December 11, 1999 – Danny DeVito / R.E.M. (S25 E8)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

NBC SPECIAL REPORT
Arnold Schwarzenegger (DAH) says the world will be unaffected by Y2k

— The debut of Darrell’s Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
— I’m finding Darrell’s Arnold impression better here than it would later be. Even though it’s still not all that spot-on here, his impression is a lot funnier to me than his later version.
— Some laughs from the odd things Darrell’s Arnold says are going to be the same when the new millennium enters.
STARS: ***

OPENING MONTAGE
— After mysteriously not appearing in the last episode’s opening montage, the 25th anniversary SNL logo and Jimmy Fallon’s season 25 opening montage photo is back. However, Chris Kattan’s opening montage photo hasn’t been changed back to the season 25 version, though it eventually would.
— A noteworthy Don Pardo blooper, in which he accidentally announces the SNL Band as “Musical guest R.E.M.”. Then when R.E.M.’s picture shows up afterwards, Pardo pauses silently when realizing his mistake and then awkwardly just says “R.E.M.”. Then when Danny DeVito’s picture shows up afterwards, Pardo again pauses silently and then says kinda half-heartedly “Your host Danny DeVito”, without preceding “your host” with the usual “and”. SNL would later fix all of these mistakes in reruns.

MONOLOGUE
host is sprayed with apple after receiving Mr. Peepers as a gift

— Great to see Danny DeVito hosting for the first (and what would end up being only) time in this era.
— Danny mentions that this is his fifth time hosting, and that he’s joined “The Five Club”, as he calls it. Someone at SNL didn’t do their research, as this is actually Danny’s SIXTH time hosting, not fifth. Some people have a theory that SNL isn’t counting Danny’s season 9 episode, because he didn’t host it alone – Rhea Perlman co-hosted with him. However, I think it’s a real stretch that SNL wouldn’t count that. Co-hosting the show with someone else still counts as hosting. After all, Alec Baldwin’s fifth hosting stint had him mention in passing in his monologue that it was his fifth time hosting, which means they were counting his fourth episode, in which he co-hosted with Kim Basinger.
— I like how Danny’s making a big deal about how he’s the last guy in the millennium to host SNL.
— Will, on the gift SNL is giving to Danny: “We asked Lorne to chip in, but he refused.”
— They waste the prestigious so-called final monologue of the millennium on a Mr. Peepers bit??? And right after we just saw him a mere two episodes ago?
— I got a laugh from Mr. Peepers ripping right through the winter backdrop.
— Danny is a blast in this monologue and is helping make this Mr. Peepers bit more tolerable than usual.
— Danny, on this whole Mr. Peepers bit: “Trust me, my kids are at home and they love this, so screw it!” If that’s truly the case, then who am I to argue?
STARS: *** (mainly just for what Danny brought to this)

PRESS CONFERENCE PLAY SET
kids can practice media relations with the Press Conference Play Set

— Ehh, not too sure about this premise, though the execution has its charm at points. However, this commercial feels a little out of place on SNL.
— I laughed at the messy-haired kid at the end who panickedly said “I will no longer be trying new foods.”
STARS: **½

THE DELICIOUS DISH
after Y2k meltdown, chef (host) is permanent guest of Margaret Jo & Terry

— Surprisingly, this is the first time this sketch has appeared in a year. This also ends up being the only installment of this sketch that we’ll be seeing this season.
— A great scenario of Delicious Dish dealing with the apocalyptic aftermath of Y2K.
— I like the passing mention of a roving sex gang.
— Funny line about Danny being Delicious Dish’s only guest in every episode ever since Y2K struck.
— A great dark turn this takes with Danny’s character and his defeated demeanor.
— A good laugh from Molly’s line about spending the night with bikers in exchange for a packet of ketchup, and how Ana immediately changes the subject.
— A hilarious reveal of Danny’s clam chowder having been made out of whiteout and dice.
STARS: ****½

MANGO
Christmas Fairy (Michael Stipe) shows why Mango’s dad (host) rebukes him

 

— Mango continues to be shoved down our throats this season. Oh, and also, do we really need Mr. Peepers AND Mango in the same episode? A certain somebody in the cast needs to come up with some new characters.
— Kattan’s portrayal of Mango seems to be getting increasingly more goofy and animated with each passing appearance this season.
— This feels like the first time in a while we’ve seen Horatio. His airtime has been getting pretty bad these last few episodes. He wasn’t even in any sketches in the preceding Christina Ricci episode.
— I guess it’s fairly interesting seeing Mango’s family.
— Danny’s anger towards Mango is making me laugh.
— Nice inclusion of Michael Stipe as the Christmas Fairy.
— In the black-and-white 1944 scene, I like the detail of Guava’s admirers outside of his dressing room being sailors.
— Funny Jimmy Stewart impression from Jimmy.
— Decent running bit with the occasional references to R.E.M. songs.
— Overall, not too bad for a season 25 Mango sketch, even if I still wasn’t all that crazy about this as a whole.
STARS: **½

METAL SHOP
in shop class, Sully & Denise videotape an interview with teacher (host)

— This sketch officially becomes recurring.
— Jimmy’s Sully character becomes more defined, as this is the first time we see him wearing his traditional Nomar Garciaparra Red Sox jersey.
— The debut of Horatio’s Boston Teens character, Frankie. With this addition, I like that this recurring sketch stars three of the four newer people in the cast (Jimmy, Rachel, and Horatio), giving this recurring sketch a “new SNL generation” feel.
— Sully’s line about getting Denise nipple warmers for a Christmas gift was very funny.
— Horatio’s performance is providing good amusement.
— Funny bit with Danny showing his glass eye to the camera.
STARS: ***½

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE LADIES’ MAN
Leon Phelps sings “Merry Christmas To The Ladies”

— A nice change of pace for The Ladies Man.
— Fun song from Leon Phelps. I especially like the dirty lyric about licking his candy cane.
— Nice assistance from the two backup dancers.
— Leon: “Santa Claus comes but once a year, whereas yours truly has been known to come a lot more often than that.”
STARS: ***½

TV FUNHOUSE
“Fun With Real Audio” by RBS- intrusive journalists dominated 1999

— I’m getting good laughs from the raunchy direction the opening Barbara Walters scene is going.
— I like how this TV Funhouse is an amalgamation of various big news stories of the year.
— Funny visual of a fat guy loudly chomping on a hoagie in the background of President Clinton’s Early Show interview.
— Wow, a Columbine scene? Even for Robert Smigel’s daring standards, I’m kinda surprised he’s touching Columbine, though the scene is actually pretty tame.
— The Barbara Walters scene now gets even raunchier, with her hilariously bringing out a vibrator that has a replica of her own face on the top of it.
— Overall, some really funny stuff here and there, but in my opinion, Smigel has yet to have a great TV Funhouse so far this season. And why have all of his TV Funhouses this season so far been “Fun With Real Audio”?
STARS: ***½

WEEKEND UPDATE
ALF & bitter teen Joe Franken [real] introduce the Al Franken Millennium

— I absolutely love that SNL is continuing the 10-year tradition of Al Franken declaring who the upcoming new decade will belong to, with us now seeing a middle-aged Al and teenaged Joe Franken, after the last decade bit they did together on Update 10 years earlier.
— I’m enjoying Joe Franken acting like a typical angsty teen who’s embarrassed of his father.
— Joe Franken, on how viewers don’t care about Al’s decade bit: “They just wanna see Jimmy Fallon, not some sad old guy with a tired bit.” Al’s frozen unhappy stare at Joe afterwards is also great.
— The overall Al/Joe Franken commentary was nice official closure to the traditional Franken decade storyline. Al’s declaration of “The Al Franken Millennium” guarantees that SNL will no longer do 10-year follow-ups on this.
— Funny bit with Colin accidentally pronouncing “dictator” as “dictrader”, and then making an ad-lib towards the audience’s reaction to that.
— The first of many Elian Gonzalez references that we’ll be seeing on SNL this season.
— I’m surprised we went through this entire Update without having a final “The Millennium” segment (a recurring segment they’ve been occasionally doing on Update this season), considering tonight would’ve been their last opportunity to do one. I thought I had remembered there being one more left that I haven’t reviewed yet.
STARS: **½

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “The Great Beyond”

ROCKETTES AUDITIONS
50 year-old Sally O’Malley (MOS) tries out for the Rockettes

— The first original, non-recurring sketch all night. Until now, this episode was shaping up to rival season 22’s Rosie O’Donnell episode as an episode comprised entirely of recurring sketches.
— There’s the debut of Sally O’Malley, who, as we know, would eventually become recurring.
— It feels weird calling Sally O’Malley a new character, probably due to her already feeling like a tired character that’s appeared many times before. Maybe that’s because of how Molly’s using basically the same voice she uses for her Helen Madden character, or maybe because of how increasingly one-note Molly has been becoming as a performer in general lately.
— Another fun performance from Danny tonight, who’s giving me my only real amusement in this sketch.
— The one Rockette on the left end of the screen screwed up the ending of the choreographed dance that she and the other Rockettes do in unison when making their entrance.
STARS: **

TRIAL
in court, Mrs. Parker & (host) show motherly love for their hoodlum sons

— After a one-sketch break, we’re back to non-stop recurring characters tonight.
— I like the tense back-and-forth exchanges between Tracy and Danny’s mother characters.
— This ends up going in the same direction as the last installment of this sketch, where Tracy’s character breaks out into a tender song, but I kinda like how the song has become a duet with both Tracy and Danny.
— The ending of this sketch gets awkwardly cut off due to the show starting to run long. There’s still a second R.E.M. musical performance remaining after this sketch, but because of how significant and relevant the particular song that R.E.M.’s about to perform is (“Man On The Moon”, as this is when the Andy Kaufman biopic of the same title was released and featured said R.E.M. song), I guess SNL didn’t want to risk it getting cut short for time, so they instead cut off the ending of this sketch. I believe they would later show this sketch’s full ending in reruns.
STARS: ***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Man On The Moon”

GOODNIGHTS

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IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An okay Christmas episode. Nothing special to me, and no sketches stood out as particularly great other than Delicious Dish, but I enjoyed the show enough, even with the overload on recurring sketches. Danny DeVito added his always-fun charm and energy to the show, in what unfortunately ends up being his last hosting stint to this day.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Christina Ricci)
a slight step down

My full set of screencaps for this episode is here

TOMORROW
We enter a new decade and century. Jamie Foxx hosts the first SNL of both the 2000s and the 21st century.