January 9, 1999 – Bill Paxton / Beck (S24 E10)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

MAC’S BAR
Newt Gingrich (CHP) & Bob Livingston (WIF) ask “What the hell happened?”

— I love Will-as-Bob-Livingston’s sudden delivery of “What the HELL happened?!?”
— The occasional repetition of “What the HELL happened?!?” continues to be funny.
— I like Tracy’s bartender character telling Livingston “You this close from gettin’ cut off, bro” when Livingston directs one of his many “What the HELL happened?!?”s towards him.
— Great part with Gingrich telling Livingston that the Macarena, Yahoo Serious, and The Magic Johnson Show all lasted longer than him.
— A hilarious sudden turn with Darrell’s President Clinton exiting from the bar’s backroom with a black woman.
— I love the very energetic “Live from New York…” delivery from Parnell, getting his first-ever solo LFNY (he previously said it in unison with Darrell in an earlier cold opening this season). The fact that he’s only been a featured player for half a season so far and is ALREADY delivering his second LFNY just shows how quickly he’s fit into the show.
STARS: ****


OPENING MONTAGE

— Don Pardo noticeably sounds sick tonight. SNL would later fix this in reruns by replacing Pardo’s announcements with ones where he sounds like his normal self (though I recall Comedy Central’s 60-minute version of this episode using the live version with Sick Pardo intact).


MONOLOGUE

castmembers douse host Carrie-style after he drops Sissy Spacek’s name

— I like the randomness of Darrell doing Will’s hair in the makeup room.
— Some laughs from the cast backstage making fun of Bill while he’s doing his monologue.
— I like the Bill Paxton/Bill Pullman mix-up.
— A good Carrie-esque turn with pigs’ blood being spilled on Bill.
— When we’re seeing various people’s reactions to the pigs’ blood prank, I love the shot of a shocked Lorne whipping off his headphones and mouthing “What the…?” in horror.
— Funny detail with a clip of Sissy Spacek and Bill Pullman from their respective SNL monologues being played in small circular images around a blood-covered Bill.
— During this Carrie parody, I absolutely love the lights in the studio going red and Bill using telekinesis to get revenge on everybody laughing at him. Pretty ambitious visuals for a simple SNL monologue.
STARS: ****


THE VIEW
fired Debbie Matenopoulos [real] makes an eloquent exit

— This ends up being the final View sketch in this era.
— Ah, I see this is after Debbie Matenopoulos got fired from the View in real life.
— Cheri’s Barbara Walters: “I haven’t felt this girlishly giddy since I was 70!”
— Now the real Debbie Matenopoulos appears.
— Tracy’s Star Jones, to Debbie Matenopoulos: “Girl, if brains were a crime, you’d never do time!”
— When the View ladies’ talking over each other at Matenopoulos starts dying down, I love Tracy’s Star Jones being heard saying “–drag your little Greek ass back to MTV.”
— A pretty funny uncharacteristically-poignant exit speech Matenopoulos gives when telling off the View ladies, before doing a pratfall when exiting the scene.
— Overall, not quite as strong as these View sketches usually are, but this was still good, and the Matenopoulos cameo gave this series of sketches a good feeling of closure.
— Odd how tonight’s host was nowhere to be seen in this first post-monologue sketch, but maybe he needed time to get the fake blood washed off of him after the monologue.
STARS: ***½


THE CULPS AT O’HARE
in an airport terminal, Marty & Bobbi serenade fellow stranded travelers

— I like how we’ve been seeing the Culps being placed in out-of-the-ordinary settings lately (Yankees game, airport).
— For once, a Culps sketch actually involves various cast members besides Will and Ana, though it’s only at the beginning of this sketch.
— Some good laughs from Marty Culp’s line about somebody filling his shoes with “dangerously hot” nacho cheese.
— During the song medley, I absolutely love the Culps’ take on “In the Air Tonight”, but I may be biased, as I’m always a sucker for that song.
— An overall good song medley from the Culps as usual.
STARS: ***½


TITANIC
Titanic director’s cut has shake down of Rose (CHO); James Cameron cameo

— I love Horatio as the fat bearded guy from Titanic.
— Bill’s performance in this is great.
— Funny turn with everyone violently turning on Cheri’s Rose, to get her to confess the location of the necklace.
— Why exactly is Darrell playing himself in this particular sketch? Horatio even flat-out referred to him as Darrell at one point.
— Funny pre-taped ending with James Cameron. He had several funny lines here, and I liked the visual of him casually using money to light his cigar.
STARS: ****


BEHIND THE MUSIC: FAT ALBERT
fall of Fat Albert (TRM) & The Junkyard Gang chronicled

— An absolutely hilarious premise of doing a VH1 Behind The Music parody of Fat Albert.
— Tracy’s Fat Albert voice is priceless.
— Tim’s interview as Mush Mouth is great.
— Very funny scene with Dumb Donald having a drug-induced mental breakdown.
— I like Beck’s interview about being inspired by Fat Albert’s music, made even funnier by how straight he’s playing this.
— An overall perfect sketch.
STARS: *****


WEEKEND UPDATE
COQ comments on the degeneration of discourse in the Clinton scandal
Elizabeth Dole (ANG) resigned so she & Bob can party like it’s 1999

— Some laughs from the way Ana’s Elizabeth Dole is reading off lyrics from the song “Party Like It’s 1999” by, who she calls, “the group Prince”.
— The pictures that Elizabeth Dole is showing of herself are pretty funny.
— Man, Colin makes such a bad straight man to guest commentators on Update. That’s especially on display in tonight’s Elizabeth Dole commentary.
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

musical guest performs “Nobody’s Fault But My Own”


NEWSFORCE
MSNBC program is cluttered by on-screen information overload

— I like how out-of-hand the onscreen graphics are gradually getting, as it’s now starting to block the people onscreen. A good parody of the large number of onscreen graphics in typical real-life MSNBC shows like this.
— I especially like Will and Cheri being forced to duck their heads to get their faces seen onscreen underneath all of the graphics.
— Good bit with Tim randomly placing a big picture of the Terminator robot onto the graphics-crowded screen and just responding “That’s cool.”
STARS: ***½


KCF SHREDDERS

Rerun from 10/3/98


WHICH OVERNIGHT DELIVERY SERVICE?

overnight-delivery couriers vie for (ANG)’s business via sexy dance moves

— A funny sudden reveal of the random concept of this sketch.
— I love the look of Will’s host character.
— Always nice when Parnell gets to show off his array of funny dance moves.
STARS: ***


FANTASTIC VOYAGE
tiny scientists like hanging out in president’s penis

— I like the various creative penis euphemisms, especially “rumple foreskin”.
— Okay, they’re starting to get out of hand with the euphemisms, though that is the point.
— Funny bit with the guys holding still in the middle of their high-five, only for Ana to inform them “You guys, it’s not a freeze-frame” (though that joke would later be used in an even better way at the end of a news team sketch from the following season’s Garth Brooks episode).
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Tropicalia”


EXTREME HUNTING WITH TED NUGENT
Ted Nugent (host) welcomes Prince (CHK), shoots him

— Great casting of Bill as Ted Nugent.
— The debut of Skeeter, who would go on to be an obscure recurring character of Darrell’s that would pop up in random sketches.
— Surprisingly, this 10-to-1 sketch is Kattan’s first and ONLY appearance all night.
— The casting of Kattan as Prince, which initially seems pretty random, actually kinda makes sense, as I can see some facial similarities between Prince and Kattan.
— Kattan’s singing as Prince is cracking me up.
STARS: ***½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A consistently good episode. The show flowed very nicely with an endless string of good sketches all night, especially some of the standout strong sketches in the first half of the show. I also enjoyed Bill Paxton as a host and found him to be pretty fun.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Alec Baldwin)
a mild step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
James Van Der Beek

December 5, 1998 – Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill (S24 E8)

NOTE: This review is a re-post. While trying to fix the problems my site was going through over the last day, I accidentally permanently deleted the original posting of this review. My apologies to the people who commented in the comments section of the original review, as those comments are now lost.

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS
oral sex experts testify for Senate committee investigating Bill Clinton

— Hmm, impeachment hearings. 21 years later, some things never change.
— Darrell’s Al D’Amato impression is cracking me up.
— The whole segment with Darrell’s D’Amato is solid.
— A funny lineup of celebrity oral sex experts being brought in to explain to the senate what oral sex is.
— It feels weird seeing someone other than Dana Carvey playing George Michael.
— I like the running bit with Parnell-as-Bob-Barr’s confusion over certain sexual terms.
— The struggling Tracy Morgan, after doing pretty much nothing the last few episodes (I can’t even remember when his last big role was), gets his very first “Live from New York…”!
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE

to host’s relief, Alfred Hitchcock (DAH) isn’t upset about Psycho remake

— Boy, Vince Vaughn didn’t even get past one sentence (which he delivered awkwardly, by the way) in this monologue before SNL already had Darrell “interrupt” this as Alfred Hitchcock. Usually, monologues in this era that have a cast member “interrupt” the host let the host speak for a while before the cast member comes out. The fact that SNL didn’t even let Vince go past one mere sentence before bringing out Darrell’s Hitchcock is probably a sign of the “confidence” that SNL has in Vince, considering I recall him being a notably weak host in tonight’s episode.
— As expected, Darrell is doing a good Hitchcock impression.
— Vince is a stiff and bland straight man in this. I remember SNL reviewer Mark Polishuk (an SNL reviewing legend from the late 90s and early 00s) saying in his review of this monologue back when this episode originally aired, “Gee, Hitchcock’s been dead for twenty years but Vince Vaughn looked like the corpse here.”
— Overall, an okay enough monologue. Darrell’s Hitchcock had funny lines throughout, but I dunno, this monologue still felt like it could’ve been a little better. Vince’s blandness didn’t help.
STARS: ***


OOPS! I CRAPPED MY PANTS

Rerun from 9/26/98


DOG SHOW

David Larry (WIF) & Miss Colleen (MOS) prefer canine company

— This soon-to-be-recurring sketch makes its debut.
— Unlike most of the subsequent installments of this sketch, this one opens with a “Coming up next on Animal Planet…” intro. When watching this just now, that intro made me think we were getting a Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet sketch, until I remembered that sketch doesn’t debut until the end of this season. (The character Brian Fellow himself actually debuts in a Weekend Update commentary a few episodes from now.)
— Molly’s wig is blonde in tonight’s Dog Show debut, whereas in subsequent installments of this sketch, Molly wears a dark wig.
— Ha, the dog playing Mr. Bojangles keeps jumping into Will’s drum when it’s supposed to just sit still. After a while, Will ad-libs “Mr. Bojangles… not now”, which gets applause from the audience.
— Mr. Bojangles is absolutely stealing the sketch so far.
— I’m enjoying the bizarre humor of this sketch. I recall SNL writer Adam McKay later saying that he can’t believe that he somehow fooled Lorne into thinking that the absurdist humor in these Dog Show sketches was mainstream enough for these sketches to be placed in such an early spot in the episodes they appear in. Oddball sketches like this typically get buried around the 10-to-1 slot.
— The song Vince is singing to his dog is pretty funny.
STARS: ***


VEGAS PEEPERS

Trent Walker (host) makes a Swinger of Mr. Peepers with a Vegas road trip

— After the particularly awful sketch Mr. Peepers last appeared in during this season’s Kelsey Grammer episode, you can imagine my reaction to seeing him return tonight.
— Not even putting Mr. Peepers in this Swingers parody is adding much new life to this one-note character.
— Hmm, we actually get an interesting scene right now, with Mr. Peepers displaying some nice swing-dancing during the club scene. This scene is also giving me a reminder of the swing revival that was going on at this time in the late 90s.
STARS: **


MARRIED GUYS

spoken-for (host) & (WIF) mislead engaged (JIF) about joys of marriage

— The misleading info that Will and Vince are giving Jimmy on what to expect as a married man is providing a lot of laughs.
— I love Will’s overly specific description of thoughts you WON’T have about wanting to run away from your wife.
— Excellent ending exchange between Vince and Will: “Should we tell him the truth?” “Nobody told me. Screw ‘im.”
— Overall, a very well-written and well-performed sketch, and kinda had the feel of a sketch that would’ve appeared in an earlier SNL era.
STARS: ****½


BREW DUDE

Brew Dude party hat helps college students focus on beer, not books

— Maybe it’s the use of the word “Brew” in the commercial’s title, but I’ve always felt that this commercial seemed like something that Jim Breuer would’ve starred in if he were still on the show. He at least would’ve made a more convincing-looking college student than Will Ferrell, though Will is certainly fun in this.
— I love the random visual of Kattan as an immature William Shakespeare having his fart being lit.
— Nothing much to say about this overall, but was entertaining enough and funny in a silly way.
STARS: ***


LENNON MEMORIAL

ghosts of John Lennon (JIF) & Jerry Garcia (HOS) frustrate wisdom seekers

— Funny in retrospect hearing Vince say “John Lennon: John Legend”, years before a certain singer with the name John Legend would become popular.
— As I pointed out in my review of the Detectives sketch from the end of the Jimmy Smits episode from season 16 (where Smits as a detective kept reversing the verbs in fellow detective Dana Carvey’s sentences to sound wise), this Lennon Memorial sketch has the same premise as that Detectives sketch.
— I like how disillusioned the Lennon fans are gradually becoming by Lennon’s verbal reversal routine.
— This is getting increasingly funnier the more ridiculous Lennon’s verbal reversal routine is becoming. Despite the fact that this premise was already used in the aforementioned Jimmy Smits sketch, they’re making it their own in this sketch.
— Hilarious ending scene at the Jerry Garcia Memorial, with Horatio’s out-of-it Jerry Garcia badly doing Lennon’s verbal reversal routine.
STARS: ***½


EXXON-MOBIL MERGER

gas station employees mull the future in aftermath of Mobil-Exxon merger

— The dopey, misinformed conversation between Will and Vince’s rednecks is entertaining, as are the corrections that Parnell’s deadpan character occasionally gives to Will and Vince’s statements. I especially like Will snarkily suggesting that the merged version of Mobil and Exxon be named “Moron”, and Parnell responding “Except neither Mobil nor Exxon has an ‘r’.”
— Will and Vince have been having good chemistry with each other throughout tonight’s episode, which is no surprise in retrospect, considering the movies they’d later do together.
STARS: ***½


WEEKEND UPDATE

COQ marvels at Republicans’ persistence in pursuing impeachment
tree-chained Cinder Calhoun sings “Christmas Chainsaw Massacre”

— It feels kinda odd nowadays to see old Weekend Update jokes about how desperate REPUBLICANS are to impeach the president.
— Ha, an Update joke about a Chopper 4 crash, which immediately brings to mind a certain Mark McKinney sketch.
— An interesting change of pace for Cinder Calhoun, with her being broadcast live via satellite from outside of 30 Rock.
— I would normally assume that this outdoors footage of Cinder Calhoun is pre-taped, but it feels live, especially since Ana flubbed a line at one point.
— Cinder’s song is pretty catchy and has well-written comedic lyrics, though I’m not finding myself laughing all that much.
— I believe this ends up being the last time Ana ever plays Cinder Calhoun. I liked this character’s first few appearances, but got kinda burned out on her towards the end of her run. Can’t say I’ll miss her much, though Ana always did well in her performance as this character.
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

musical guest performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”


PSYCHO
cloying cheer of Norman Bates’ (host) mother (CHO) precipitated murder

— I’m not sure if it was intended to be funny, but I got a laugh from the opening chyron stating “A half hour before Norman Bates kills his mother”.
— Cheri is spot-on as a smothering, annoying mother oblivious to how she constantly embarrasses her son.
— A very funny line with the mother referring to Norman Bates as “Master Bates”.
— Overall, not much else to say, but I found this to be a decent and interesting Psycho parody.
STARS: ***


PIMP CHAT
Bishop Don ‘Mack’ Donald (TRM) & Pimpin’ Kyle (TIM) talk shop

— What’s this? The struggling Tracy Morgan gets his own showcase that can potentially become a recurring sketch? Wow, between getting to say his first “Live from New York…” earlier tonight and now getting to do this sketch, I see SNL really threw Tracy a bone this week.
— I love the very urban nature of the sketch, which feels refreshing and unconventional for this SNL era.
— A pretty good laugh from the sound of a mechanical, monotone, white man’s voice repeatedly saying “Give me the money” as Pimp Chat’s signal to start the “Pimp of the Month” segment.
— I recall hearing that SNL wanted Lauryn Hill to appear in this sketch, but she declined because she felt that the nature of this sketch was insulting to black women.
— Tracy briefly interrupting the show to roll down the window and yell to an unseen woman “Bitch, you got my money?!?” gave me a huge laugh, though at the same time, I’m starting to see what Lauryn Hill meant about this sketch. I’m trying not to let that ruin my enjoyment, though, because I’ve always had a soft spot for this sketch.
— Vince is hilarious in his performance as a white pimp, feeling like a precursor to the character he would later play in the movie Be Cool.
STARS: ****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

musical guest performs “Ex-Factor”


DELCO CAT TOYS
Delco Cat Toys salesmen trade macho banter & test quality of new products

— Will and Vince’s great chemistry gets yet another showcase tonight.
— I love the juvenile bro talk that Will and Vince’s businessmen are casually speaking to each other with.
— Will’s imitation of a cat’s mannerisms are freakin’ dead-on and hilarious. He originally did this cat act in his SNL audition, and from what I’ve heard, he also did it on various talk shows prior to this episode.
— Will to Parnell: “It escapes me how we have not kicked your ass yet!”
— Will to Parnell: “Your office banter is weak!” Parnell: “(in a dopey, insulting manner) Yeah… well… that’s what your wife said!”
— Funny how this is the second sketch tonight with Will and Vince ganging up on Parnell and berating him.
— The whole bit with Will and Vince both trying out the scratching post is priceless.
STARS: ****½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A good episode and, much like the Kelsey Grammer episode earlier this season, was better than I had previously deemed it to be. (Let’s hope the Bill Murray episode from later this season will also follow this pattern, as I used to consider the Kelsey Grammer, Vince Vaughn, and Bill Murray episodes to be season 24’s “Trifecta of Suck”.) There was a nice amount of things I found to be solid and fun in this episode, especially the final two sketches. Vince Vaughn was also a better host than I had remembered. My past memory of him in this episode had him being stiff, bland, uncomfortable-looking, and way too glued to the cue cards all throughout the show. As it turns out, aside from the monologue, I didn’t notice any of those things in his performances during my viewing of this episode just now. I was surprised to find myself laughing at quite a number of his performances, especially in Pimp Chat. And as I said a few times during the review, he displayed great chemistry with Will Ferrell.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
a moderate step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Alec Baldwin hosts the Christmas episode, with special musical guest Luciano Pavarotti with Vanessa Williams

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I apologize for the lack of a new review or any posts over the last day, but yesterday morning, the site stopped working for me, resulting in me spending YET ANOTHER stress-filled day in trying to fix the site. The site’s back now, and hopefully it stays this time.

My newest review of the Bill Paxton episode will be up in a moment, but first, I have to re-post my recent review of the Vince Vaughn episode. Last night, when doing everything I could to revive the site, I accidentally permanently deleted the Vaughn review. Luckily, I still have the written portions of the review saved, so I just have to copy-and-paste it onto this site, and add in the screencaps.

Stay tuned, and thanks for your patience, everyone.