (Steve Martin 2)
303: 5.9 (Hugh Hefner)
302: 5.6 (Madeline Kahn)
305: 5.6 (Ray Charles)
320: 5.3 (Buck Henry 2)
That Sun Ra performance almost made think it was a continuation of “Bad Conceptual Art…” Bad Jazz, perhaps? (I respect the art but my ears did not care for that…) Speaking of Bad Conceptual Art, I feel like the humor for that sketch was lost because it’s too similar to actual conceptual art. I’d buy that as a genuine piece.
This was a pretty underwhelming episode for a season finale hosted by Buck Henry. The only sketch I particularly liked was Nerd Prom. Those characters are quickly becoming some of my favorites. This season in general was great for recurring characters.
I was too distracted by the Stunt Puppy’s obvious fear in that sketch to really enjoy it. Hope it got plenty of affection backstage. It’s definitely not as good as Stunt Baby- I agree with that proposed ending that shooting the dog would have improved it, just to take it way over the top and differentiate it from the previous sketch.
I really have no idea what to make of the Olympia Cafe sketches. The humor doesn’t hold up for me, but I do like how (as mentioned in the review) there are multiple storylines, like in a sitcom. I hope they’ll continue to do more stuff with the characters in whatever sketches are upcoming.
I also can’t decide how to feel about Franken & Davis’ humor. Most of what they’ve done so far has been forgettable to me.
Going to be interesting with Bill Murray co-anchoring Weekend Update, I really liked Jane & Dan (although the latter was clearly a weak link, for Update anyway!) and Bill Murray’s Update commentaries have been hit or miss for me so I’m looking forward to seeing how it plays out in season 4.
This is definitely the best of the first five seasons so far. I appear to be in the majority.