Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars
PRESS CONFERENCE
sign-language interpreters (CES) & (NAP) augment Hurricane Sandy presser
— Cecily is fantastic in her parody of the sign-language interpreter from Michael Bloomberg’s Hurricane Sandy press conference that week. Cecily’s getting a lot of laughs here.
— Nasim is also very funny as a crude New Jersey interpreter during Bobby-as-Chris-Christie’s speech. Bobby-as-Christie’s speech itself is also hilarious, and is delivered excellently by him.
— We end with a funny spoof of the real Michael Bloomberg’s penchant for making poor attempts at speaking Spanish. During that spoof, there are also good laughs from what Fred’s Bloomberg says about white people loving the show Homeland.
STARS: ****½
MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about helping an old lady who fell at the airport
— Feels like it’s been too long since I last reviewed a stand-up monologue, though I guess Russell Brand and Zach Galifianakis’ season 36 monologues weren’t that long ago. I usually always enjoy reviewing this type of monologue.
— An endless amount of funny comments from Louis C.K. about his experience helping one particular old lady.
— Very funny accent from Louis whenever he imitates the old lady’s voice.
— A particularly great portion of this monologue with Louis explaining he loves the fact that old ladies say whatever’s on their mind. Some great lines from Louis during this bit are “The filter comes off around 72”, “8-year-old boys and old ladies have the same sense of propriety”, and Louis equating old ladies’ habit of freely speaking their mind because they’re on their way out to a guy who just got fired and says rude things to his co-workers while carrying his box out of the office.
STARS: ****½
FOX & FRIENDS
FEMA official (host) tries rebutting bad disaster advice
— Feels so odd seeing Jason play Donald Trump, for the only time ever. As I mentioned in a recent review, I doubt a lot of SNL fans today remember Jason ever doing this impression.
— A few okay comments from Jason’s Trump, and his impression comes off less stale than how Darrell Hammond’s Trump gradually became prior to this.
— A particularly funny moronic line from Bobby’s Brian Kilmeade, disclosing the fact that he calls piranhas with AIDS “parades”.
— Louis is a solid straight man here.
— Another very funny moronic line from Bobby’s Kilmeade: “I threw my milk out and now I dunk my cookies in shampoo!”
STARS: ****
LINCOLN
stand-up comic Abraham Lincoln (host) expects assassination in dramedy
— Great to already see our second post-Lonely Island short film just one episode after the first one, which was fantastic (Sad Mouse).
— The opening scene between Louis’ Abe Lincoln and Kenan is excellent.
— A priceless reveal of this being a “Louie”-style sitcom starring Abraham Lincoln, complete with a spot-on and hilarious recreation of the Louie opening credits. I’m pretty sure I even spotted a passerby giving Louis’ Lincoln the finger, much like a passerby doing that to Louis in the actual Louie opening credits. Interestingly, in this version, it looks like the finger was left uncensored.
— Seeing Louis’ Lincoln doing stand-up in Louis’ trademark style is very funny.
— A solid tense conversation between Louis’ Lincoln and Aidy’s Mary Todd Lincoln.
— There’s even some great details in the names shown in the ending credits during the conversation Louis’ Lincoln has with Jay.
STARS: ****½
AUSTRALIAN SCREEN LEGENDS
down-under accents undermine dramatic scenes
— A funny unexpected turn during the opening love scene between Bill and Kate, with them suddenly breaking out extremely goofy Australian accents and expressions after such a long, tender build-up with their affectionate non-speaking actions.
— Seeing Louis C.K. attempt an Australian accent is alone worth a laugh.
— Louis, to a dying Kate: “Any last words?” Kate: “Uh…kangaroo, I guess.”
— Humorous goofy charm throughout this.
STARS: ***½
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Some Nights”
WEEKEND UPDATE
sidelined by Hurricane Sandy, Mitt Romney (JAS) makes a final vote-for-me pitch
social media expert Kourtney Barnes (AIB) defends inane online commentary
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party is strident & spacey
SEM tells viewers how they can contribute to the Hurricane Sandy relief effort
— During the Mitt Romney commentary, I like the mention of how Hurricane Sandy took so much attention away from the fact that there’s a presidential election taking place in just a few days. This really takes me back to this hectic portion of 2012.
— A laugh from Jason-as-Romney’s dismissive and mumbly “…or woman” and “…or she” when making statements like “It takes a man…”.
— Great to see Aidy finally get her very first comedic lead role.
— Aidy’s proving herself really well in this first big comedic showcase of hers. Her delivery in this commentary is terrific, making the ridiculous immature social media posts she reads come off even funnier than they already are.
— Kinda interesting how both of this season’s new female cast members each get their own Update commentary in the same episode.
— This is the first appearance that Cecily’s Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party makes in a regular episode. She made her actual debut earlier this season in a Weekend Update Thursday special.
— Cecily’s got a great handle on this character, and is making so many funny dumb “informed” statements and malaprops.
— Girl You Wish etc.: “Seth, can I sing a negro spiritual real quick?” Seth: “NO!”
— Tonight’s Update ends on a serious note with Seth telling us the URL and phone number to make a donation for victims of Hurricane Sandy.
STARS: ***
MOUNTAIN PASS
while on a Middle Ages quest, (host) annoys folk with his horn blowing
— Hoo, boy. I recall this sketch being…uh…something.
— A funny little detail with Louis subtly moving the horn away from his mouth a bit while the horn-blowing sound effect is still playing.
— Another laugh, this time from Louis moving the horn away from his mouth in a longer, more exaggerated, blatant manner the third time he blows the horn.
— Wait, is the horn-blowing going to be the whole joke of this sketch?
— Okay, at least now, the sketch is going in a different direction. Not sure I like this direction, though.
— A big laugh from what’s probably the most remembered part of this sketch: Louis giving up when having to read a hard-to-pronounce Middle Ages-type word off the cue card, and opting instead to just refer to that word as “something” while chuckling out of character.
— Boy, where is this sketch going??? Is this another example of SNL wasting money by going through the trouble of using an impressive, fancy set and costumes for a lousy sketch with little-to-no laughs?
— Bill at least has a funny line right now, where, after calling the name Zorg weird, he reveals his own name is Nornt.
— Another funny line from Bill right now, with him exasperatedly exclaiming “Zesus Jeist!”
— Overall, despite my occasional complaints about this sketch, and as mediocre as the material itself as a whole indeed was, it was given a boost by a few laughs and a really likable atmosphere, the latter mainly helped by Louis’ “Don’t give a fuck”-type looseness.
STARS: **½
HOTEL FEES
at the end of (BOM)’s hotel stay, (host) reviews items charged to bill
— Pretty funny bit regarding the diamonds Bobby’s being charged for.
— Something about Louis’ way of saying “potatoes” in that dignified, professional voice tickles me.
— I’m enjoying Louis causally mentioning bizarre things on Bobby’s bill, like “16 cubic meters of argon”.
— Good bit with Fred passing by with the stuffed bobcat that was mentioned earlier as being stolen from Bobby’s hotel room.
— An odd but pretty charming little moment at the very end, with Bobby and Louis both dropping character and openly laughing with each other right before the screen fades to black.
STARS: ***½
MUSICAL GUEST INTRO
— Louis even gets a good laugh from the audience during this musical guest intro, by quickly changing his smiling facial expression to an exaggeratedly serious facial expression when realizing the show has come back from commercial break, then playfully gesturing to the now-laughing audience to shut up.
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Carry On”
LAST CALL
desperate (host) & Sheila Sovage (KAM) hurtle toward a last-call hook-up
— The debut of both Kate’s Sheila Sovage character and the Last Call recurring sketch.
— I’m already loving the offbeat, non-sequitur-filled conversation between Kate’s Sovage and Louis, right from the beginning of it.
— Kate and Louis’ conversation and interplay are getting increasingly hilarious, and are being so well-performed by both Kate and Louis.
— A very funny disgusting make-out session between Kate and Louis, which gets a wild audience reaction.
— Solid ending with Kenan trying to block Kate and Louis’ lovemaking outside the window by spraypainting the window and saying to us, “I don’t wanna know how that pans out.”
— An overall very strong closing sketch.
STARS: ****½
GOODNIGHTS
IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very strong episode, especially with that great string of segments rated four or four-and-a-half stars in the first 20 or so minutes. Even the only segment I found weak in this episode (Mountain Pass) had its redeemable factors. Louis C.K. did a solid job in his hosting debut, even coming off a little out of his element in a fun way during some sketches.
MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS
RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Lincoln
Press Conference
Last Call
Monologue
Fox & Friends
Hotel Fees
Australian Screen Legends
Weekend Update
Mountain Pass
HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Bruno Mars)
a step up
My full set of screencaps for this episode is here
TOMORROW
Anne Hathaway
I know I’m the biggest score whiner on here, but here goes anyway:
How Lincoln didn’t get five stars…
Great, now I OWN an old lady.
Apparently the laughing at the end of the Hotel Fees sketch is because of a missed cue. I think the printer sound was a little off at one point or something.
There was a cut sketch involving Louis C.K. playing John Tesh with Tim Robinson playing his brother.
The Tesh sketch airs in the Vince Vaughn episode, with Jason in the John Tesh role.
Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party is such a funny bit. Cecily was my favorite cast member for awhile and that character was a big contributing factor. I think(?) Colin Jost writes those, which makes sense because even as his era as headwriter declines, the show still can provide a lot of funny nonsense lines.
As Ruby mentioned, Roundball Rock, which airs in the Vince Vaughn episode, was cut from this episode. Tim mentioned in an interview that they tried it a couple times with Jason as the NBC Sports exec and the host as John Tesh before switching the roles for Vince Vaughn.
Aidy has said that Rickie Fico, mentioned by Kourtney Barnes as one of the commenters, is a real person that she went to school with. He is also mentioned during the Mother’s Day monologue in the Reese Witherspoon episode from season 40.
killer episode at the time that is obviously much weirder to watch nowadays. was a huge “Louie” fan at the time so obviously i popped hard when the lincoln title sequence kicked in. tremendous.
i believe i remember louis doing an interview the week of this show where he said there was one sketch he was forcing himself to do even though he hated it, or something to that effect, referring to the mountain pass sketch. it’s obviously a trainwreck, but louis (unintentionally?) fucking up a cue card and giving off that “i know this is the dumbest thing and you do too” energy makes it a sentimental favorite meta sketch of mine.
girl at a party is great, and is certainly on my mount rushmore of 2010s update correspondents (with stefan, jebediah atkinson and either drunk uncle or riblet).
“kangaroo i guess” is one of those lines i adore for the way it caught me off guard while watching live.
love bobby’s exasperation in the hotel checkout sketch, which makes it work slightly better than a similar sketch from kumail nanjiani’s ep (which i also enjoyed).
it was obviously a heavy news week in new york but it is pretty wild how a presidential election went totally by the wayside, with jay’s obama not even appearing this week and only showing up on update in the first post-election episode the following week.
Man, Jebidiah and Riblet were so good and I feel like society at large and even a lot of SNL fans have forgotten about them. Trade Daddy’s making his way up there too, and I like Big Papi & Cathy Ann, though I hate most of the rest of 42-presents Update characters. GYWYHSACWAAP is the start of those (though I like her) with their names just being explanations of their jokes and the bit being just that one joke for 3-4 minutes. The rest of the time its just a Pete bit, which is at least the one thing he can do properly on the show. Heidi is the worst offender of this to me. I don’t mind her in normal sketches, but I HAAAATE her Update characters.
Brilliance under duress. Kudos to the cast and crew for putting together a show during Sandy. One wonders how they hunkered down at 30 Rock.
Louie was such a good host, its too bad he’s also a repugnant human being.
Living in Jersey, I still didn’t have power when this was on, making it one of the few SNLs I didn’t watch live in high school (I think I was out after 11 on a Saturday like 3 times all of high school lol). I remember my family and I absolutely loving the cold open when we saw it, as we had been mocking Christie and Bloomberg’s translator/Spanish attempts all week. We also all loved Homeland and were pissed we had to wait to watch it, so that was the cherry on top. The Homeland sketch from the next episode is fantastic by the way, and might be legitimately my favorite Anne Hathaway performance.
You won’t be starving for stand up monologues when you reach the current season.
Fair play avoiding talking about the scandal. You will probably have to address it when you reach his Season 40 monologue as he gets into some material thats VERY uncomfortable to hear from him today.
Favorite Fox & Friends corrections: “there are many black people, not just one master of disguise” and one correction saying Chef Boyardee is the vice Prime Minister of Italy, only for the correction at the end to say that he isn’t. I also forgot Jason ever played Trump. Wasn’t this around the time Seth made Trump? (THANKS SETH!) ((Just kidding, kinda.))
I believe Seth wrote Lincoln (which, to back up Carson, is a clear 5 star to me) and Jost co-writes GYWYHSACWAAP with Cecily (and also co-writes Drunk Uncle, who shows up in the next episode).
Also, man, after killing it for 5 episodes straight Jay only got 2 lines tonight in a pre tape where he played a slave. Yiikes. Also no Tim anywhere at all!
I remember the next episode being a great ensemble one.