Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars
CLINTON HELPS DOLE
Bill Clinton (DAH) offers multiple cabinet posts to Bob Dole (NOM)
— Interesting seeing Darrell’s Clinton in 1996 briefly bragging about avoiding impeachment. Remember that this is a little over a year before the Lewinsky scandal broke out.
— Ha, the debut of Will’s Janet Reno impression! I’m very surprised to see that here, as I had always thought that Will’s Reno impression didn’t debut until a certain famous sketch in the very next episode (you’ll probably figure out what the famous sketch in question is when I name the next episode’s host at the end of this review).
— Ah, that’s right, this was the Christmas season where Tickle Me Elmo was all the rage.
— The chaotic Michael Jackson scene at the end is pretty funny.
STARS: ***
MONOLOGUE
host, musical guest, Penny Marshall [real] sing “I Got You Babe”
— Ha, did Norm write Rosie’s harsh O.J. joke?
— I was hoping Rosie would continue with the stand-up jokes, but the monologue instead turns into a musical. Normally, I’d be very iffy about a musical monologue, but I can let it slide tonight considering this is the Christmas show.
— A pretty funny backhanded comment from Rosie to Penny Marshall regarding the age difference between them.
STARS: ***
DARNETTE DISPOSABLE TOILETS
Darnette Disposable Toilets ensure a germ-free bathroom experience
— A very funny concept of a disposable toilet.
— Some laughs from all the complicated steps it takes to install the disposable toilet.
STARS: ***½
HICKORY FARMS
too-heavy real Spartan (host) joins Hickory Farms temps Craig & Arianna
— Unlike their last appearance, the Cheerleaders receive their usual recognition applause from the audience tonight.
— I like the unflattering dolls Rosie displays of Craig and Arianna.
— Earlier in this project, I thought I’d kinda hate most of the Cheerleaders sketches, but instead, I’ve been occasionally finding myself actually somewhat enjoying some of them. When their sketches involve actual storylines and don’t just consist of Craig and Arianna doing various cheers for five minutes with the host shoehorned into a brief 15-second walk-on, these sketches can actually be tolerable.
— Another very catchy famous song played at the end of a Cheerleaders sketch while they’re doing their “perfect cheer”, with tonight’s song being “Super Freak”.
STARS: ***
ST. MONICA CHRISTMAS CHOIR
Mary Katherine Gallagher steals choir soloist’s (musical guest) spotlight
— I see SNL’s breaking out all of their big characters for tonight’s Christmas show. In fact, IIRC, literally EVERY SINGLE SKETCH tonight is recurring. I kid you not, folks. Let’s see if that recollection of mine is correct as this episode goes along.
— I believe this is widely considered one of the more memorable Mary Katherine Gallagher installments, though I personally have never been too crazy about it. Hopefully, I’ll come around on it during tonight’s viewing.
— Rosie starts cracking up after MKG does her usual sniffing-hands-after-putting-them-under-armpits routine.
— Overall, this MKG installment was a little more enjoyable and fun than I found it in the past, but I still think it’s a little overrated.
STARS: ***
THE DELICIOUS DISH
Margaret Jo & Terry discuss gingerbread & talk about citrus with (host)
— Yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— Like last time, some solid laughs from Ana and Molly’s mild-mannered excitement over so many mundane topics. These Delicious Dish sketches are not only amusing, but have a charm to them as well.
— For the first time ever, a Delicious Dish sketch has a guest.
— In the two Delicious Dish sketches that have aired so far, the two callers in both sketches have been played by Mark and Cheri. It’s funny to imagine that the characters Mark and Cheri are playing are the ONLY two listeners that the dull Delicious Dish show has, though I doubt that’s an intentional gag on SNL’s part.
STARS: ***½
TV FUNHOUSE
“Don We Now… Or Never” by RBS- The Ambiguously Gay Duo saves Santa
— If this counts as a recurring sketch, then yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— Funny subversion with the title “Don We Now… Or Never”.
— I love the cop telling the mayor “Pay up , I win” after Ace and Gary reveal that neither of them have a wife.
— Funny visual of Ace and Gary’s penis-shaped car spurting out shots of flame.
— A particularly hilarious part with Ace and Gary getting into the “69” position to go into roll mode. You can hear some audience members going absolutely wild during that part.
STARS: ****
A CHRISTMAS GREETING FROM GOAT BOY
Goat Boy extends Christmas greetings by singing “Silent Night”
— Yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— I’m glad they’re putting Goat Boy back into his original setting of singing songs, after how quickly tired I got of his Hey, Remember The 80s sketches.
— Ehh, this overall sketch didn’t turn out too funny. I think the Hey, Remember The 80s sketches burned me out permanently on Goat Boy’s one-note shtick.
STARS: **
WEEKEND UPDATE
Beavis & Butt-Head [real] report on the true meaning of Christmas
— We get a callback to Norm’s classic “Happy birthday, Jesus, hope ya like crap!” joke about Kenny G, only this time, it’s about Michael Bolton.
— Very interesting having a Beavis & Butthead interview on SNL. It’s going to be weird seeing animated characters in a live segment on SNL.
— The overall Beavis & Butthead segment was okay, but for some reason, their humor didn’t come off quite as funny as usual in SNL’s format. Not sure why.
— Another Update that ends with Norm genuinely being surprised that it’s time to wrap up Update.
STARS: ***½
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest sings “I Believe In You & Me”
NATIVITY SCENE
Rita Delvecchio faces off against Nativity scene rival (Penny Marshall)
— Yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— As I said in the last installment of this sketch, I always enjoy the realism and slice-of-life aspect of these Rita Delvecchio sketches. I can picture this being a recurring sketch in the original SNL era in the 70s.
— Funny bit with Cheri’s Rita saying she had to dress up a G.I. Joe doll as a Black Jesus after the Black Jesus from her nativity scene display got stolen.
— I like the rivalry between Rita and her neighbor, played by Penny Marshall.
— Overall, one of the better installments of this recurring sketch.
STARS: ***½
RUSSELL & TATE
Russell & Tate kick butt for you at the Supreme Court with no money down
— Yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— Considering Tracy’s extreme underutilization lately, it’s good to see him get a recurring character. That being said, this ends up being the final appearance of this sketch, IIRC.
— Tracy is particularly hilarious in tonight’s Russell & Tate installment. He’s cracking me the hell up throughout this.
— I like Mark’s sinister laugh at the end of his testimonial as Ted Turner.
STARS: ***½
THE LOCAL NEWS
Joe Blow welcomes recent widow (host) to his basement
— Yep, the recurring character streak tonight continues.
— I laughed at Joe Blow’s line “Killed in his own home… by a Pop Tart.”
— Like in the first installment of this sketch, the audience is very quiet, but I enjoy the realism of this sketch. I still prefer Joe Blow as a Weekend Update character, though.
— A funny ending with Rosie’s “Christmas gift” to Darrell’s Uncle Frank character.
STARS: ***
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest sings “I Go To The Rock”
GOODNIGHTS
host & castmembers say “good night” from Rockefeller Center skating rink
— Ice skating goodnights, for the first time since way back in season 2! These are always fun to watch.
— Stephen Colbert can be seen among the people skating (the last screencap above).
IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A decent Christmas episode, but not particularly great. There weren’t any segments that I gave a rating over three-and-a-half stars to, aside from TV Funhouse. Most of the show just ranged from okay to pretty good. I did like the feel-good, fun, Christmas-y vibe to this episode, though, especially with the occasional sketch participation from Penny Marshall and Whitney Houston. Also, as I pointed out throughout the review, this episode was comprised ENTIRELY of recurring sketches (not counting the cold opening, although even that involved recurring impressions). I wonder if this has the distinction of being the only episode in SNL history that is 100% comprised of recurring sketches. The Danny DeVito-hosted Christmas episode from a few years later in season 25 comes very close, but there’s one then-original sketch at the end of that episode: the debut of Molly Shannon’s Sally “I’m 50!” O’Malley character, which eventually went on to become recurring anyway, so some might even argue that that episode also counts as being 100% comprised of recurring sketches.
MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS
HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Martin Short)
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My full set of screencaps for this episode is here
TOMORROW
We enter the year 1997, with host Kevin Spacey