February 15, 2015 – 40th Anniversary (S40)

NOTE: For this special, only the full-length new comedy segments will receiving a rating. None of the intro segments or highlight reels will be rated.

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

JUSTIN & JIMMY
JIF & Justin Timberlake [real] do medley of SNL characters’ catchphrases

— A nice way that Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake segue into this SNL medley song.
— This SNL medley song is fun as hell, well-detailed, and is featuring great segues. And, as an SNL nerd, I am absolutely loving all of the rapid-fire references from various eras. So rapid-fire, in fact, that I can’t even catch them all in my current viewing.
— Even the Debbie Downer walk-on adds well to this.
— Great shot of the much-larger-than-usual, celebrity-filled audience when Jimmy and Justin are saying LFNY.
STARS: ****


OPENING MONTAGE

— Very cool motif to this, with how matching shots from different opening montages are shown either side-by-side or one after another.
— I’m really liking the occasional SNL clips that are shown in side-by-side thin bars throughout this.
— Lots of great little new touches to the usual season 40 theme music, giving it a very epic, special, almost-goosebumps-inducing sound.
— An overall strong anniversary special opening montage, and a huge improvement over the one from the 25th Anniversary Special, which I’ve always felt was drab and seemingly a little half-assed.


MONOLOGUE
Steve Martin & Tom Hanks [real] debate comedians vs. actors as SNL hosts

— Steve Martin, after comparing this anniversary special to a high school reunion: “A high school that is almost all white…”
— The usual great Steve Martin-style one-liners from Steve.
— A very memorable gag were Steve mentions Jon Lovitz as an example of SNL greats no longer with us, which is immediately followed by a perfect cutaway to a baffled and offended Jon in the audience.
— Alec Baldwin, after Steve says he counts this as an extra hosting stint of his: “Steve, this isn’t official – it’s Sunday.” Steve: “*I* don’t know that.”
— Melissa McCarthy noticeably looking a lot thinner than she did in her previous SNL appearances.
— Steve, to Chris Rock: “I actually forgot you were a cast member.” Chris: “So did the writers.”
— Not even Billy Crystal’s typical smug-fest can hurt this monologue for me.
STARS: ***½


1975-2015 HIGHLIGHTS
clips of SNL moments from throughout its 40-year history

   

— Ah, seeing that opening clip of SNL’s inaugural Wolverines cold opening in this particular context brings back significant memories for me as a reviewer, given the fact that it was (obviously) the very first sketch I reviewed in this SNL project of mine.
— Very nice how, among the very famous, often-seen clips during the 1975-1980 highlights, they include Laraine Newman’s forgotten, underrated Sherry character, presumably because of an appearance that character will be making in a certain new sketch later tonight.
— On a similar note to above, I appreciate how the 1980-1985 highlights aren’t just an Eddie Murphy/Martin Short/Billy Crystal montage, and are including some stuff from that era’s lesser-remembered cast members.
— The point where this chronological highlight reel reaches the 1999 period is significant for me, as 1999 was the year I first discovered SNL.
— Also significant when this highlight reel reaches the then-current era (which I guess can still be called the current era today in 2021), because it really makes me realize just how far along I’ve come in this SNL project of mine.
— Overall, a well-put-together and fun 1975-2015 highlight reel. While I liked how the previous two anniversary specials aired a separate highlight reel for each five-year period instead of airing a single highlight reel of all the eras like tonight did, it was fascinating to witness the evolution of SNL in tonight’s highlight reel. However, one thing I miss from the previous two anniversary specials was an individual highlight reel(s) of musical guests. While this 40th Anniversary Special showed a few poignant musical guest clips throughout this 1975-2015 SNL highlight reel, that’s not the same thing. The 25th Anniversary Special aired an individual highlight reel for each decade of musical guests, and the 15th Anniversary Special did something I especially love and found fascinating to watch, where they showed a single highlight reel of musical guests in reverse chronological order, going from the then-current year 1989 to 1975 (though, for some reason, they completely snubbed season 10). I’d love to see an updated version of the latter musical guest highlight reel, going from today to 1975, or even the other way around, going from 1975 to today.


SUPER BASS-O-MATIC 2150
technology of Super Bass-O-Matic 2150 has changed little since 1976 model

 

— Our first misstep of the night. I guess SNL’s hearts are in the right place here, but this verbatim Bass-O-Matic reprisal feels pointless, and it’s painfully obvious that Dan Aykroyd no longer has anywhere near the manic fast-paced delivery he had in his younger days, which played a part in why the original Bass-O-Matic commercial was so fantastic. His generic, slow-paced delivery in this reprisal doesn’t work nearly as well with this material.
— At least the disgusting visual of a dead, uncooked fish being destroyed in a blender on live TV is always worth a good laugh.
— Certainly nice that they’re having Laraine reprise her brief role from the original version of this sketch (and the now-forgotten Bat-O-Matic variant), even wearing the exact same outfit.

     

— Ha, a genuine gaffe at the end of this, where Dan can’t get the blender to work after cramming several fish into it. Instead of giving up and just smiling into the camera when that gaffe happened, it would’ve been nice if Dan threw in some kind of ad-lib, which 1976 Dan Aykroyd probably would’ve done.
STARS: **


BUMPER
bumper slide recognizes former host Buck Henry


CELEBRITY JEOPARDY
Sean Connery (DAH) & many other celebrities irk Alex Trebek (WIF)

— YES!!!!
— Feels interesting seeing a current cast member appear with SNL alums in a new comedy bit in this anniversary special.
— A good decision to put Alec’s always-hilarious Tony Bennett impression into this sketch.
— And there’s our obligatory category mix-up of tonight’s Celebrity Jeopardy sketch: Darrell Hammond’s Sean Connery misreading “Who Reads” as “Whore Ads”. However, the camera accidentally zooms in on the wrong part of the board during this gag, which hurts it a little. Presumably, the reason for this gaffe is the lack of a dress rehearsal, as SNL doesn’t do the traditional evening dress rehearsal for their anniversary specials (well, at least not the 25th and 40th anniversaries; not sure about the 15th).
— I mentioned in a recent review that Kate McKinnon’s initially-hilarious Justin Bieber routine was starting to wear slightly thin for me earlier this season, but it’s working for me in this particular venue.
— YEAH!!! Norm Macdonald’s Burt Reynolds out of nowhere!
— And, of course, Norm’s Burt makes Will Ferrell’s Alex Trebek refer to him as Turd Ferguson. Classic.
— As always, Norm’s Burt is IMMEDIATELY killing in this sketch.
— An interesting coincidence(?) about Taran’s Christoph Waltz suddenly filling in for Kate’s Bieber is the fact that the real Bieber and Waltz hosted back-to-back episodes two years prior to this. If this order of succession had continued throughout this sketch, Jay Pharoah would’ve replaced Taran’s Waltz as Kevin Hart, given the fact that the real Hart was Waltz’s successor as a host two years prior.
— I’m loving the escalation to this sketch, with more and more celebrities randomly appearing out of nowhere as contestants. Also a great way to get cast members and former hosts involved, given the gigantic amount of people at SNL tonight.
— I like how Jim Carrey’s appearance as Matthew McConaughey even has a voice-over from him, ala his Lincoln ads.
— And there’s our second obligatory category mix-up of tonight’s Celebrity Jeopardy sketch: Darrell’s Connery misreading “Let It Snow” as “Le Tits Now”. By far the funnier and more classic of the two category misreadings tonight.
— The return of Turd Ferguson’s old cowboy hat!
— A big oh-so-wrong laugh from the Bill Cosby bit. Also funny is Ferrell’s Trebek panicking after that, and explaining “We filmed that back in June!”
— Speaking of the Bill Cosby bit, it would later be revealed that SNL originally wanted Eddie Murphy to play Cosby in this, but he declined because he “didn’t want to kick a man when he’s down”.
— Aw, no “Final Jeopardy” segment in tonight’s installment of this sketch?
STARS: ****


INTRO
PED & LEJ introduce clips of SNL auditions

— Nice to see SNL’s two newest cast members get their own little segment in this anniversary special.
— There’s something I strangely like about the pair that Pete Davidson and Leslie Jones are making here, despite (or maybe because of) the juxtaposition of their personalities. Over the years after this, we’d pretty much never see them paired together on the show. Hell, I can barely even think of any times they so much as interact with each other in sketches.


AUDITIONS
clips of SNL auditions

   

— Oh, I absolutely love the idea of this particular highlight reel. These auditions are a blast to see.
— Given what an SNL pro Amy Poehler would go on to be, it’s actually charming to see a display of greenness in her audition clip, when she’s completely lost on how to start her audition.
— Speaking of charming, the SNL queen of charm, Gilda Radner, is exuding her trademark charm all throughout the clips we see of her audition.
— Baby Kenan!
— Very meaningful how they’re using clips of Phil Hartman’s audition as a way to introduce different themes (e.g. characters, impressions) within this audition highlight reel.
— The portion showing auditions from unhired people who later went on to become superstars is particularly fascinating.
— It’s often been debated just when exactly Jim Carrey auditioned for SNL. The general consensus seems to be that it was in 1980 for season 6, but if you look at his audition clips in this highlight reel, they’re clearly from 1986 for season 12, as the visual quality of the clips and the stage that he’s auditioning on match the clips of Phil, Jan Hooks, and Dana Carvey’s season 12 auditions (some comparisons below).

In fact, I recall once hearing that, after these season 12 auditions, Lorne had to decide between Carrey and Carvey (funny how there’s only a one-letter difference between their last names), and ultimately, he chose Carvey. Too bad we couldn’t have gotten both, though I have a hard time picturing Jim’s trademark comedy style fitting in with that late 80s cast. Maybe that would’ve made a nice contrast, though.
— I remember that, when this anniversary special originally aired, I completely failed to recognize Zach Galifianakis in the “auditioners who didn’t make it” segment. I wondered who the heck that was, and felt bad that I couldn’t figure out his identity, especially given how I easily recognized all of the other now-superstars in that “auditioners who didn’t make it” segment. Zach looks like a completely different person in that audition compared to his now-trademark look.
— Speaking of Zach’s audition, does anyone know when exactly it took place? I know he had a guest writing stint at SNL towards the end of season 25. Is that also when his audition clip came from, or was that from a different time. Thanks in advance if anyone answers my question.
— Great decision to end this audition highlight reel with another charming clip of lovable Gilda.


INTRO
Robert DeNiro [real] introduces clips of SNL representations of NYC

— Uh-oh. Robert DeNiro live and onstage by himself? Well, that certainly spells disaster.
— Aaaaaand there goes the obligatory long blank pauses, halting delivery, and constant tripping over words that we’ve come to expect from DeNiro’s SNL appearances.
— When this originally aired, I did at least like DeNiro’s description of Rob Reiner’s season 1 monologue (which I hadn’t yet seen at the time), because, as I mentioned in my review of that monologue, DeNiro’s description of it here made me fascinated to finally see when it came time for me to review that episode for my SNL project.


NEW YORK HIGHLIGHTS
clips of SNL representations of NYC

— Again, seeing clips from SNL’s very first episode makes me nostalgic for when I first started my SNL project.
— As a born New Yorker (and currently living in New York), this New York highlight reel really speaks to me.
— I really like how the New York-themed clips from SNL sketches and short films are being interspersed with related shots from various SNL opening montages.
— A significant part when we reach the 9/11 portion of SNL’s timeline in this chronological New York highlight reel.
— That Alicia Keys “Empire State Of Mind” musical performance (from the season 35 Charles Barkley episode) never fails to make me emotional as hell, even moreso here with how audio of it is being played as we see wonderful and touching behind-the-scenes photos of cast members and hosts in New York City outdoor locations. The song and these photos go together so beautifully, and, again, it also speaks to me as a New Yorker. I’m not ashamed to tell you readers that my eyes are tearing up right now during this portion of the highlight reel.
— Ooh, I love how they even include an obscure season 6 clip of Gilbert Gottfried in the Pepe Gonzales short film (which I sorely underrated in my review of it, and would now give a much higher rating if I ever had a chance to review it again).
— Overall, bravo. This SNL New York highlight reel was beautiful, moving, and extremely well-put-together.


BAND SHOT
going to commercial, G.E. Smith [real] plays guitar with SNL Band


INTRO
Keith Richards [real] introduces Paul McCartney

— Ha, Keith Richards is seemingly standing in the wrong part of the home base stage, making the shot of him look kinda awkward.


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
Paul McCartney [real] performs “Maybe I’m Amazed”


INTRO
Jack Nicholson [real] introduces political humor clips

— I’m still dumbfounded over the fact that Jack Nicholson somehow never hosted SNL.
— I’m enjoying the grim picture that Nicholson is painting of what the world was like in 1975 when SNL debuted.


POLITICAL HIGHLIGHTS
political humor clips

— That classic “black control room operators” clip from Jesse Jackson’s season 10 monologue never fails to slay me, no matter how many times I’ve seen it.
— The portion of this highlight reel where they reach the first Bush/Gore debate sketch is significant for me, as that’s the cold opening of the very first episode where I started regularly watching each new episode live from beginning to end as an SNL superfan. (Prior to that, I was only a casual SNL viewer and would seldom watch full live episodes. I’d usually flip back-and-forth between it and MADtv during the first half-hour of the SNL episode, and would often opt to watch something on cable during the last half-hour of the SNL episode.)
— A fun byproduct of seeing all of these various chronological highlight reels in this anniversary special is that you get to see how much SNL’s visual quality evolved from year-to-year.


THE CALIFORNIANS
pool boy (Bradley Cooper) & (Betty White) are a couple

(DAS) & (CES) say “buh-bye” to Californians performers

 

— Oh, why, why, why, SNL???
— Well, at least, much like earlier tonight, SNL gives a nod to Laraine’s forgotten Sherry character. Speaking of which, I remember some online SNL fans didn’t recognize Laraine in this sketch, due to her older age. (Possibly adding to the confusion among those SNL fans is the fact that I recall it once being pointed out that Laraine seemingly got a nose job by this point). During that discussion, one of those SNL fans even wondered if that was Stevie Nicks.
— The celebrity-filled audience is noticeably (and rightfully) not all that into this sketch, compared to SNL’s easy-to-please audiences of regular people in other episodes. That being said, the celebrity audience isn’t quite as hard on this sketch as I had remembered.
— Such an interesting novelty seeing Laraine Newman and Bill Hader standing side-by-side in a sketch. If only it was in an actually funny sketch.
— Bradley Cooper at least is coming off as a natural for this sketch.
— As for a former host who’s NOT coming off as a natural for this sketch? Taylor Swift. While she certainly surprised and impressed me with her general hosting performance back in season 35, her performance in this sketch is pretty dreadful. I also remember an online SNL fan pointing out that, even for this recurring sketch’s standards, Taylor’s Californian accent was so exaggerated that she downright sounded like she was doing an un-PC mentally-challenged voice.
— As always, Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen have been giggling their way through most of this sketch. By comparison, the usually-easily-breakable Bill Hader is keeping it perfectly straight in this.
— I strangely appreciate how Betty White isn’t even attempting a Californian accent, and is just using her normal voice. Something about that decision is perfectly on-brand for Betty, and I don’t want to see her get sucked into the usual lame routine of this recurring sketch by doing the same dumb Californian accent that everyone else does.
— If they were going to give Betty some (much-deserved) airtime in this anniversary special, couldn’t they have at least given her actual funny lines in this sketch? Her long, non-comedic rambling in this sketch just leads to a cheap, unfunny make-out session between her and Bradley (something SNL previously did better with Betty and Will Forte in a MacGruber short).
— Ah, an actual welcome segue, as this sketch suddenly turns into a Total Bastard Airlines reprisal. Interesting choice to have Cecily Strong paired with David Spade here.
— Oof. While I’m enjoying this Total Bastard Airlines reprisal (far more than anything in the Californians portion of this sketch), the whole back-and-forth that David had with Bradley was ROUGH.
STARS: ** (the Total Bastard Airlines portion boosted the rating a tad)


WEEKEND UPDATE
as Roseanne Roseannadanna, Emma Stone [real] reads a viewer’s letter

as Stefon, Edward Norton [real] takes notes from Stefon & a jealous SEM

as Matt Foley, Melissa McCarthy [real] lectures AMP & JAC

Land Shark eats TIF

— Extremely mixed feelings on this special Update trio, given my well-documented ire towards the Fey/Poehler era of Update, and the fact that the re-pairing of them in tonight’s special Update trio is further glorifying their already-overglorified Update era. But screw it, we got Jane Curtin back at the Update desk! That alone is worth it.
— Tina and Amy’s jokes tonight aren’t bad so far, and I do like how the jokes are all SNL-related.
— A hilarious Fox News slam from Jane, delivered perfectly by her. She’s still got it. I’d pay money to watch a new Update with modern-day Jane anchoring it by herself.
— Speaking of me having mixed feelings, I don’t know why, but that’s my reaction to the whole “celebrities playing their favorite SNL character” portion of this Update. SNL’s heart is in the right place here, and I appreciate that these celebrities are getting to live out a dream, but there’s something about the way this is being executed that isn’t fully clicking for me. It doesn’t help that Edward Norton’s Stefon impression was fairly lousy here, which is surprising, given what a solid impressionist he proved to be in general in his season 39 hosting stint.
— Jane’s naturally giddy reaction when agreeing with Tina and Amy on how fun this is is such a charming moment.
— A decent reveal of the Update desk being a breakaway when Melissa McCarthy’s Matt Foley crashes through it.
— The ending of this was kind of a mess, especially with how awkwardly the Land Shark bit was executed.
STARS: ***


WEEKEND UPDATE HIGHLIGHTS
Weekend Update clips

— Love the start of this highlight reel, with a chronological succession of clips of (almost) every Update anchor doing their sign-on.
— Geez, was that the best joke they could’ve picked from a Colin Quinn-era Update? The joke itself wasn’t bad, but that absurdly long pause Colin took before delivering the punchline sadly sums up how awkward he generally was as an anchor.
— A few of the clip choices for Update jokes from other anchors are also rather questionable.
— I like how, instead of being shown in chronological order, the clips of Update jokes and memorable Update guests are being shown in a random order, as it feels pretty fun to see so many vastly different Update eras being shown one after another in a scattered sequence.
— Ah, an all-time classic O.J. joke from Norm. An Update montage wouldn’t be complete without one.
— Cecily’s tenure as an Update co-anchor has been completely snubbed in this entire highlight reel, which is surprising to me. I know her Update tenure was short-lived and not all that well-received (deservedly so, in my opinion), but it still seems odd for SNL to act like her Update tenure never existed, especially given how recent it was at this time.


CHEVY CHASE TRIBUTE
Weekend Update anchors KEN, NOM, SEM, COQ pay tribute to CHC

CHC’s words of thanks are repeated by GAM for the hard-of-hearing

— Seth Meyers: “23 people have anchored the Weekend Update desk.” Norm: “And this fact may surprise you: a few of them…were men!”
— An unintentionally very funny moment where, fittingly, Colin accidentally flubs the end of his line in which he blames his mumbling habit as an anchorperson on the cue cards constantly being dropped. Even funnier, he follows this flub by turning his head and making an “Aw, dammit!” face.
— After all these years, Kevin Nealon has still got it when it comes to his masterful subliminal routine.
— Can’t help but notice that Seth is the only one of these four anchors who has nothing comedic or particularly noteworthy to say here. He’s just delivering boring, straightforward lines, which is further proof of just how bland and lacking in a distinct Update persona he is, especially when compared to the three anchors he’s standing onstage with (and I’m not even all that big a fan of Colin’s Update tenure, nor the last third of Kevin’s Update tenure).
— Haha, Norm intentionally ruining his intro of Chevy Chase by jokingly delivering it in the most terrible, bizarre, stalling manner he possibly can, which makes Seth openly laugh his ass off. Only Norm could get away with ad-libbing something like this and make it hilarious.
— Oh, man. Chevy. Just…what can I say about how notoriously, shockingly horrible and unhealthy he looks and sounds in this? I mean, geez, the man can even be seen quietly going “Ooh!” in a pained manner when merely walking down a step to reach the front of the home base stage. And, judging from the audience’s eerie silence during his horribly-delivered sarcastic quip, “Thank you for that……………………..oh, oh……………………..lovely tribute” , you can just SENSE the entire audience thinking to themselves, “Oh, wow. What the hell happened to him???”, just like I and other viewers at home were thinking when this originally aired. To call this simply uncomfortable to watch would be a gigantic understatement.
— Ah, good ol’ Garrett to save the day! The “News for the hard-of-hearing” reprisal from a suddenly-appearing Garrett Morris thankfully takes away at least some of the depressing, cringeworthy feel from this Chevy segment.
STARS: Not sure this constitutes as a full-length comedy segment, and if it does, I’m lost on what kind of rating to give it. I really liked the pre-Chevy half of this with Norm, Kevin, Colin, and Seth, but the Chevy half itself? Oof.


COLON BLOW

Rerun from 11/11/89


BUMPER
bumper slide recognizes former commercial parody producer Jim Signorelli


BAND SHOT
during commercial, Cheryl Hardwick [real] plays piano with SNL Band


MUSICAL ACTS
MAS & Beyonce (MAR) pay tribute to SNL’s union of music & comedy

Garth & Kat make up a song; Marty & Bobbi perform a medley

Frank Sinatra (JOP), Derek Stevens, Operaman perform

musical performances inspire an interruption from What Up With That?

Steve Martin [real] performs “King Tut”

Nick “Ocean” & PAS perform the love scene from Jaws

Elwood & Zee (JIB) Blues perform “Everybody Needs Somebody”

— Uh, what’s this talk from Martin Short about only having hosted SNL just once? Which two of his THREE hosting stints is he forgetting? His season 12 and 22 stints?
— Was NBC’s Martin Short/Maya Rudolph variety show already in the works by this point, thus explaining this pairing of them?
— Before I have yet another aneurysm over yet another Garth & Kat sighting, I’m going to enjoy the dead silence that I remember this appearance of theirs deservedly receiving from the celebrity-filled audience.
— Ugh, I just realized that, with the Californians sketch having aired earlier tonight, this Garth & Kat appearance is actually our second display tonight of typical self-indulgent breaking from Fred and Kristen.
— Aw, dammit. Much like the Californians sketch, the audience is actually laughing a little more at this Garth & Kat commentary than I had remembered.
— Like I said in my review of the Culps revival in Ferrell’s season 37 hosting stint, it’s an interesting and fun novelty seeing The Culps cover popular 2010s songs during their usual medley, given how associated these characters are with the late 90s/early 00s era of music.
— Another nice instance tonight of SNL giving an unexpected nod to the often-neglected Ebersol era, as Joe Piscopo gets to reprise his Frank Sinatra.
— Awkward moment where Dana has to actually prompt the audience to applaud at the end of his Choppin’ Broccoli reprisal. Ha, he had a very “What’s WRONG with you people?!?”-type non-verbal reaction towards the audience.
— Great to see a new Operaman bit after such a long absence.
— I see Sasheer Zamata has randomly been added in as the newest of the two What Up With That backup singers, a role she never played prior to this. Did Vanessa Bayer not feel like reprising this role tonight? Still, I appreciate that SNL surprisingly gave the typically-underutilized Sasheer something to do in this anniversary special.
— I like how Jason Sudeikis’ new beard makes his typical gleeful facial expressions as his dancing red tracksuit character from What Up With That look even more crazed here.
— Ha, Steve wearing a flesh-colored garment under his King Tut costume, ’cause SNL knows nobody wants to see a 60/70-something-year-old Steve Martin shirtless.
— And here comes the best moment of this whole Musical Acts segment, and one of the absolute best moments of this entire anniversary special: the Jaws song from Bill Murray’s Nick The Lounger Singer.
— Bill is absolutely KILLING IT in this hilarious Jaws song, and is showing that, after all these decades, he hasn’t lost a single step as his Nick The Lounge Singer character.
— I think you can even hear Leslie Jones’ distinct laugh off-camera at one point during this Nick The Lounge Singer bit. Also, in the backstage area behind Bill during this segment, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock (both getting prepared for an upcoming segment) can be seen watching Bill’s musical number, and Chris is clearly loving it.
— Ha, Bill gets so into his intense singing of this Jaws song that he even ad-libs(?) a muted-out passionate shout of “goddamn” at one point. I guess the fact that it was muted out shows that this special is airing on a seven-second delay. They would also mute out what appeared to be an s-bomb from Chris Rock a little later in this special.
— Yeeeaaah, I could do without this geriatric Blues Brothers revival (and you thought it was sad to see 1998 Dan Aykroyd still doing this routine), and I’m not too crazy about the decision to have it close out this whole Musical Acts segment, though it is pretty fun to see all the performers from earlier in this segment gather together onstage during the climax of the Blues Brothers number.
STARS: ***


EDDIE MURPHY TRIBUTE
CSR credits EDM with being his comedic inspiration & saving SNL

EDM is happy to be back at SNL

— Nice and heartfelt words from Chris about Eddie, especially him going into detail of 1) how he was inspired by Eddie to become a comedian, and 2) the important and groundbreaking things Eddie accomplished as a cast member, including saving SNL from cancellation in 1981.
— Chris: “Eddie hosted the show while he was still a cast member. I’m sure the rest of the cast loved that! Shit, I was on the show for three years, I was lucky to get a guest spot on Punky Brewster.”
— Ah, here’s the man of the hour in this Chris Rock segment: Eddie Murphy, making his first SNL appearance in over 30 years. This was a huge deal at the time.
— Aaaaaaaand Eddie’s segment is already over, after he came out, said absolutely NOTHING noteworthy (just generic “Great to be back” mumbo-jumbo), and threw to a commercial. That loud sinking sound you heard was the collective disappointment from SNL fans all over the world. I mean, what the hell?!?!? All that long-winded, glowing build-up from Chris Rock to such a highly-anticipated, long-awaited SNL return for the legendary Eddie Murphy, only for…THAT to be what we end up getting when he finally appeared? An epic letdown, to say the least. I remember how, between all the notoriously bad movies he had been doing since the mid-90s and now this huge disappointment of an SNL return he made here, this anniversary special made me come to the depressing conclusion back in 2015 that Eddie no longer “had it”. Thankfully, the year 2019 would later prove me wrong, between the highly-acclaimed Dolemite movie and Eddie’s SNL hosting stint. I actually haven’t seen the latter yet (for those who don’t know, I’ve been on a hiatus from watching new SNL episodes ever since December 2018), but I’ve certainly heard many glowing things about how successful he was in that episode. (That, the season 44 Adam Sandler-hosted episode, and the season 45 “SNL At Home” episodes are the ones that I’m most eager to watch when I review episodes from December 2018 and beyond. I would’ve included the second Dave Chappelle episode in there, given how much I love his first episode, but I’ve heard some not-so-great things about his second one.)
— What the hell went wrong the end of this? As if Eddie’s little (very little) “Great to be back” speech wasn’t awkward enough, we get an extremely awkward, baffling, and uncomfortable moment afterwards where he confusedly says to someone off-camera, “I thought you guys were gonna.. right there…no?”, then shrugs his shoulders and says “Okay, well, I’ll say it again”, and then proceeds to comically repeat his “Great to be back” speech as the show abruptly goes to commercial. I do admit that him repeating his speech actually made me (and the audience) laugh, but what the hell happened there in general?


BUMPER
bumper slide recognizes former producer Dick Ebersol


INTRO
Derek Jeter & Peyton Manning [real] introduce sports-related clips

— There’s nothing I can really find to say here. A decent pairing of two of the better athlete hosts SNL has ever had, at least.


SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS
sports-related clips

— Again, I can’t find anything to say here, but this is a well-edited reel.


ESPN CLASSIC
Pete Twinkle & Greg Stink do a spot for show sponsor Epilady

— Very nice to see these characters back, and it’s a clever decision to follow the sports highlight reel with this.
— The usual funny clueless comments from Will Forte’s character.
— Jason: “Epilady Feminine Razors – unsightly hair growth can sure be a drag, so when you’re munchin’ carpet, don’t let it be shag! (*long pause while the audience laughs hysterically*) Epilaaaadyyyyy!”
STARS: ****


INTRO
Win Butler & Candice Bergen [real] introduce Miley Cyrus


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
Miley Cyrus [real] performs “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”


BAND SHOT
during commercial, Steve Turre [real] plays conch with SNL Band


AUDIENCE Q&A
Jerry Seinfeld [real] takes questions from celebrities in audience

— Jerry Seinfeld’s opening bit about being told that Brian Williams was a member of the original cast probably looked dumb on paper, but was well-delivered by Jerry.
— So fun to spot cast members, hosts, and other celebrities in the audience throughout this segment.
— Uh…I hate to ask, but is John Goodman drunk off his ass here? He certainly sounds it, and it doesn’t seem to be acting.
— Blah at James Franco’s emails bit. Unfunny, and very unnecessary for this anniversary special.
— Ah, the always-hilarious Larry David in his first SNL appearance since his days as a disgruntled writer in season 10. It’s also interesting seeing him here when you know in hindsight that this is just half a year prior to the Bernie Sanders impression giving Larry a renewed life on SNL.
— A nice surprise to see SNL give Ellen Cleghorne her own moment here. Also, her voice sounds almost completely different from how it sounded as a cast member.
— Upcoming SNL host Dakota Johnson asking Jerry Seinfeld for hosting tips is a fitting coincidence, given the fact that, much like her, Jerry himself hosted the first regular episode after SNL’s last anniversary special prior to this: the 25th Anniversary Special.
— Always a delight to see Timmy Meadows.
— Hilarious comment from Tim in regards to Rolling Stone Magazine’s infamous SNL cast ranking.
— Ha, boy, that Randy Quaid comment from Jerry…
— Oh, I forgot about this Sarah Palin appearance.
— Aaaaaand, with Palin’s appearance, we of course get a joke about her hypothetically choosing Donald Trump as her running mate in 2016. Oof, to say the least.
— Jerry, to Larry David: “You goin’ to the afterparty?” Larry: “…….NO!”
— Much like the Eddie Murphy segment earlier tonight, this ends awkwardly, as the director apparently missed his cue to cut to commercial after Jerry says “We’ll be right back” (a line that, in the director’s defense, was kinda drowned out by audience laughter), resulting in a long, awkward stretch of silence until Jerry says into the camera, “What? I said we’ll be right back.”
STARS: ***


MOM JEANS

Rerun from 5/10/03


BUMPER
bumper slide recognizes former photographer Edie Baskin


TRACY MORGAN MOMENT
Alec Baldwin [real] & TIF salute injured TRM

clip of Brian Fellow & parrot

bumper slide recognizes former cast member TRM

— A nice, touching, and funny segment with Tina and Alec honoring a still-injured-from-a-tragic-car-wreck Tracy Morgan. This segment also comes off interesting in hindsight, knowing Tracy would make a big post-injury comeback on SNL the following season.
— Alec’s Tracy Morgan impression always cracks me up.
— I’m glad that the Brian Fellow clip shown here to honor Tracy is from my personal favorite Brian Fellow installment: the parrot-involved one from the season 27 The Rock-hosted episode. I wish this clip of it went on longer, though.


INTRO
Christopher Walken [real] introduces Kanye West

— Wow, Christopher Walken’s brief intro here has a strangely spooky, grim-as-hell color filter on the screen (which is for Kanye West’s about-to-start musical performance), which is jarring but strangely fitting, given Christopher’s knack for naturally coming off creepy.
— Christopher’s voice noticeably sounds very aged and frail here, which is a sign of how much older he’s gotten since his last hosting stint. Presumably, him getting up there in age is the reason he no longer hosts SNL. A shame, because, like many other SNL fans, I’d still like to have seen at least one more Walken hosting stint after his 2008 one.
— Kinda hard to tell, due to how frail his voice sounded, but it sounded like Christopher mispronounced Kanye’s first name as “Can-ye”, which is lovably on-brand for Christopher.
— Oh, and by the way, this brief, straightforward, non-comedic intro sadly ends up being the ONLY thing Christopher gets to do in this entire anniversary special. Are you kidding me, SNL?!? A legendary, beloved recurring host like him being relegated to just doing a very brief, non-comical introduction to a musical guest??? And after how much Christopher memorably stole the show in the Audience Q&A segment from the 25th Anniversary Special???


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
Kanye West [real] performs “Jesus Walks” & “Only One”

Kanye West, Vic Mensa, Sia [real] perform “Wolves”


INTRO
Louis C.K. [real] introduces clips of SNL films & other non-live material

— I absolutely love the quick, deadpan “Shut up” ad-lib that Louis C.K. jokingly makes in response to one off-camera audience member cheering something at him right after he started speaking.
— Very funny points from Louis about how SNL as a whole needs to be taped, and that they’ve been doing the show wrong for 40 years.


FILM HIGHLIGHTS
clips of SNL films & other non-live material

— Great way to start this, with the “Push button to explode building” bit with Tom Davis in season 7.
— I love the section of this highlight reel where we’re shown the names of famous directors who made some of SNL’s short films.
— As always, my heart warms and my eyes water up from the mere sight of Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks in the Love Is A Dream short.
— The Deep Thoughts clip shown was an excellent choice, and perfectly sums up Jack Handey’s style of humor.
— Some great segues throughout this highlight reel, like how they segue from the aforementioned Deep Thoughts clip to the TV Funhouse opening title sequence.


INTRO
Zach Galifianakis [real] introduces Digital Short

— The usual hilarious gag from Zach Galifianakis that he can sell effortlessly.
— I love the little “Wally, next card, please” comment that Zach randomly says to an off-camera Wally the cue card guy.


THAT’S WHEN YOU BREAK
ADS & ANS salute breaking in sketches with “Simply The Best” variant

— Great how this anniversary special even has a new Lonely Island Digital Short.
— Love this pairing of “Adam Samberg” and “Andy Sandler”, as Zach humorously introduced them as.
— Nice that this short has even given the always-underrated Chris Parnell a supporting role throughout.
— A fantastic premise to this short, focusing on moments of performers breaking in sketches over the years.
— Hilarious involvement from Bill Hader, especially the sudden tone shift after his initial “F(*bleep*)k you!” reaction to being insulted by Andy and Adam.
— Even the random mid-song interlude where Lorne is honored is fun and pulled off well.
— Love that one of the breaking clips is from the ad-lib-heavy Don Rickles episode (one of my all-time favorite episodes).
— The “And here’s another one of Fallon & Sanz” bit is a particularly excellent and memorable part of this short.
— Andy: “(singing) And we also made a movie that bombed!” Adam: “(speaking) Why would you bring that up???”
— Some of the breaking clips shown here are noticeably from dress rehearsal, including a never-before-seen clip of Julianna Margulies breaking HARD when trying to spit apple pie into Chris Kattan’s mouth in the famous Bird Family sketch. Seeing that particular dress rehearsal clip makes it all the more impressive that Margulies and the rest of the performers managed to perfectly keep a straight face in the live version of that sketch (aside from the part where Will Ferrell nearly choked on some food while going off on an angry tirade).
STARS: ****½


BAND SHOT
going to commercial, PAS plays organ with SNL Band


INTRO
BIM introduces In Memoriam reel

A straightforward but classy intro from Bill.


IN MEMORIAM
Leon Pendarvis [real] plays piano during In Memoriam reel

JOL protests his erroneous inclusion in In Memoriam reel

— A wise and fitting decision to precede this In Memoriam reel with a clip of John Belushi in the legendary Don’t Look Back In Anger short.
— Man, right at the very start of the In Memoriam reel, that slow motion close-up of the then-recently-deceased Jan Hooks is already making my eyes tear up, and is reminding me of how emotional I got when reviewing the tribute to her in the then-recent Bill Hader-hosted episode.
— Very classy how this In Memoriam reel is not only featuring cast members, but behind-the-scenes crew members as well.
— I recall it being speculated that the action figure sitting on Phil Hartman’s shoulder in the photo of him is possibly the Charles Rocket action figure from the Saturday Night Live Action Dolls sketch in season 6. It’s not. (side-by-side comparison below)

   

— After Phil’s portion of this In Memoriam reel, we get a clever decision to have Chris Farley’s portion immediately follow the now-legendary clip of him being cradled in Phil’s arms at the end of the So Long Farewell sketch from Phil’s final episode as a cast member.
— Charming and lovely Gilda, fittingly saved for the very end of the non-comedic portion of this In Memoriam reel. My tears from earlier are coming back again…
— Ha, a great callback to the Jon Lovitz gag from the monologue.
— A strong bit after the In Memoriam reel where Bill Murray states that one particular SNL alum death came too late for them to include in the reel, then after a pause, Bill reveals “Generalissimo Francisco Franco…is still dead.” I remember some online SNL fans said their heart practically skipped a beat before the Generalissimo Francisco Franco reveal, as they genuinely thought Bill was being serious about an SNL alum having just died.


WAYNE’S WORLD
Wayne & Garth present the Top Ten Things About SNL

— YES!!!!
— Fun decision to have a typical Wayne & Garth Top Ten list be on the topic of SNL.
— During the first shot of Kanye West getting forced back into his seat in the audience, I like how Taran Killam can be seen behind him initially laughing and then playing along with the gag by jokingly making a serious “Watch it, Kanye” facial expression toward Kanye.
— Mike Myers and Dana’s delivery is noticeably slower than it was even just a few years prior to this when they revived Wayne’s World in Dana’s season 36 hosting stint. They’re still doing absolutely fine here, though, when you accept the fact that they’re not their young selves anymore.
— Solid recovery from the awkward gaffe with the “Wigs” label on the Top Ten board initially being stuck behind another label, and I like how even Kanye gets in on at the action by ad-libbing a “pretend to get up angrily” move after Mike and Dana ad-lib another “Sit down, Kanye!” towards him.
— Love the bit with Mike and Dana both doing spot-on Lorne impressions. Dana’s is especially strong.
— A classy way to end this Wayne’s World segment, by giving SNL’s crew their props for all of their hard work.
STARS: ***½


BUMPER
bumper slide recognizes former writer JID


INTRO
Jack White [real] introduces Paul Simon


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
Paul Simon [real] performs “Still Crazy After All These Years”


GOODNIGHTS
LOM joins everyone onstage

— Man, look at all the decades of SNL power on that home base stage right now. An absolutely incredible sight to behold.
— Ha, a gathering of the SNL Fallons: Siobhan and Jimmy! (the second-to-last above screencap for these goodnights, though it’s hard to see them behind the scrolling credits)
— Speaking of Siobhan, I believe it was said in a press release that the only cast members SNL invited to this anniversary special were people who were in the cast for more than one season (or, in the case of Martin Short and Billy Crystal, I guess one-season wonders who also hosted), due to space limitations in the audience. If that’s true, how did one-season-wonder Siobhan make it in? In fact, I think I heard that the also-one-season-wonder Denny Dillon was in attendance at this anniversary special.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very well-put-together anniversary special, and it was an absolute blast to watch and review. As much as I loved the 15th and 25th Anniversary Specials, I really appreciate how this 40th Anniversary Special went in a much different direction than them, especially with how this featured plenty of new sketches. And the novelty of seeing cast members from different eras working together was so fun. Lots of great and well-edited highlight reels, too (my favorites being the ones for New York City, auditions, and short films). And, much like when I watched (but didn’t review) SNL’s 15th and 25th Anniversary Specials earlier in this SNL project when I arrived at those respective parts of SNL’s timeline, I kinda looked at the retrospective aspects of this 40th Anniversary Special as my own personal celebration of how far I’ve made it in this SNL project of mine in such a short amount of time. Given the fact that I’m now 40 seasons into this project as opposed to the comparatively-measly 15 and 25 seasons I was at when watching the previous two anniversary specials, it made me even more proud when the old SNL clips shown in this 40th Anniversary Special would make me reminisce about having previously reviewed those clips in the respective episodes they originally aired in.
— After having watched and reviewed this special right now, I’m so glad I came to the decision to make the one (and ONLY) exception in my strict “I will only review regular episodes in this SNL project; no specials allowed” rule. All the credit in regards to me coming to that decision goes to the people in the comments section of my reviews who convinced me to review this anniversary special. Thank you so much, commenters. I’m not going to lie. The past week or so prior to this review, I had been feeling burned out on doing reviews for this project of mine, and lacking a bit of the motivation I once had for it. Reviewing 40 seasons on a day-to-day basis for 2+ years will do that to you, even if I am currently close to reaching the finish line of this project. Plus, you have to understand just HOW MUCH of my time this project consumes daily. However, watching and reviewing this anniversary special just now has given me a renewed sense of motivation, inspiration, and general appreciation for this huge “review one episode on a daily basis” undertaking I’ve gotten myself into. That renewed motivation, inspiration, and appreciation will hopefully be enough to take me through the remaining amount of time I need to officially complete this project.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

   


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
That’s When You Break
Celebrity Jeopardy
Justin & Jimmy
ESPN Classic
Wayne’s World
Monologue
Musical Acts
Audience Q&A
Weekend Update
Super Bass-O-Matic 2150
The Californians


My full set of screencaps for this special is here


TOMORROW
Dakota Johnson. After all of the long and hard work it took for me to put this 40th Anniversary review together, it’ll be a relief to go back to reviewing regular, normal-length episodes. Also, given how utterly exhausted I am after spending days putting this 40th Anniversary review together, and the fact that I want to give people enough time to read and comment on this very lengthy 40th Anniversary review, I’ll be posting my review of the Dakota Johnson episode the day after tomorrow. Thanks for understanding.

January 31, 2015 – J.K. Simmons / D’Angelo (S40 E13)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

SUPER BOWL SHUT DOWN
Richard Sherman (JAP) & Marshawn Lynch (KET) get set

— As no surprise, Jay is nailing Richard Sherman’s voice, which is impressive, given how Sherman isn’t widely known for having a distinct, imitable speaking pattern, as far as I know.
— Kenan is funny as an uncooperative Marshawn Lynch.
— Jay has tons of fun energy here, and is carrying this cold opening well.
— Taran has shown up giving a fun, energetic performance of his own, as Pete Carroll.
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE
host gives Whiplash treatment to cast member drummers until FRA nails it

— I mentioned this in my review of the season 25 Jerry Seinfeld episode, but it bears repeating here: J.K. Simmons’ only two SNL appearances coincidentally happen to be in the first and last episode between SNL’s last two anniversary specials, the 25th and 40th. The first episode after the 25th Anniversary Special, which was the aforementioned Jerry Seinfeld episode, had J.K. making a guest appearance in the Oz short, and the last episode before the 40th Anniversary Special, which is this episode, has J.K. as the host.
— A decently funny bit with J.K. leading the audience into applauding for his Growing Up Fisher show before mentioning it was canceled, making the audience feel silly for applauding.
— I appreciate J.K.’s mention that he’s the voice of the yellow M&M, which I often forget.
— J.K., when mentioning that he plays a mean band conductor in the movie Whiplash: “That’s not me in real life at all. I’m a nice guy.” Well, that certainly telegraphs where this monologue is going to go.
— I like the mention of Kyle’s trademark oddball short films, with J.K. yelling at him, “This is not your little weird videos!”
— J.K.: “I think all hair is ridiculous.”
— Aidy, after J.K. berates her: “I really miss Blake Shelton!”
— As expected, a good angry outburst from Leslie towards J.K.
— (*Fred Armisen walks on for his 25,355th cameo since leaving SNL less than two full years prior, and Stooge responds to that by staring at the screen in furious, dumbfounded speechlessness for the remainder of this monologue*)
STARS: ***


TOTINO’S SUPER BOWL ACTIVITY PACK FOR WOMEN!
Totino’s Pizza Rolls Super Bowl Activity Pack infantilizes wife (VAB)

 

— Ah, the debut of Vanessa’s beloved Totino’s Pizza Roll ads, which become an annual tradition around every Super Bowl for the remainder of Vanessa’s tenure as a cast member, and goes through an excellent arc over these next few seasons.
— There’s the first of Vanessa’s now-significant mentions of “my hungry guys.”
— The overly simplistic, childish, demeaning activities for wives to do during the Super Bowl are hilarious, and Vanessa is selling this whole thing to absolute PERFECTION. The sticky-hand-on-the-fridge bit is a particularly standout moment.
— An overall fantastic ad, and great debut to this series of Vanessa-starring Totino’s ads.
STARS: *****


MISS TRASH 2015
undesirable (AIB), (CES), (KAM) compete in awful pageant

— Microphone issues for J.K. right out of the gate.
— I admit to getting a cheap laugh from the name of J.K.’s character being DaDonk Fontaine, just because of how it sounded when J.K. delivered it in his trademark voice.
— Kind of a lazy and cliched-feeling premise, one that I’m not excited about. The ladies are selling their roles well enough, at least.
— J.K. is a great straight man in this, especially his blunt delivery of the line, “It says ‘butt’ in English.”
STARS: **½


CINEMA CLASSICS
Nazi realities sway Ilsa (KAM) in Casablanca outtake

— The usual funny “Worst. (insert event here). Ever.” story that Kenan’s Reese De’What discloses in regards to something he once told his wife.
— I love the Ingrid Bergman accent from Kate.
— Kate’s jumpiness to get on the plane after being told that she’ll otherwise be put in a concentration camp is hilarious.
— Kate is executing this premise so damn well, giving an outstanding performance.
STARS: ****½


TEACHER SNOW DAY
instructors go wild when the weather closes school

— Ehh, I’m getting tired of this type of short. It definitely worked for me the first time in Boy Dance Party, but Office Christmas Party was average at best to me, and this Teacher’s Snow Day short just feels old hat. The novelty of this style of short is completely gone by this point. If this short is generally considered by a majority of SNL fans to be a classic or near-classic, put me in the “It’s overrated” camp.
— (*yawn*) Cue Aidy bragging about her ass, as if we’ve NEVER seen her do that before.
— Ha, I do admit I can’t help but crack up at J.K.’s solo part of this music video, just because of his delivery. That’s by far the biggest laughs I’ve gotten from this whole thing so far.
— Solid ending line from Pete (“Oh, I’m definitely passing chemistry now”).
STARS: **


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Really Love”


WEEKEND UPDATE
A One Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy filters out COJ’s Super Bowl questions

MIC presents some other African-Americans he thinks should be on stamps

Jebidiah Atkinson slams Grammy Award nominees of the present & past

— Another flubbed Michael Che joke in this first season of his. Thankfully, the set-up that he flubbed tonight turned out to be the set-up to a mini-rant instead of the set-up to a typical quick Update joke, the latter of which would be hurt more by a flubbed set-up. That being said, this particular mini-rant Michael’s doing now isn’t doing much for me. Not his best material.
— For some reason, I thought for sure that the female guest commentator who Colin was setting up when saying “Here to give her thoughts on the Super Bowl is…” was going to be Leslie as herself. Instead, it turns out to be the return of A One Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy.
— Tonight’s A One Dimensional Female commentary is basically treading the same ground from her previous commentary, but it’s still working for me. However, I’m getting a little tired of all of the befuddled comments from Colin (playing a similar type of “confused straight man character who excessively points out the already-obvious oddities in the scene he’s appearing in” role that would later be a staple of Mikey Day’s tenure as a cast member), which have gotten old and redundant.
— I got a good laugh from A One Dimensional Female’s line about Colin’s friends being named Fat Jerry and Horny One.
— Despite how tired I am of Colin’s straight man lines to A One Dimensional Female, I did love him asking if the obviously-fake baby she handed him is the baby from American Sniper.
— I love Michael’s whole segment about Black History Month stamps, which makes up for his subpar mini-rant from earlier in tonight’s Update.
— JEBIDIAH ATKISON! Yes! We haven’t seen him in a while.
— Jebidiah Atkinson, on Iggy Azalea: “Hey, Iggy, wake up and smell the azaleas – YOU’RE WHITE! The last time anyone stole THAT much from black people, everybody still dressed like me!”
— Jebidiah Atkinson: “Ugh, The Beatles. If anything, they ruined Yoko!”
— Jebidiah Atkinson, on Frank Sinatra: “His only decent hits were the ones the mafia did for him!”
STARS: ***½


MICROSOFT ASSISTANT
Microsoft Office animation Pushie (BOM) irritates computer user (host)

— Interesting structure to this sketch.
— Bobby is absolutely perfect in this annoying Clippy-esque role.
— A great turn this sketch takes with the emotional change in Bobby-as-Pushie’s tone when instructing J.K. on how to activate the “Disable Pushie” feature. Comically tugging at the heartstrings is something Bobby is typically great at doing.
STARS: ****


THE JAY Z STORY
supposedly-definitive biopic stars very white MOB

— Hilarious concept of a Jay-Z biopic starring Mike O’Brien playing him in a very Mike O’Brien way.
— I absolutely love the muffled scream reaction Mike has to being told by an exec that he’s great at rap.
— A priceless shocked, star-struck look on Pete’s face when Mike’s Jay-Z walks past him.
— Ah, Jason Sudeikis, an SNL alum who actually patiently waited two years to make his first cameo after leaving the cast, and would keep the frequency of his subsequent cameos at a respectable pace. (Hear that, Fred?) Good to see him here as Kanye West.
— Priceless casting of J.K. as Nas in a heated fight he gets into with Mike’s Jay-Z.
— Overall, while this was much different from previous Mike O’Brien short films, I loved this just as much as I typically love his films.
STARS: *****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “The Charade”


CAREER DAY
at career day, (host) tells schoolkids about being a Japanese “messy boy”

— I absolutely love J.K.’s casual reveal of “I am a Japanese messy boy”, and explaining in a perfectly straitlaced manner what exactly that means.
— This material is hilarious, mostly made by J.K.’s excellent delivery. He’s one of those performers who can sell the most absurd lines by delivering them completely straight.
— Leslie has some solid lines throughout this.
— Yeeeeeaaaaah, I’m just gonna ignore that extremely stereotypical Asian accent Taran’s doing over the phone.
STARS: ****½


GOODNIGHTS

— Wow, this is easily one of the longest goodnights not just in recent memory, but in SNL’s entire history. Given the fact that this is the last regular episode before a certain big, live SNL special that’ll be airing, something feels significant about these super-long goodnights.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A solid episode, and the first above average episode in a while. Some very strong highlights in this episode, especially in the post-Weekend Update half, where everything received a rating from me in the impressive 4-5-star range.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

 


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack For Women!
The Jay Z Story
Cinema Classics
Career Day
Microsoft Assistant
Super Bowl Shut Down
Weekend Update
Monologue
Miss Trash 2015
Teacher Snow Day


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Blake Shelton)
a big step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Put on your fancy formal wear, everyone! SNL’s 40th Anniversary Special is next, as the one and only special non-regular episode I’ll be reviewing in this SNL project. As a warning, given how that anniversary special is much longer than the 90-minute regular episodes I typically review, thus meaning it’s going to take a lot more time than usual for me to put together a review of that special AND make screencaps from it, there is absolutely no way I’ll have the review ready by tomorrow. Expect it the day after tomorrow at the earliest (it’ll probably be even later than that). Thanks for understanding.

January 24, 2015 – Blake Shelton (S40 E12)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

INSIDE THE NFL
Patriots ballboy (BOM) was responsible for Deflategate

— I remember someone on an SNL message board pointing out that a huge fart sound effect can be heard randomly going off at the beginning of the scene with Beck as Bill Belichick. That “fart sound effect” was actually Beck making a grumbling/growling vocalization in his grumpy portrayal of Belichick.
— Funny performance from Taran as a faux-clueless Tom Brady.
— Bobby immediately coming off goofily lovable.
— Very strong performance from Bobby during his speech, especially when he and Kate get into a heated back-and-forth.
STARS: ***


MONOLOGUE
cast members struggle to get in the spirit of host’s gentle Hee Haw gibes

— Another strong walk-on from Bobby tonight.
— Leslie’s misery during this whole Hee Haw act is a pretty good running gag.
— An overall okay monologue, even if I could barely find anything to say about it.
STARS: ***


FARM HUNK
Hollywood bachelorettes compete for a life in Iowa

— The debut of a sketch theme that would go on to be an annual January tradition for years (not sure if it’s still ongoing today, as I haven’t seen a new episode since 2018). I’ve always personally referred to these as the “Sorry, can I steal him for a sec?” sketches.
— Of all the installments of this annual sketch that I’ve seen, I think this is the only one where the bachelor role is played by that night’s SNL host instead of a cast member.
— Vanessa: “I’m a second grade teacher…in my pornos.”
— I’m enjoying the running theme with each female contestant turning out to have done porn.
— A fun structure this sketch, and each of the ladies has funny lines, particularly an occasionally teary-eyed Aidy.
— The usual scene-stealing appearance from Leslie, and I love the reveal that she’s actually playing herself.
STARS: ****


WISHIN’ BOOT
(KAM), (AIB), (host) sing about magical country shoe

— I remember hating this short when it originally aired, considering it to be lame as hell, and I would subsequently be dumbfounded to see it go on to be well-loved by a lot of SNL fans. Much like some other things that I used to strongly dislike but now want to understand why so many other SNL fans love, I will go into my current viewing of this short with an open mind.
— So far, this is at least a very spot-on and well-detailed spoof of typical country songs and country music videos.
— Still not too crazy about the comedic premise of a wishin’ boot.
— Okay, I do like the scene with Aidy receiving a prison visit from the Wishin Boot’.
— I’m currently near the end of this short, and yeah, I’ve barely been laughing. I’m enjoying it more for its charm than its actual humor.
— Overall, despite my lack of amusement towards this short and the fact that I still can’t understand why a number of SNL fans consider it to be pretty much a classic, I cannot hate this short at all anymore like I used to. It has a charm that I now can’t help but like.
STARS: ***


CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD
stars of The Voice & American Idol vie

— Kinda unexciting to have an SNL host play themselves in an installment of this sketch.
— Meh, I could do without the return of Kate’s Keith Urban impression.
— I’m not as crazy about the collection of impressions in tonight’s Family Feud sketch compared to the previous two installments of this sketch. Kenan’s always-funny Steve Harvey is the only thing really carrying tonight’s installment so far.
— That’s it? This sketch is over? Easily my least favorite installment of this recurring sketch that has aired by this point.
STARS: **


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
host performs “Neon Light”


WEEKEND UPDATE
MIC’s goofy high school friend Riblet (BOM) expertly reads news items

gay porn on PED’s computer represents confirmation of his heterosexuality

Nicole (SAZ) fights with ex-boyfriend MIC while giving financial advice

— The debut of Bobby’s Riblet character.
— Bobby is killing it as this Riblet character, and I love how different this feels for an Update commentary, especially with the various turns where Riblet suddenly tells an Update joke in a very professional, straitlaced manner. I also love how they even go through the lengths of showing an altered version of the Update opening title sequence, with Riblet inserted in Michael’s place.
— After the audience’s very iffy reaction to his joke about King Abdullah getting run over by a terrible woman driver, Michael humorously ad-libs “Riblet, everybody”, reminiscent of his great “Prince, ladies and gentlemen” ad-lib from earlier this season.
— Some decent lines from Pete throughout his gay porn anecdote, especially him telling Colin, “You’re like a straight 8 and a gay 10!”
— Second week in a row where we get the long-standing Weekend Update tradition of how the punchline to a joke about the death of a creator of something noteworthy is done in the style of said creation, a tradition that I always like, as I said in my last episode review. This particular joke, about the death of the creator of the instant replay, is fun and memorable, and I like an amused Michael ad-libbing to Colin, after the slow-mo clip of Colin getting hit in the face with a football, “You look so dumb.”
— Hmm, I have absolutely no prior memory of this commentary with Sasheer as Michael’s ex-girlfriend.
— The timing of some portions of Sasheer’s commentary is off.
— I like Colin nervously and slowly sliding out of the shot when he’s asked to chime in on Michael and Sasheer’s tense argument. What was with the extremely delayed camera cut to him, though? That just further proves my point that the timing in some portions of this Michael/Sasheer commentary feels off.
— I am liking the tense back-and-forths between Michael and Sasheer, and it’s an interesting and strangely refreshing novelty to see Michael convincingly acting in a scene like this.
— Ha, we get a very funny sudden twist at the end of Sasheer’s commentary, with her mysterious new boyfriend turning out to be Riblet. Solid callback, and I never would’ve guessed that’s where Sasheer’s commentary was headed.
STARS: ***


PAROLE BOARD
parole board nixes Texas Man Gobbler’s (KET) bid for a redemption

— Given the fact that The Shawshank Redemption is one of my all-time favorite movies, I’m interested in this spoof of Morgan Freeman’s legendary speech from that movie.
— A very funny sudden tone shift after Kenan’s poignant opening speech, with the parole board bluntly revealing that Kenan straight-up ate a person, and that Kenan’s NEVER going to get out of this prison.
— Kenan, when reflecting in regards to his eating people: “Would I do it again? Point me towards a homeless shelter.”
— The whole “last meal” discussion is cracking me up.
— Even the predictable text crawl ending made me laugh.
STARS: ***½


TOPEKA TODAY
widower (TAK) wrote song of 70-year marriage to awful (KAM)

— When Bobby compliments Taran and Blake on how beautiful their song is so far, I laughed at Blake frankly telling him in an un-amused manner, “There’s more.”
— A good dark turn this “loving” song takes, helped by the incongruity of these unflattering lyrics being sung while we see touching young black-and-white photos of Kate’s character. I feel the dark humor here should be going even further, but it’s fine for what it is.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
host performs “Boys Round Here”


MAGICIAN
formerly-skeptical audience member (host) asks magician (TAK) for powers

— Boy, Blake sure was late on his cue to utter “Fake!”, leading to almost five solid seconds of complete dead air.
— Some of Blake’s desperate requests to the magician are making me laugh, such as “I wanna be a black guy…just for one day” and “Guns for a head!” Otherwise, I’m pretty meh on this sketch.
— Okay, I did get a cheap big laugh just now from Blake’s “Give me the power…to go down on myself.” I also like the subsequent bit with him trying and failing to go down on himself behind the curtain.
— Blah, that “Magic isn’t real!” “I knew it!” twist didn’t come off anywhere near as clever as the writer of this sketch apparently THOUGHT it was. Maybe it was just Blake’s weak execution of that twist that made it not work very well.
STARS: **½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An average and forgettable episode, in what’s been a string of episodes lately that have either been kinda meh or forgettably average. While there at least wasn’t anything that flopped too hard in this episode, and the first two post-Weekend Update sketches (Parole Board and Topeka Today) had some good dark humor, the only rated segment that stood out as strong to me all night was the “Sorry, can I steal him for a sec?” sketch.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Farm Hunk
Parole Board
Topeka Today
Weekend Update
Inside The NFL
Wishin’ Boot
Monologue
Magician
Celebrity Family Feud


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Kevin Hart)
a very slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
J.K. Simmons

January 17, 2015 – Kevin Hart / Sia (S40 E11)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

MARTIN LUTHER KING
in 2015, high-schooler (PED) helps Martin Luther King Jr. (KET) gauge social progress

— Interesting seeing Pete starring in a cold opening for his first time.
— A variation of the “MLK visits President Obama” cold opening from two seasons prior.
— Wait, Kenan’s MLK isn’t familiar with Obama in this cold opening??? I know I shouldn’t be looking for continuity in a simple SNL cold opening, but still. Hell, even just within this cold opening, the consistency is incredibly thin. Case in point, when Pete mentioned Wu-Tang Clan, Kenan’s MLK didn’t seem confused or lost at all, yet he has no idea who Obama or Macklemore are? So are we to assume MLK’s post-death knowledge of post-1960s figures doesn’t extend past the 90s for some reason?
— Good bit with Kenan’s MLK optimistically and misguidedly thinking the movie Selma must’ve received lots of Oscar nominations.
— Pete: “I’m a white kid……probably.” I take it that’s a tongue-in-cheek reference to how racially ambiguous Pete generally looks. (I mentioned in a previous episode review that, when I first saw a photo of Pete back in September 2014 when he was announced as SNL’s latest hire, I honestly thought he was half-black.)
STARS: ***


MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about fearing wild animals in his neighborhood

— The humor of Kevin Hart’s raccoon story is very hit-and-miss.
— This has picked up with the bit about Kevin’s son.
— I can’t help but find Kevin’s “I can’t be with a woman that’s been attacked by a mountain lion” bit to be kinda off-putting, even if that may be part of the point.
STARS: **½


CALVIN KLEIN JEANS
Justin Bieber (KAM) plays drums & tries to act grown up

— Good to see they’re doing something different with Kate’s Justin Bieber this time, as the usual routine with Kate just silently doing Bieber gestures was starting to wear a little thin when this impression last appeared a few episodes prior.
— Lots of pretty funny quick little gags, and this is well-edited.
STARS: ***½


WHY’D YOU POST THAT?
(host) lambastes & punishes Instagram transgressors

— Yikes, we’re already getting a huge and awkward technical gaffe early on, as the screen next to Kevin starts malfunctioning during his intro and then fails to show Vanessa’s Instagram photo at the beginning of her interview, leading to lots of painfully awkward vamping from her and Kevin. Poor Vanessa in particular seems completely lost on how to ad-lib her way out of this technical gaffe.
— Yeesh, another technical gaffe, as the chair that Vanessa’s sitting on gets temporarily gets stuck when she and the chair are getting dragged into some kind of smoky dungeon.
— A very slow start to this sketch, as, even ignoring the aforementioned technical issues, Kevin’s questioning of Vanessa wasn’t all that funny. However, the sketch has improved somewhat with Aidy’s interview. This sketch in general is still no great shakes, though.
STARS: **½


BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN 2015
Bushwick thugs (KET), (host), (JAP) have adapted to gentrification

— A very funny cutaway to the Martha’s Mayonnaise shop in this urban neighborhood.
— Lots of other hilarious cutaway visuals of uncharacteristically whitebred/hipster-esque actions from Kevin, Jay, and Kenan’s characters. This is a very well-done and memorable commentary on the gentrification of urban neighborhoods.
— I’m loving even the non-comedic parts of Kevin, Jay, and Kenan’s conversations, just because it has a great realism to it that really puts you into this scene.
STARS: *****


GET ON UP
during a 1971 performance, James Brown (host) seeks assent from his band

— Beck looks hilarious in the background, stiffly dancing in that afro while having an uncomfortable, wide-eyed look on his face.
— Oops, another technical gaffe tonight, as what appears to be a camera accidentally blocks part of the shot right now for a few seconds.
— I like Sasheer’s delivery of “I’m not bringin’ out no damn capes!”
— I’ve always gotten parts of this sketch mixed up with an absolutely DREADFUL sketch from the following season’s episode hosted by………uh…….oof, well, let’s just say a certain host who will be the ultimate chore for me to review and probably the most difficult episode I’ve EVER had to cover in this entire SNL project of mine (you get who I’m talking about now, don’t’cha?), where said host-who-shall-not-be-named plays the laser harp in a band. However, I’m finding this James Brown sketch to be the better of the two. The humor here is only mildly funny, but I’m enjoying the general style of this sketch, and it’s fitting for Kevin.
STARS: ***


NANCY
(VAB) gets clownish music during soap opera cast reunion

— Ugh at the direction the conceit of this sketch is taking.
— Yeah, it’s now a minute or so later, and I haven’t been caring at all for the repeated gag of the farty music only playing for Vanessa.
— I did at least laugh just now at Vanessa’s affable, smiley delivery when telling Kevin, “Um, that doesn’t make any sense.”
STARS: *½


CALVIN KLEIN JEANS
Justin Bieber (KAM) acts immature around a model (CES)

— Some more laughs, even if I’m not finding this to be quite as strong as the first installment of this ad from earlier tonight.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Elastic Heart”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Mrs. Santini (KAM) reads snide notes she wrote to people in her building

— I’m always a sucker for Michael’s rants about a news story, which he does here on the controversy over the lack of Oscar nominations for actors of color.
— The first appearance of Kate’s Mrs. Santini character, an occasionally-appearing recurring character I had completely forgotten about until now.
— A very funny disturbing bit from Kate’s Mrs. Santini about animal skeletons.
— I love the random detail of Mrs. Santini’s notes being written on odd things like a red napkin and a brown paper bag. I also love the increasingly humorous ways she addresses tenants in the salutations of her notes (e.g. “Dear Mario Batali of hot garbage”).
— I always like the long-standing Weekend Update tradition of how the punchline to a joke about the death of a creator of something noteworthy is done in the style of said creation, as we get here with Colin’s joke about the death of Home Shopping Network’s creator. Corny but funny.
— Michael’s addendum to the woman-in-China-cutting-her-husband’s-penis-off-twice story was delivered too awkwardly.
— Wow, an overall fairly short Update. I also think this is the first one-commentary-only Jost/Che-era Update, as well as the first Jost/Che Update to NOT end with a guest commentary.
STARS: ***


THE JOURNEY
everyone in the kingdom but (host) sings about need to flee dragon attack

— Judging from how the first song the characters break out into is immediately followed by Kevin asking them “What the hell was that?!?”, it looks like I’m in for an inferior knock-off of the famous West Side Story/Evita sketches with Norm Macdonald.
— Okay, Kevin’s at least now doing a little more than just emulating what Norm did in the aforementioned West Side Story/Evita sketches, but that’s still not stopping this sketch from being lousy. I’m getting little-to-no enjoyment from this sketch.
— Taran’s extremely low-pitched, stretched-out singing during his solo is funny, at least.
— I was hoping Leslie would save this sketch in her walk-on, but no dice.
STARS: *½


KEVIN’S SON
mannerisms of (LEJ)’s son (JAP) reveal him to have been fathered by host

— I am loving Jay’s impression of Kevin here. Even though he seems to be having trouble keeping the voice at certain points of this sketch, the impression is fun and amusing, especially after this episode had got me so used to hearing and seeing Kevin’s voice and mannerisms.
— A very weak, abrupt, and empty ending.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Chandelier”


LISTENING PARTY
rapper (host) performs song for his crew that reveals their secrets

— Kevin starting his rap with musical yells of “PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! BOP-BOP-BOP! GUNSHOT SOUNDS! BOP!” is cracking me up, and has stuck in my memory over the years.
— Oh, so THAT’S why Beck’s character had his hand covering his mouth the whole time prior to the lipstick reveal.
— Some funny personal revelations from Kevin about his friends.
— Funny fake-out regarding the song supposedly being over.
— Okay, they don’t have to overdo the “GUNSHOT SOUNDS!” bit all throughout this sketch. It’s not making me laugh as much anymore.
— The second consecutive sketch with a questionable ending, as something about this particular sketch’s ending came off awkwardly executed.
— Did Taran and Cecily seriously go through this entire sketch without uttering a single word, nor having any lyrics about them sung by Kevin? If so, then what was the point of Taran and Cecily even being in this sketch? Were they the victims of last-minute trimming done to this sketch for time reasons?
STARS: ***


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An extremely average and forgettable episode, so much so, that I can’t even find anything else to say about it here. I’ll at least add that the Bushwick, Brooklyn 2015 short film is one of my favorite segments of this entire season.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Bushwick, Brooklyn 2015
Calvin Klein Jeans (Part 1)
Kevin’s Son
Weekend Update
Martin Luther King
Calvin Klein Jeans (Part 2)
Listening Party
Get On Up
Monologue
Why’d You Post That?
Nancy / The Journey (tie)


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Amy Adams)
a very slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Blake Shelton

December 20, 2014 – Amy Adams / One Direction (S40 E10)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

A VERY SOMBER CHRISTMAS WITH SAM SMITH / DR. EVIL ADDRESS
Dr. Evil (MIM) thinks North Korea & Sony Pictures should up their game

— At first, I almost thought Beck’s opening voice-over was him attempting to do a Don Pardo vocal imitation.
— Taran’s Sam Smith impression is always funny.
— Was it intentional for Taran to point in the wrong direction when singing the “decorate the tree” lyric? The tree is in the opposite direction he pointed to.
— Wow, Mike Myers as Dr. Evil out of freakin’ nowhere!
— Mike has absolutely still got it as Dr. Evil.
— Ha, when this originally aired, I remember wondering if that Uber mention from Dr. Evil infuriated the SNL fans who complained online about the various Uber mentions that this season’s Chris Rock episode contained.
— Some good lines and slams from Mike’s Dr. Evil here, including the self-deprecating Love Guru slam. However, the humor in this Dr. Evil speech isn’t quite as strong as I want it to be, and a few of his slams feel too tame.
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE
KRW adds pizzazz to host’s rendition of “We Need A Little Christmas”

— MUSICAL MONOLOGUE WARNING
— Wait, screw what I said above. More like: KRISTEN WIIG CAMEO WARNING
— The audience proceeds to give Kristen’s entrance what practically feels like a 30-second applause break. Oh, so you mean she’s NOT still in the cast? Could’ve fooled me with how often she’s appeared after leaving.
— Amy Adams, to Kristen: “Isn’t this the second time you’ve crashed my monologue?” Hell, Amy, it’s the second time Kristen crashed someone’s monologue THIS SEASON. Also, to nitpick, Kristen technically didn’t crash your previous monologue, Amy. You brought her up onstage yourself to address the facial resemblance that people say you and her have.
— At least Kristen appearing in Bill Hader’s monologue earlier this season made sense, given the Skeleton Twins movie Bill was promoting. But this??? Come the hell on, SNL. Learn to cut the umbilical cord with Kristen already!
— I did at least get a laugh just now from Kristen randomly telling an SNL stagehand, “Thank you, Mariah Carey.” Kristen is admittedly always solid at delivering random one-liners like that in a very straitlaced, deadpan manner.
— Ugh, this Wiig-involved “We Need A Little Christmas” musical number is a chore to sit through. And I hate that I’m being so salty towards such a jolly, fun-loving traditional Christmas song, but a Wiig cameo in an era bombarded with Wiig cameos tends to have that effect on me.
STARS: *½


ASIAN AMERICAN DOLL
to avoid political incorrectness, Asian American Doll is a blank slate

— I love Cecily-as-the-voice-over’s disclosure that the company had to have a lot of sensitivity meetings about their doll.
— Yikes, an odd audio gaffe during a close-up of Vanessa (in the ONLY appearance she’ll be making all night, by the way) speaking, where you can hear audio of an SNL stagehand testing out a microphone live in SNL’s studio, which drowns out the line that Vanessa’s saying at this moment.
— Cecily, in a kind manner, towards the little girl asking a string of questions about the Asian American Doll: “You ask a lot of questions. You should go play outside”, a very funny line that’s accompanied by a great shot of Vanessa guiding that little girl out of the room.
— Hilarious bit with Vanessa getting cut off when struggling badly to come up with a non-offensive phrase that the Asian American Doll can say when you pull her string.
— So many fantastic lines from Cecily, doing terrific work as the commercial’s voice-over.
— An absolutely priceless bit with one of the little girls questioning the puppy and chef hat accessories by wondering if the chef hat is so the doll can eat the puppy because she’s Asian, resulting in Cecily as the voice-over going into a total panic and Vanessa nervously leaving the room in a hurry. To me, that’s the moment that officially propels this already-perfect commercial into a bonafide classic.
— I feel that, in a lot of ways, this commercial is like a companion piece to The Dudleys commercial from earlier this season in the Woody Harrelson episode. (And Chris Kelly & Sarah Schneider wrote both, I believe.) As fantastic and sharp as that Dudleys commercial is, I’ve personally always felt that this Asian American Doll commercial is an even better variation of that concept, which is why I only gave The Dudleys a four-and-a-half-star rating in my review of it. I was saving the five-star rating for this.
STARS: *****


TENDERFIELD CHRISTMAS 2014
family’s video Christmas card documents unhappy events from the past year

— An interesting and unique structure to this sketch.
— I like the way the “…in my Christmas sweatpants!” lyric is being used as a recurring lyric throughout this, especially whenever it’s said after a disturbing revelation.
— I’m enjoying the increasingly unfortunate family stories being told.
— The way this ended felt kinda flat.
STARS: ***


SERIAL
Sarah Koenig’s (CES) podcast has Kris Kringle (KYM) skepticism

— I’m admittedly not familiar at all with Serial, but that’s never stopped me from finding this spoof of it to be absolutely fantastic. Even without having any familiarity with the source material, I have no trouble following the tone and style that this spoof is going for, and this spoof absolutely works for me on its own merits.
— Another outstanding performance from Cecily tonight.
— I absolutely love Kyle as a realistic, dodgy Kris Kringle. In particular, the phone calls messages of him throughout this are excellent.
— Man, the tone of this short, the acting, the humor, the way such a silly concept is being played so straight… everything in this is pure perfection.
— The courtroom sketch drawing of Aidy is hilarious, and is accompanied perfectly by the specific voice she’s using in her voice-over during it.
— Overall, an absolutely brilliant pre-tape, a season highlight, and an SNL highlight in general. I remember there were a lot of SNL reviewers at the time who didn’t like this Serial spoof at all and considered it to be overlong and a complete bore, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there are some SNL fans who still feel that way about it today, but let’s just say I strongly disagree and can’t understand the negativity.
STARS: *****


GIRLFRIENDS TALK SHOW
dance squad members (musical guest) enchant Morgan

— Much like the Ex-Porn Stars recurring sketch, this Girlfriends Talk Show recurring sketch making its first appearance this far into the season is proof that it’s being phased out.
— I love Aidy’s delivery of her character’s awkward attempt at a sassy comeback: “You better take your chewable vitamins…along with your bitch sandwich…and then…go ahead and sit on the sandwich AS WELL!”
— Cue the incessant screams from teen girls in the audience upon One Direction making their obligatory sketch appearance of the night.
— Cecily’s “My boyfriend’s crazy” stories are beyond formulaic and tired by this point.
— Overall, aside from some good lines from Aidy as usual, this recurring sketch continues to be well past its expiration date, and the unnecessary One Direction involvement didn’t exactly help solve my lack of enthusiasm towards this sketch.
STARS: **


OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY
workers go mildly wild in corporate environment

— The first of many Pete Davidson rap videos, though, IIRC, these don’t become a regular thing until years later.
— The song itself isn’t very catchy, unlike a lot of SNL’s songs in this type of music video in this era (e.g. Boy Dance Party), but there are enough amusing things shown happening in this video, such as a drunken, uncontrolled Aidy diving into the Christmas tree. However, I’m not finding this short anywhere near as epic as SNL wants me to.
— Something about Pete’s rapper voice is coming off Samberg-lite at certain points of this short, though I know that’s not intentional.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Night Changes”


WEEKEND UPDATE
sniper attention leads BOM to call off his Kim Jong-un impression

MIC’s hard-luck neighbor Willie (KET) has unwarranted positive attitude

songs from Hanukkah album by Garth & Kat seem rather off-the-cuff

 

— The direct message that Michael delivers towards Kim Jong-un is funny, right from his memorable opening line: “Look, Kimberly….”
— A solid meta turn to Bobby’s Kim Jong-un commentary, reminding me of the Update commentary that Andy Samberg once did as Sarah Palin.
— The sniper laser bit is a very funny ending to Bobby’s commentary, as is him trying to save face by claiming he’s Seth Rogen.
— Ah, our very first of many instances over the years of Michael or Colin doing an Update joke where the punchline is about their co-anchor. In tonight’s case, Michael’s “Now That’s What Jost Calls Music” punchline was hilarious, as was the accompanying photo of that album cover (the fifth-to-last above screencap for this Update).
— The debut of Kenan’s Willie character, who I’ve always loved.
— Lots of funny depressing stories from Willie about himself, delivered in a jolly manner. However, with this being his first appearance, the disturbing nature of his stories is fairly tame here compared to later appearances of his, where they up the ante on the disturbing humor.
— I recall hearing that Michael took some heat from some online SNL fans for his mispronunciation of “sedatives”, leading him to go off on one of his infamous back-and-forth arguments with people online. Did such a heated, nasty argument really break out over a mere (and understandable) mispronunciation of a word? Geez, I guess it’s a good thing social media didn’t exist yet when Joe Pesci mispronounced “maniacal” in a Joe Pesci Show sketch he cameoed in.
— The return of Garth & Kat?!?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDI– (*without even finishing that last sentence, Stooge immediately douses himself with gasoline and sets himself aflame, welcoming the sweet pain that brings, finding it to be far more soothing than sitting through another dreaded Garth & Kat commentary*)
— Once again, I ask, has Kristen Wiig left the cast? Oh, the same goes for Fred Armisen, for that matter.
— Oh, how I look forward to seeing these wretched Garth & Kat characters deservedly bomb HARD with the audience when they appear in SNL’s then-upcoming 40th Anniversary Special that I’ll be reviewing when we come to that point of this season.
STARS: *** (as usual, Garth & Kat’s commentary was bad and overlong enough to bring Weekend Update’s rating down half a star)


A VERY CUBAN CHRISTMAS
lifted embargo inspires a scattershot special

— Because we didn’t already have enough Fred Armisen in our lives, we now hear him doing the voice-over throughout this sketch. Is he further trying to prove my point that it doesn’t feel like he ever left the cast?
— So far, the format of this sketch seems very boring, and seems like the type of “musical TV special” sketch I often dislike in recent SNL seasons like this.
— It’s now a minute-and-a-half later, and yep, I’m indeed very bored by this sketch.
— Kate playing her stock “brash hardass” role. As been-there-done-that as it feels here, it’s still working more for me than almost anything else in this sketch.
— Aaaaaaand there goes Fred now appearing in person in this sketch. (*sigh*) I know he’s part Venezuelan, but his appearance in this Cuban sketch still feels completely unnecessary. Lorne’s endless hard-on for nostalgia towards SNL’s then-recent late 00s/early 10s era just makes me shake my head, given how way-too-recent that era is at this point in 2014 for constant nostalgia and mini-reunions.
— Poor Beck has been almost completely non-existent tonight. I could use his and Vanessa’s extreme lack of appearances tonight as another excuse to bitch about how Fred and Kristen are taking away airtime from actual current cast members, but I don’t even have the strength anymore.
— Not even the Obama bit is anything great.
STARS: *½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Ready to Run”


A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS
in 1947, raccoons (KAM), (host), (CES) get to be human nightclub singers

— I recall absolutely hating this sketch when it originally aired, dismissing it as typical James Anderson/Kent Sublette-written tripe. However, it would later grow on me. I’m not even fully sure why it grew on me, but I think it has to do with the fact that, when re-watching it and knowing in hindsight about the raccoon reveal at the end, it causes Amy, Kate, and Cecily’s questionable actions to make sense and come off funnier to me than it did when I originally watched this sketch live and had no knowledge of the ending twist that was coming.
— I’m still enjoying this sketch in my current viewing, despite some typical annoying Anderson/Sublette tropes in this (e.g. Amy’s character being named Frebecca).
— The comically brief songs from the ladies are amusing me.
— As I somewhat implied above, I strangely like the ending reveal of the ladies actually being raccoons, and I also like the silly visual of puppet raccoons singing one of the (oddly catchy) brief jingles from earlier in this sketch.
STARS: ***


WHISKERS R’ WE
Barbara & her new girlfriend (host) give away cats

— Are literally half of this episode’s sketches (including the monologue) written by Anderson and/or Sublette?
— I liked this sketch in its first installment, but I can’t say this is working much for me as a recurring sketch. I’m finding most of the humor here only mildly funny at best. And it’s pure laziness to just repeat the same sexually frisky behavior that the character played by the host displays towards Kate’s character. At least give the character played by the host their own individual characteristic in each installment of this sketch.
— I did like Kate’s line just now towards a touchy-feely Amy: “I think you know where the cat ends and my boobs begin.”
STARS: **½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Despite two outstanding highlights, both of which are all-time favorites of mine (Asian American Doll and Serial), this episode was fairly meh as a whole. There were too many things that I either didn’t care for or felt were forgettably average, there was too much of the tired and completely unnecessary cameos from Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen, and there was a little too much of a “James Anderson/Kent Sublette influence” feel to the night (even if I liked their raccoons sketch).


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Asian American Doll
Serial
A Very Somber Christmas with Sam Smith / Dr. Evil Address
A Magical Christmas
Weekend Update
Tenderfield Christmas 2014
Office Christmas Party
Girlfriends Talk Show
Whiskers R’ We
A Very Cuban Christmas
Monologue


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Martin Freeman)
a big step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
We enter the year 2015, with host Kevin Hart

December 13, 2014 – Martin Freeman / Charli XCX (S40 E9)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

CHARLIE ROSE
torture consultants (BOM) & (KYM) take pride in evils

— Some funny opening lines from Taran, who’s doing a decent Charlie Rose impression.
— Great bit from Bobby and Kyle’s torture consultants about them being Time Warner Cable’s customer service.
— Very solid performances from Bobby and Kyle throughout this.
— We get a lot of other hilarious reveals of famous annoyances that Bobby and Kyle’s torture consultants are the ones behind.
— I love Bobby’s “It sure ducking was” comment about him and Kyle being the creators of autocorrect.
— For what initially seemed like an unexciting setting for a cold opening, this has turned out to not only be very funny, but have a great flow and a fun spirit.
STARS: ****


MONOLOGUE
fellow British celebs Maggie Smith (KAM) & Alan Rickman (TAK) know host

— Right out the gate in this monologue, Martin Freeman’s delivery and comedic style has that refreshing, fast-paced, and charming English wit, which is encouraging.
— Good laughs from Taran’s Alan Rickman voice.
— A short and sweet monologue.
STARS: ***½


SUMP’N CLAUS
Sump’n Claus (KET) has cash for those on Santa’s (BOM) naughty list

— A very fun concept for a music video, and a perfect use of Kenan, who’s selling this material to absolute perfection.
— Good bit with Martin losing his temper in his office.
— I love the increasingly drawn-out pauses right before each time Kenan’s Sump’n Claus sings “Everybody gettin’ sump’n!”
— Throughout this short, Martin’s looking quite like another famous Martin: Martin Short.
STARS: ****½


WEDDING OBJECTIONS
everyone at the wedding of odd couple (host) & (LEJ) raises objections

— A good use of the extreme size difference between Martin and Leslie, having them play a loving couple being wed. I’m also loving the extreme differences between their personalities and backgrounds.
— Great reveal of Vanessa being Martin’s wife.
— Kenan’s “He just adopted the Wu-Tang Clan!” line was very funny.
— Solid line from Taran comparing the fragility of Martin’s reconstructed penis to a late-stage Jenga tower.
— Kate is killing it in this sketch, especially her disclosing that she has no idea who the bride or groom are – she just happened to be walking by this church, caught a brief glimpse of the couple getting married, and something told her “GET IN THERE AND SHUT! IT! DOWN!”
STARS: ****


THE OFFICE: MIDDLE EARTH
Bilbo (host) & Gollum (TAK) are paper salesmen

— A very promising concept, doing a hybrid of the two things Martin’s most famous for.
— I am loving Bobby’s performance as a Gandalf/Ricky Gervais hybrid. He’s hilarious here. Even the little detail of that beard stroke he did in one of his confessional shots had me in stitches.
— Yet another very funny vocal impression from Taran, this time of Gollum. His voice is absolutely slaying me.
— Such a spot-on and fantastic spoof of the The Office’s style.
— The little pratfall that Bobby (playing dual roles here) does at the end cracked me up.
— Overall, simply perfect.
STARS: *****


RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED WITH GRACELYNN AND CORY
(host) endures endless morning show segment teases

— Ohho, no. I completely forgot that this episode featured the debut of this, a recurring sketch that I’ve never liked. (*sigh*) For the second time this season, leave it to writers James Anderson & Kent Sublette to ruin an episode’s perfect streak of segments ranging pretty solid to excellent.
— An early display of SNL’s habit of randomly casting Kate as male celebrities/politicians for no apparent reason. (Her two drag roles in the preceding week’s James Franco episode, Justin Bieber and Kevin McAllister, at least made sense, as she was playing a short young adult and a prepubescent boy, respectively).
— Closest to a laugh I’ve gotten from this entire thing was from Martin awkwardly being made to dance next to Aidy, who has just disclosed very sad personal news about herself.
STARS: *½


ST. JOSEPH’S CHRISTMAS MASS SPECTACULAR
Christmas mass spectacular features liturgical tropes

— I think this counts as the first of a few of these occasionally-appearing pre-tapes presenting tropes from a boring traditional event in a specific upbeat style.
— This spoof is not only very true to life and relatable, but it’s hilarious, and every performer is nailing their respective roles.
— Nice to see tonight’s strong-so-far episode rebound very well after a slight setback with the Right Side of the Bed sketch.
STARS: ****½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Boom Clap”


WEEKEND UPDATE
lacking African-American emojis, SAZ creatively employs other symbols

A One Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy (CES) follows comedy arc

Jacob talks about Hanukkah & thanks Derek Jeter for his service

— Some very strong jokes from Michael early on in tonight’s Update.
— Wow. Sasheer with her own Update commentary? As HERSELF??? Well, this is new. And it’s certainly nice to see her getting a big showcase as herself, given how very underused she is.
— Oh, now I remember this emoji commentary of Sasheer’s. I used to mis-remember this as happening later in Sasheer’s SNL tenure.
— Sasheer’s overall commentary was very good, had some solid racial commentary, and refreshingly felt very different for an Update commentary.
— Michael’s ballsy “foot race” joke about FDR had me howling.
— The first appearance of Cecily’s A One Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy, making this the second long-named character Cecily has played on Update.
— A spot-on characterization from Cecily here, being an accurate and funny spoof of this archetype. Her interaction with a confused Colin, however, reminds me a little too much of Vanessa’s interaction with a confused Michael in Vanessa’s romantic comedy commentary from earlier this season.
— Our first of, I think, multiple instances of Colin mining laughs out of his own childhood photo. I also love Michael’s very loud off-camera laugh while that photo is shown.
— Blah, another Jacob commentary. However, at least 1) Jacob’s last commentary prior to this shook a few things up, and 2) this is his first appearance in this new Update era.
— Unfortunately, it turns out that tonight’s Jacob commentary is going in the same-old same-old direction these Jacob commentaries always go, with no shake-ups this time. I also feel that, despite his efforts, Michael is too bland a straight man to Jacob, and isn’t bringing the fun and endearing chemistry that Cecily previously had with Jacob in his last commentary prior to this episode (probably the ONLY time you’ll hear me say Cecily was better at something as an Update anchor than Michael is).
STARS: ***½


ASSEMBLY LINE
Gordon (TAK) is slow to grasp simple duties of a ketchup assembly line

— Interesting characterization from Taran.
— An oddly charming gaffe when Martin initially uses the British pronunciation of “lever”, before correcting himself by re-stating the word in the American accent he’s supposed to be speaking in.
— A simple premise, but simple in a refreshing way, as it’s giving this sketch an old-school feel.
— A silly but decent ending.
STARS: ***½


HOLIDAY GIG
sax player’s (host) conflict with (TAK) leaks into Treece Henderson’s (KET) gig

— The first installment of these occasionally-appearing Treece Henderson sketches (so occasional, that the second installment isn’t until THREE YEARS after this).
— Kenan’s increasingly over-the-top, crazed “Tweedle-do-twee! Tweedle-do-twow!” singing (the most identifiable aspect of this soon-to-be recurring Treece Henderson character) is cracking me up.
— Where the heck is this sketch going? This has that bad, questionable, hard-to-figure feel that a lot of James Anderson/Kent Sublette sketches suffer from. Leave it to TWO Anderson/Sublette sketches to ruin the otherwise perfect flow of an episode.
— There’s Kenan killing it with another funny delivery in this sketch, with the way he pronounces “Red boooootssss”
— A very amusing scene-stealing appearance from Taran, and I like his silly dancing at the end.
— An overall baffling sketch, but with a decent amount of redeeming factors that almost made this sketch passable.
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Break the Rules”


WATERBED WAREHOUSE
Waterbed Warehouse owner’s (host) wife (AIB) embraces company mascot role

— I remember an online SNL fan pointing out that Martin looked and acted very Buck Henry-esque in this sketch. I definitely see it, and I love that, given what an excellent host Buck always was, and how much I miss getting to review his hosting stints.
— I absolutely love Aidy’s occasional singing of the lyric “Our waterbeds are the beeeeeeeeest!”, which has stuck in my memory over the years.
— This is the type of questionable sketch concept that Aidy is probably one of the very few people who can sell. I try to imagine Kristen Wiig doing this same sketch in her later seasons, and I groan, as it would’ve come off way too typical of the annoying, hammy, badly-written, “Look at me!”-type of sketches the writers stuck Kristen with way too often. But when this sketch is given to a certain performer like Aidy who we’re not overly used to seeing do this type of material, it absolutely works and comes off very fun and charming.
— Speaking of imagining other cast members playing Aidy’s role in this sketch, the Martin Freeman/Buck Henry comparison mentioned earlier makes me imagine that, if this sketch were done in SNL’s original era and Buck had appeared in Martin’s role, I can easily picture Gilda Radner in Aidy’s role.
— Taran has had an EXTREMELY busy night, appearing in practically every single sketch, rather reminiscent of Will Ferrell at his most dominant. Jay, on the other hand, makes his ONLY live appearance of the entire night here, in a brief, shirtless walk-on in which he has no lines. I remember thinking, when this originally aired, that he looked visibly upset in this sketch over the fact that this was the only live role he got all night, but I’m not getting an upset vibe from him in my current viewing.
STARS: ****


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very strong episode, almost rivaling the incredible Woody Harrelson episode from earlier this season. SNL was firing on pretty much all cylinders in tonight’s episode, minus two James Anderson/Kent Sublette-written missteps (one of which still had its moments).


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
The Office: Middle Earth
St. Joseph’s Christmas Mass Spectacular
Sump’n Claus
Wedding Objections
Charlie Rose
Waterbed Warehouse
Assembly Line
Monologue
Weekend Update
Holiday Gig
Right Side of the Bed with Gracelynn and Cory


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (James Franco)
a big step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Amy Adams hosts the Christmas episode

December 6, 2014 – James Franco / Nicki Minaj (S40 E8)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

POLITICS NATION WITH AL SHARPTON
Al Sharpton (KET) addresses police shootings controversy

— There’s our obligatory joke about Al Sharpton gaining weight, as SNL’s attempt to explain why Kenan is still playing Sharpton after Sharpton’s real-life weight loss.
— A laugh from Jay constantly getting cut off during his interview.
— Of the typical fairly amusing misreadings from Kenan’s Sharpton, I particularly laughed at the “twattered” one.
STARS: ***


MONOLOGUE
Sony Pictures hack released private photos of host & Seth Rogen [real]

 

— Another cameo-based monologue. I guess this particular one is at least fitting, since James Franco previously cameoed in Seth Rogen’s monologue the preceding season.
— Blah at all the juvenile photos of James and Seth. Boring and unfunny. It also reminds me of Luke Wilson’s also-boring-and-unfunny monologue from season 30, where he and Horatio Sanz were the ones showing juvenile drunk photos of themselves.
— That’s the whole monologue? Boof.
STARS: *½


PETER PAN LIVE!
Tonkerbell contends with Captain Hook (host)

— “Peter Pan Live starring Allison Williams and Christopher Walken”? I wonder who’s going to play Walken in this.
— Oh, not this Tonkerbell thing again. I disliked this character enough the first time.
— I did laugh just now at Tonkerbell’s description of her job as a reverse tooth fairy (where she takes a dollar from a child’s bedroom and leaves one off her own teeth).
— They’re giving JAMES FRANCO the Walken impression?!? How do I not remember this from my previous viewing of this episode back when it originally aired?
— Oof, not the best Walken impression I’ve ever seen, and that’s being as kind as I can be. Actually, there’s almost a “So bad, it’s good” quality to his Walken impression, but not quite.
— A very awkward premature cutaway to Tonkbell during Peter Pan and Captain Hook’s stiff swordfight.
— Why is it always Bobby who walks on at the end of these sketches as Tonkerbell’s boyfriend from a cartoon movie?
STARS: *½


STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Han Solo (TAK), Princess Leia (BOM), Luke Skywalker (host), Lando Calrissian (KET) are old

— Good to see the return of Taran’s very funny Harrison Ford impression.
— Meh, the opening scene in this pre-tape didn’t turn out to be the best use of Taran’s Ford impression.
— Having a man (Bobby) play an elderly Princess Leia? Why??? This particular sketch doesn’t even seem to warrant a man playing this role. Besides, this season already had a cheap “Princess Leia played by a man in drag” gag with Chris Pratt in the season premiere.
— So far, this is just a lame, half-assed parade of “old people” stereotypes, only presented with flashy Star Wars special effects, as if that automatically makes this tepid humor “better”.
— Overall, I barely cracked a smile at anything in this. Man, between the monologue, the Tonkerbell sketch, and now this, tonight’s episode is ROUGH so far. Certainly moreso than I had remembered.
STARS: *½


JINGLE BALLERZ
Hip Hop Nativity features Kanye West (JAP) as Jesus

— A blooper when James is making his entrance: he accidentally trips over his own cape and almost falls down in a goofy manner that I couldn’t help but laugh at, in spite of myself.
— Kate’s Justin Bieber impression is still pretty funny, though the novelty is clearly wearing off by this point.
— The audience is going NUTS for each time Nicki Minaj (in her first of what will be several sketch appearances tonight) sings a brief musical note as Beyonce.
— Another segment tonight wasting a celebrity impression of Taran’s that’s usually very funny; this time, it’s his Eminem impression.
— Good to see Jay’s Kanye impression going back to being used outside of that Waking Up With Kimye recurring sketch, which quickly got tired.
— Overall, some laughs, but this was extremely forgettable and pretty boring. (*sigh*) Tonight’s episode continues to not do it for me.
STARS: **


GROW-A-GUY
friendless (MOB) germinates a companion (host)

— For the first time, a short film of Mike O’Brien’s opens with a title screen stating “A Mike O’Brien Picture”. Well-deserved, as his SNL shorts prior to this one were all fantastic, and viewers deserve to know the identity of the genius behind those films. It’s also great that SNL is letting him continue doing and starring in these films despite no longer being in the cast by this point.
— A very good offbeat concept of a “Grow-A-Guy”.
— Beck is playing this “low-key douchey friend” role to absolute perfection.
— As usual for Mike’s short films, this is an excellent mix of funny, odd, creative, interesting, and melancholy.
— Solid sequence with each character self-destructing after revealing they’re a Grow-A-Guy.
— Great choice to have a “#growaguy” chyron be displayed onscreen at the end, as a callback to the hashtag discussion earlier in this film.
STARS: *****


MAGIC BRIDGE
bridge troll (host) gets a kiss from (KYM) instead of a riddle solution

— The debut of Cecily’s Cathy Anne character, who would later become one of those recurring Weekend Update characters who some people probably forget actually started out in a sketch or two (some other examples of which include Roseanne Rosannadanna, Stefon, and Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy).
— I’m a few minutes into this sketch, and I haven’t gotten a single laugh. The closest to a laugh I got was from Kyle’s delivery of his line, “You’re not kissing her. She’s my fiancee!” Something about his delivery of that line and the way he put emphasis on the word “fiancee” came off Bruce Chandling-esque.
— When this sketch originally aired, I absolutely HATED Cecily’s characterization of Cathy Anne, and dismissed it as yet another bad “Cecily does a ‘funny’ voice” sketch, like that Oliver Twist sketch from the preceding season’s Andrew Garfield episode. I also hated the second sketch appearance that Cathy Anne would later make (in a Cinderella sketch, I think, with Dakota Johnson). I would later go on to like Cathy Anne much better as a Weekend Update correspondent. With that knowledge, re-watching her in this Magic Bridge sketch in hindsight right now is quite bizarre. She’s coming off very out-of-place in this, and it’s wasting her comedic potential.
— (*groan*) Aaaaaaand there goes the ol’ “two men kissing each other for a very cheap, unnecessary laugh” trope. We’re still doing this in 2014, SNL???
— We actually get TWO separate man-on-man-kissing sequences in this sketch. Because, as we all know, men kissing men obviously only gets FUNNIER AND FUNNIER with repetition……..
— Overall, a fucking wretched sketch. And, aside from that fantastic Grow-A-Guy short, tonight’s episode continues to be dire.
STARS: *


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest & Skylar Grey [real] perform “Bed Of Lies”


WEEKEND UPDATE
MIC & COJ give their thoughts on non-indictment in Eric Garner death

Anthony Crispino is unduly confident in the quality of his news nuggets

LEJ advises potential dates to bring her marijuana instead of mushrooms

missing backgrounds reframe Kim Kardashian’s (musical guest) nude photos

— Ooh, an early-era interaction piece between Colin and Michael, which is surprisingly somewhat rare in their early Updates.
— Wow, this opening Eric Garner/grand jury conversation between Colin and Michael… It doesn’t even seem to be INTENDED to be funny, and is going more for a “social commentary” tone. There are damn good points being made by Michael about the ridiculousness of the non-indictment in the Eric Garner case, but, man, between the touchiness of that subject, the lack of intended big jokes being made here, and the audience’s tense silence, there’s a haunting feel to this. Perhaps that’s what SNL’s going for.
— Okay, even though Colin and Michael are continuing on their focus of the Eric Garner/grand jury matter, it’s now growing on me, as Colin and Michael are now going more for actual jokes here, and they’re handling the touchiness of this subject decently. I also like how this is breaking up the usual format that Update typically had in the past.
— Feels a little odd seeing Anthony Crispino appearing in this new Update era, in this new Update set, and interacting with Michael instead of Seth Meyers.
— Crispino’s Mariah/Drew Carey bit was very funny.
— An absolutely hilarious bit from Crispino on the big news about “Bing Crosby” being a “rappist”. I also love this exchange between Michael and Crispino during that bit: “I’m not even gonna TOUCH that one.” “Hey, Bing Crosby would, so…”
— When Colin was setting up the next guest commentary by bringing up things like marijuana and 420, I honestly thought he was setting up a Pete Davidson commentary (for obvious reasons). Instead, we get a commentary from the other member of this cast who frequently does Update commentaries as themselves: Leslie Jones. Either way, I’m looking forward to this.
— Leslie: “Man, when I took mushrooms, I talked to Harriet Tubman for two hours.”
— I love Leslie’s humbled delivery of “Have you ever been called a bitch…..by Harriet Tubman???”
— Tonight’s overall Leslie commentary wasn’t quite as hilarious as her previous commentaries, but it still worked.
— Feels weird seeing someone other than Nasim Pedrad play Kim Kardashian . Speaking of Nasim, I feel bad for saying this because I generally like her, but I surprisingly haven’t noticed her absence this season AT ALL until this episode.
— The reveals of the real backgrounds of the racy Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine photos are mildly funny.
STARS: ***


BRAIN SPACE
(PED) can’t remember new password because his brain is full of ephemera

— A fun concept.
— Taran is very funny as the Savage Garden guy.
— Nicki Minaj continues to be prolific in this episode, like she’s an honorary co-host.
— There’s something strangely fitting about the fact that Kate played both Justin Bieber and the Kevin McAllister character from Home Alone in the same episode.
— Wow, fast costume change for Taran, playing two different roles in this live sketch.
— I love James incredulously asking, “Who remembers a Billy Zane line from Titanic?!?”
STARS: ***½


TAD RANKIN
(host) immaturely trashes the 4-year-old to whom he lost mayoral election

— Extremely juvenile writing here, but James’ increasingly frustrated, immature delivery is somehow making it work well. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m cracking up at this sophomoric material.
— Even James starting to break after the “throwing my crapped pants into the woods” bit is funny. It also helps that he gets back into character pretty soon after that breaking of his, instead of letting his breaking take over the remainder of the sketch.
— Blah, the loud cheers from girls in SNL’s audience kinda hurt the gag of James showing off his “cute” facial expression, given the fact that the joke of him doing a “cute” facial expression was that it was a forced, silly, unflattering facial expression.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Only” & “All Things Go”


SUNSEEKER YACHTS
(host), (Seth Rogen), vacuous ex-porn stars endorse Sunseeker Yachts

— First time we’ve seen the Ex-Porn Stars all season, which is a sign that they’re apparently being phased out.
— Vanessa: “I’m Brookie.” Cecily: “No, that’s your name.”
— Cecily: “One time, I thought I got banged into a different dimension, like Intersmellar, but I was just stuck in a pull-out couch. I was like, what does ‘pull-out’ mean?”
— This sketch feels rushed. We’re already at the part where the character played by the SNL host (along with Seth Rogen, in tonight’s case) stays in the scene and takes over the commercial? That usually happens much later in each installment of this recurring sketch.
— The whole Franco/Rogen section of this sketch is doing NOTHING for me.
— I didn’t understand what Cecily said during the usual part in this recurring sketch where she and Vanessa’s characters both try to say the same innocent word in unison, only for Cecily’s character’s word to be something dirty and porn-related.
— Overall, a slight improvement over the extremely disappointing and frustrating Andy Samberg/Kristen Wiig installment of this sketch, but that’s still not saying much, as this was still a pale shadow of how strong this recurring sketch usually is. It’s become painfully and sadly obvious that the magic of this once-fantastic recurring sketch is officially gone by this point.
STARS: **½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A mediocre episode as a whole. The first half was DIRE and disheartening, aside from the Mike O’Brien film and a mildly-funny cold opening. There was an improvement in the second half of this episode, but that half still wasn’t anywhere near strong enough to save this episode as a whole from earning a thumbs-down.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Grow-A-Guy
Brain Space
Tad Rankin
Weekend Update
Politics Nation with Al Sharpton
Sunseeker Yachts
Jingle Ballerz
Peter Pan Live!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Monologue
Magic Bridge


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Cameron Diaz)
a slight step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Martin Freeman

November 22, 2014 – Cameron Diaz / Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (S40 E7)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK!
Executive Order (BOM) creates policy, not Bill (KET)

— A refreshing change of pace for the setting of a political cold opening.
— Kenan singing the legendary “I’m just a bill” song from Schoolhouse Rock is giving me a nice blast of childhood nostalgia.
— A good laugh from the Bill getting casually shoved down the stairs by Jay’s President Obama.
— A very funny abrupt, unexciting end to the intro song from the Executive Order, with his “and I pretty much just happen…” lyric.
— I love the little bit with the Executive Order reading himself from the inside after being shocked to hear about the immigration law.
— The constant repetition of the Bill being shoved down the stairs is working for me, mainly due to Kenan’s voice-overs during the falling-down-the-stairs animation. I especially like him saying “So many steps! So! Many! Steps!”
— Everybody’s timing oddly seemed a little off at the end right before they all said LFNY in unison.
STARS: ****


MONOLOGUE
host fields dumb queries from audience members (KYM), (VAB), (LEJ), (BEB)

— Yeesh, even for a questions-from-the-audience monologue, the atmosphere of this feels strangely DEAD. Something about this is way off and flat.
— Aidy gets one of the very few laughs from me, with her “Let’s just say…box checked” comment regarding Tony Danza being her “celebrity sex exception”. However, it’s starting to feel like SNL’s going to the “Aidy Bryant says something sexual-related in a sly, smug manner” well kinda often around this time.
STARS: *½


BACK HOME BALLERS
home for Thanksgiving, women enjoy parents’ largesse

— A direct sequel to the beloved Twin Bed music video from the preceding season.
— I’m a minute-and-a-half into this so far, and, while Lil’ Baby Aidy and the rest of the girls are performing this well, I’m not finding myself laughing much at the actual humor of this.
— I do like the mid-song interlude right now, with the “What’s going on with you?” conversation between Aidy and our old friend Jean.
— Kate’s ridiculously long, complicated WIFI password is pretty funny.
— Leslie steals yet another segment on SNL, as I am loving her rap about bowls, which is easily what I feel is the best part of this somewhat underwhelming short.
— Overall, some highlights, but as a whole, this short was a little meh for me. I’ve always felt this short was overrated, and doesn’t come remotely close to touching the original Twin Bed.
STARS: **½


ANNIE
new orphan Annie (LEJ) is a large 43-year-old black woman

— Vanessa is well-cast as the traditional Annie.
— I’ve never seen anyone do a Jamie Foxx impression outside of this sketch, but Jay is unsurprisingly doing a very solid job at it. However, was it necessary to have him enter this sketch saying “I’m Jamie Foxx…I mean, Daddy Warbucks”? What was the point of that gag?
— A good laugh from the initial visual of Leslie as Black Annie.
— Leslie’s carrying this sketch pretty well, though there’s a bit of a dead feel to certain parts of this sketch, much like the monologue.
— Solid ending.
STARS: ***


NEST-SPRESSO
the Nest-Spresso machine instantly incubates chicks for urban farmers

— A pretty good laugh from the awkward way Taran and Kate have to climb over the fence to get to Vanessa’s house.
— When asked how her Nest-Spresso machine works, I love Vanessa bluntly responding, with a smile, “I don’t know that part.”
— An oddly specific look to Taran and Kate’s otherwise-generic characters. Are they modeled after people from a real commercial that this might be spoofing?
— I do kinda like the dark, disturbing part with the Nest-Spresso machine dispensing bones from a baby chick due to Taran operating the machine incorrectly, though I can definitely understand why that would bother some viewers.
— An overall very odd commercial that almost kinda felt like something was missing from it. I remember a lot of SNL reviewers pretty much hating this commercial and slamming it in their reviews (much like how they also hated another oddball Vanessa-Bayer-showcases-a-new-kitchen-device sketch from this season: the Vitamix sketch from the Sarah Silverman episode). However, the off-kilter approach to this Nest-Spresso ad worked decently enough for me.
STARS: ***


THEATER SHOWCASE
high school’s artsy Student Theater Showcase grates on audience members

— The debut of this recurring sketch.
— A lot of laughs all throughout this sketch, from the lousy “deep” social commentary in the scenes being performed within this play.
— Some solid little details within the bad play scenes.
— Kenan: “So…which one’s your daughter?” Vanessa: “I’d rather not say.”
— Meh, Kenan’s unnecessary over-explaining of the oddities in this sketch is feeling awfully Mikey Day-esque (as in, the “incredulous straight man who states the obvious by pointing out all the comedic oddities in a sketch, as if SNL thinks us viewers are too dumb to notice the oddities ourselves” role that Mikey Day plays an awful lot in more recent seasons). Are Mikey and Streeter Seidell the writers of this recurring sketch?
STARS: ****


IN MEMORIAM
a photo of Mike Nichols marks his passing


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Uptown Funk”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Angela Merkel (KAM) is agitated following stressful G20 summit experience

Charles Manson (TAK) lied about his past to fiancee Star Burton (CES)

— A memorable line from Michael, in regards to all the then-recent sexual assault allegations made against Bill Cosby: “Hey, Bill Cosby – pull YOUR damn pants up!” I also love Michael saying afterwards, in a satisfied voice, “I’ve always wanted to say that.”
— As usual, Kate’s Angela Merkel is likable and pretty fun. Also as usual, I love that her appearances have a running gag about her crush on President Obama.
— The way (especially her gestures) Kate’s Merkel sang a “Baby Got Back” lyric just now reminds of the way Kate previously sang a lyric from a Beyonce song when playing Ann Romney in an important breakout appearance Kate made early in her SNL tenure.
— I like how the “study conducted on…ya momma” punchline has become a running gag for Michael in these early Updates of his.
— Taran looks hilarious as Charles Manson.
— A decent Taran/Cecily commentary, especially the reveal that Charles Manson’s fiancee thinks Manson’s in jail simply for tax evasion.
STARS: ***


BABY BOSS
angling for a promotion, (KET) has dinner at Mr. Patterson’s house

— I was going to say this is the third and final installment of this recurring sketch, but checking this page on SNL Archives right now, I see that this sketch actually has one more installment remaining after this, in the following season’s Drake episode. Wow, I have absolutely no memory of Baby Boss appearing in that Drake episode. Then again, I remember almost NOTHING from that episode.
— Glad to see them finally change settings for this character. Judging from the screencap in the afore-linked SNL Archives page, the following season’s Drake episode puts Baby Boss back in his old office setting. Can’t say I’m crazy about that decision.
— As usual, Beck’s baby-mannerism routine is reliable for laughs, and he’s always so damn likable as this character, though the novelty of this routine is really wearing off by this point.
STARS: ***


DR. DAVE AND BUGGLES’ ANIMAL HOUR
Dr. Dave (KET)’s animal show had genital trauma inflicted by Buggles

— The opening title sequence and general animal show concept kinda brings the Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet sketch to mind, though the actual main conceit of this particular sketch goes in a completely different direction from the Brian Fellow sketches.
— Mixed feelings on this sketch so far. The conceit of this sketch is awfully juvenile and one-note, but Kenan’s making it work somewhat.
— Very noisy off-camera sounds by the monkey when an SNL stagehand is discreetly removing the monkey from his cage while the camera is on a close-up of Cameron.
STARS: **½


I’M GOING TO FIGHT ANDY RYDELL
tough-talking Chris Fitzpatrick picks a fight with Andy Rydell (BEB)

— Much like the Baby Boss sketch earlier tonight, it’s good to see tonight’s Chris Fitzpatrick short being taken in a completely different direction from the previous short he appeared in on SNL.
— I love the random detail of Kyle’s Fitzpatrick, while speaking into the camera, picking up a traffic cone at one point and acting like it’s a microphone.
— Beck looking very young and much thinner than usual in that photo shown of him here (the fourth and fifth above screencaps for this short).
— I’m enjoying the awkward hallway fight between Kyle and Beck.
— As usual, some pretty good laughs from the random cutaways to stock footage of car crashes and such. I also like how the Beck/Kyle hallway fight scene keeps getting abruptly cut off by extremely random, unrelated slideshows of facts that Kyle’s Fitzpatrick shares about himself.
STARS: ***½


POETRY CLASS
Miss Meadows’ friend (host) recites a sultry poem about the UPS Man

— The third and final appearance of this recurring sketch (feels like I’m saying that quite a bit in this episode review).
— For obvious reasons, we don’t get the usual opening to this recurring sketch this time, where the teacher character played by Mike O’Brien introduces Vanessa’s Miss Meadows.
— So far, tonight’s installment of this recurring sketch is going in the exact same ol’ direction as the previous two installments of this sketch, a direction that only worked for me in the first installment.
— (*groan*) And why is it always Aidy and Kenan who play the first two students who read a poem in front of the class in EVERY SINGLE INSTALLMENT of this recurring sketch? A prime example of how lazy and formulaic a lot of SNL’s recurring sketches in recent eras tend to be.
— I did at least like the part of Aidy’s poem where she proudly says, in regards to her stepfather’s habit of wearing a shirt that looks like a tuxedo, “Uh-oh! He fancy!”
— Okay, at least they’re finally doing something different with the formula, as Cameron’s character is taking this recurring sketch into a new direction.
— A funny racy UPS Man poem from Cameron, and I like the cutaway to Pete’s dainty, delighted reaction to it.
— Another laugh from Pete, with him saying, “No, no, this is awesome. Do one about the FedEx guy!”
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest & Mystikal [real] perform “Feel Right”


NIGHT MURMURS
Night Murmurs phone chatters (CES), (host), (KAM) have some favors to ask

— A sloppy, baffling moment early on where, while Cameron is still speaking into the camera in her first scene, the screen crossfades to Kate, who then begins speaking into the camera while a now-off-camera Cameron is heard still speaking before abruptly cutting herself off when realizing Kate’s now speaking. What the heck happened there?
— This sketch feels like a failed attempt at random, oddball humor. Aside from one or two chuckles I’ve gotten, the absurd details the ladies are disclosing about a mysterious package are NOT working.
— This sketch is so “off” and sloppy that even a pro like Kate flubbed a laugh line just now, which feels rare for her at this point of her tenure.
STARS: *½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A forgettable episode, with a bit of an “off” feel in a few segments (especially that extremely flat monologue). There was a decent amount of okay segments, but the problem is the episode rarely rose above that level, resulting in an unexciting, unmemorable episode that was just…there. A letdown after the incredible Woody Harrelson episode that preceded this. While SNL’s quality has pretty much always been up and down, something about the slightly “off” feel of tonight’s episode has always made me disagree with some people’s claim that the Harrelson episode is the turning point of this season after a bumpy start. To me, this Cameron Diaz episode showed that the slight shakiness in this first quarter of this season hasn’t exactly left the building quite yet.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Schoolhouse Rock!
Theater Showcase
I’m Going To Fight Andy Rydell
Annie
Weekend Update
Nest-Spresso
Baby Boss
Back Home Ballers
Poetry Class
Dr. Dave and Buggles’ Animal Hour
Night Murmurs
Monologue


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Woody Harrelson)
a big step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
James Franco

November 15, 2014 – Woody Harrelson / Kendrick Lamar (S40 E6)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

DRINKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Barack Obama (JAP) & Mitch McConnell (TAK) get drunk after election day

— I’m enjoying the structure to this, with all the time jumps.
— This is getting more and more fun the increasingly drunk and loose Jay and Taran’s President Obama and Mitch McConnell are getting.
— A very funny high-pitch shriek from Taran when the phone rings after his crank call.
— Love Taran’s delivery of “Oooooh, you’re in trouble!” after the tense exchange Obama has with his wife.
— This overall cold opening was not only strong, but it alone had a better energy and flow than almost anything in the preceding episode (Chris Rock).
STARS: ****


MONOLOGUE
Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence [real] visit host

— Yet another musical monologue, but this one is more forgivable, given the fact that Woody Harrelson’s previous two monologues, both of which were good, were guitar songs like this one is. It also helps that I really like the conceit of his guitar song tonight, reminiscing about 1989, the year he first hosted SNL.
— One of Woody’s lyrics about 1989: “I think I had a mullet.” Indeed he did (screencap of him from his 1989 hosting stint below).

— This suddenly turns into another one of those cameofest monologues, which I’m rarely crazy about when it occurs in recent seasons like this. I at least don’t mind seeing Josh Hutcherson on SNL again, as I found him to be a likable host the preceding season.
— A good laugh from Woody initially thinking Jennifer Lawrence is Taylor Swift.
— Great ad-lib (“You’re always so stoned!”) from Jennifer Lawrence when she has a hard time getting a line out while quoting Woody. This ad-lib sets off an infectious and endearing stretch of giggling from all four of the performers that almost sounds like they really are stoned.
— Overall, for both a musical monologue AND cameofest monologue, two of my least favorite monologue tropes, this was surprisingly not bad at all, was actually pretty fun, and had a nice charm.
STARS: ***½


THE DUDLEYS
viewer feedback prompts changes to sitcom; Uzo Aduba cameo

— Very strong and clever satire here, with all the frequent and increasingly desperate PC changes this sitcom makes as their answer to the various social media complaints they’ve received.
— Another surprisingly fun cameo tonight, as the appearance of “Crazy Eyes” from Orange Is The New Black is adding well to this.
STARS: ****½


MATCH’D
horny contestants contend with bachelorette’s (CES) dad (host)

— When the guys are each giving their response to Cecily’s first question, I love Beck’s affable delivery of his very sleazy line, “I would take you back to my house and show you my special ingredient: my penis.”
— Absolutely priceless twist of Cecily being Woody’s daughter, after all of the raunchy, horny things the guys had just said to her in front of him. Love how the guys all suddenly change their tune immediately after this twist, by awkwardly forcing themselves to give Cecily’s questions very proper, gentlemanly answers in order to not upset Woody.
— An absolutely killer and classic moment, with Cecily’s “Can’t shake hands with a ghost!” line about her mother.
— Another excellent twist, with the casual reveal that Woody is an ex-marine. This must be a Chris Kelly/Sarah Schneider-written sketch, because, as I said in some previous episode reviews, those two writers seem to have a knack for throwing great shocking twists into their sketches.
— Very funny bit from Kyle about “Veteruss Day, the day we celebrate our veteruss”, delivered perfectly in that trademark oddball Kyle Mooney delivery.
— Hilarious crotchless panties bit with Taran.
— Great ending with Woody revealing he’s about to watch footage of the moment he had just given the guys and Cecily alone together, where the guys crassly let Cecily know how extremely horny they are right now.
STARS: *****


NEW MARIJUANA POLICY
end of pot possession arrests sends NYC stoners out-of-doors

— I am loving the wordless, excellently-shot sequence with Pete and his stoner neighbors all simultaneously exiting their houses with bags of weed.
— Another scene-stealing appearance from Leslie, as her mere facial expression as she exits her pot smoke-filled car in slow motion is hilarious.
— Perfect appearance from Woody, who’s obviously a natural for this short film’s subject matter.
— Another great little Leslie moment, with her proudly yelling “DEBLASIO, BABY!!!”
— A very fun, memorable, and oddly beautiful sequence of the whole town happily marching in the streets in pot-related unity.
— Lots of funny little details throughout this short.
— Excellent twist with it turning out that, while the new policy allows people to openly possess marijuana in public, they can’t actually smoke it in public.
STARS: *****


FOOTBALL HALFTIME SPEECH
football coach (host) relays overcautious safety measures to players

— A lot of good laughs from the sequence with Woody using Jay to demonstrate the extremely gentle new tackling technique. I especially love the phrase, “Back of the head…” “PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!!”
— Kenan’s brain-damaged, nonsensical rambling is classic and steals the entire sketch. Among some great lines from him are “Who said sumpin’ about some rings?!?” and “This one’s for ALL the Marlboros!”
STARS: ****


YOUNG TARTS & OLD FARTS
duets album pairs established & rising musicians

— A cheap laugh from the title of this album.
— I had mis-remembered this as being a Christmas-themed album that aired in one of the December episodes of this season. I was probably confusing this with one of the Christmas duets album ads from the previous two Jimmy Fallon-hosted episodes. Minus the Christmas theme, those ads have a very similar style to this Young Tarts & Old Farts ad.
— Oh, there’s that awful Macklemore impression from Kyle that I mentioned in a previous episode review. Actually, watching it again right now, Kyle’s impression isn’t as bad as I had remembered.
— I like Sasheer’s Diana Ross saying, in regards to Kyle-as-Macklemore’s lyric about homophobia in hip-hop, “I don’t need him educate me about gay people. I invented gay people!”
— Love the James Taylor/Sam Smith duet, especially Woody’s Taylor telling Taran’s Smith, “Lighten up, dude” and “It’s a happy song!” Also, the decision to cast Woody as James Taylor feels very fitting.
— Oh, I did NOT need the return of Kate’s terrible and baffling Lorde “impression” from the preceding season.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “i”


WEEKEND UPDATE
LEJ argues that it’s appropriate for women in relationships to be crazy

host’s True Detective co-star Matthew McConaughey (TAK) is a little loopy

 

— A classic opening to this Update, with the running “But dat ass, doe” gag in regards to Kim Kardashian’s famous Paper Magazine cover photo.
— Leslie in her first Update commentary as a cast member.
— A memorable moment, with Leslie repeatedly yelling at Colin, “LOOK AT MY BREAST!”
— Good ad-lib from Leslie after both she and the audience simultaneously giggle in response to a funny line of hers.
— As usual in her Update commentaries, Leslie is absolutely KILLING it tonight.
— Love the Lorne joke from Michael, despite his clumsy delivery of the set-up.
— Colin’s theme park/pedophiles joke is another early display of the great ballsy jokes he would often do on Update years later.
— Great to see Taran’s Matthew McConaughey impression back after that very funny commentary he did the preceding season. Also nice to see him paired up with McConaughey’s True Detective co-star Woody this time.
— Like last time, some very funny “deep” ramblings from Taran’s McConaughey, and I particularly love the Super Mario Bros. bit, especially the line, “Hop on a turtle’s back, send him into the abyss.”
— Overall, the first really strong Update of the Jost/Che era.
STARS: ****


OLD NEW YORK
at a bar, only (host) is wistful about the good old days of NYC crack

— Hilarious turn with how, after the other guys reminisce about normal, wholesome city things that are no longer around, Woody’s only contribution to the conversation is “Remember the crack?”
— A one-note premise, but it’s a damn funny one-note premise, and Woody is executing it very well.
— Kenan randomly deciding to use a loud and exaggerated voice when blurting out the line “I MISS THE RESPECT!!!” was very amusing, and clearly wasn’t in the script, given the fact that, when the camera cuts to a shot of Taran and Bobby immediately after that line, Taran’s smirking and Bobby’s stifling his laughter HARD.
— Priceless reveal of Woody’s “police badge” actually being a “Vote For Nader” button.
STARS: ****


CAMPFIRE SONG
(host) can’t get friends to help with apple song at a campfire singalong

— This feels like the most in character we’ve seen Woody all night, as he’s speaking in a different voice than his own.
— Oh, no. Our very first of way-too-damn-many James Anderson/Kent Sublette-written sketches with the premise of “A character sings a non-existent song that they expect their friends to join in and sing along as if it’s a famous song, but they’re not familiar with it”. Ugh, I’ve always strongly disliked this recurring concept, and never understood Anderson & Sublette’s fascination with it.
— As unfunny as Woody’s “Apples” song is, I do at least find it to have a catchy sound, I admit.
— I did get a laugh just now from the incongruously large amount of water splashing just from Woody throwing his guitar pick in the lake.
— Ugh, there’s that corny twist where “Hey, the main character’s friends actually DO know the song after all, and happily join in on the singalong!”, which would also become a staple of some (if not all) of the subsequent Anderson/Sublette sketches with this premise.
— Overall, leave it to Anderson & Sublette to ruin this episode’s perfect streak of segments ranging from pretty solid to excellent. That being said, as much as I didn’t like this sketch, I don’t find it to be as awful as some of the subsequent sketches with this same premise.
STARS: **


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest, Chantal Kreviazuk & Jay Rock [real] perform “Pay For It”


LAST CALL
sex-starved (host) & Sheila Sovage necessarily lower their standards

— A little odd how this is the second post-Update sketch tonight that takes place in a bar.
— I always love that “Ha-HAAAAAA!” laugh that Kate’s Sheila Sovage does in an early moment of each installment of this recurring sketch.
— Woody’s “Eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows” line was very funny.
— A huge laugh from Sheila Sovage revealing her occupation: “I re-plaster unpopular glory holes!”
— Woody has even better chemistry with Kate here than previous hosts had with her in prior installments of this sketch.
— I love Woody’s “STDetroit” line.
— Another great Woody line, with him assuming CDC stands for “Center For Doin’ It Correctly”.
— Kenan’s way of saying “That’s for my fruit!” absolutely SLAYED me. (He’s been killing it with his line deliveries tonight in general.) He pronounced “fruit” in such an odd, comical manner with such a goofy voice that it caught me off-guard and has me in absolute stitches. I honestly cannot stop laughing at it right now. His pronunciation of “fruit” is hard to spell out phonetically, but here’s my best attempt at the spelling: “fruuuT” with a very hard ‘t’.
— Excellent ending with how, while Woody and Sheila Sovage are nastily making out with each other through plastic wrapping in front of their faces, Kenan begins dousing the whole bar with gasoline and says, “Well, I gotta kill us ALL, I guess.”
STARS: ****½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A fantastic episode. Not only is it easily my favorite episode of this season so far, but it honestly may even be one of the best episodes I’ve ever reviewed. (Can’t wait to see the rating average my review of this episode has when commenter Vax Novier tallies up the averages of each of my season 40 reviews.) Not only did this episode impressively go by with almost no bad segments at all, but almost every single one of this episode’s segments was great, receiving a rating in the 4-5-star range. And some of those great segments were particularly memorable or had at least one very memorable moment, and a few of tonight’s great segments are even classics. There was also an infectious energy in the air all throughout the episode, partly due to Woody Harrelson’s always-likable presence. Overall, a terrific episode, and, man, what an amazing turnaround from the troubled (though not as bad as its reputation) episode that preceded this.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Match’d
New Marijuana Policy
The Dudleys
Last Call
Weekend Update
Drinks at the White House
Old New York
Football Halftime Speech
Young Tarts & Old Farts
Monologue
Campfire Song


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Chris Rock)
a big step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Cameron Diaz

November 1, 2014 – Chris Rock / Prince (S40 E5)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

THE KELLY FILE
Chris Christie (BOM) quarantines Ebola nurse (KAM)

— Cecily-as-Megyn-Kelly’s opening line about Blacula being, in fact, white landed with a thud, bombing hard with the audience. I wonder if that already sets the tone for this infamous episode.
— Already a fun energy from Bobby as a brash Chris Christie, right from the start of his interview.
— Speaking of a fun, brash energy early in someone’s appearance, Kate is coming in super hot in this sketch, stealing it with a very funny performance.
— Hilarious exchange between Kate’s Kaci Hickox and Bobby’s Chris Christie when he confronts her by showing up out of absolutely nowhere in her house. Hickox: “What the hell are you doin’ here?!?” Christie: “I’m Chris Christie – I’m everywhere!”
— When Kate’s Hickox tells Bobby’s Christie that she cannot wait to sue him, I absolutely love him responding, “Oh, yeah? Well, get in line! It starts all the way back at the G.W. Bridge, and traffic is VERY slow!”
— The ending felt rather abrupt.
— An overall funny and mostly well-paced cold opening, thus making it this season’s first actual GOOD cold opening. Can’t believe it took this season five long episodes to achieve a good cold opening.
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE
CSR does stand-up about terrorism, Jesus & Christmas materialism, guns

— You gotta admire Chris Rock’s extremely ballsy choice to open his stand-up monologue with material on the Boston marathon bombing. Tonight’s already-subdued audience was clearly too nervous to laugh at this touchy material when it began, but they’ve gotten more and more into once they realized it’s okay to laugh.
— Uber mention #1 tonight.
— Chris: “People joggin’ for 26 miles! Their knees are hurtin’! Their feet are killin’ em! If you’re a woman, there’s blood comin’ out’cha titties!”
— Chris’ hot streak continues, as he gets more great material out of another ballsy, touchy subject matter, with him questioning the decision to build the Freedom Tower and why anyone would want to go inside of it.
— Chris, on how he’s never going in the Freedom Tower: “I don’t care if Scarlett Johansson is butt-naked on the 89th floor in a plate of ribs – I’m not goin’ in there!”
— Chris’ scenario about a hypothetical commercial cashing in on Martin Luther King Day by saying “These Toyotas are practically free at last! Free at last!” reminds me of a sketch SNL actually did on that topic of the commercialization of MLK Day (and I think even had Jon Lovitz saying the “practically free at last!” line) way back in season 11’s Harry Dean Stanton episode.
— Chris is doing an outstanding job in this monologue, much like his previous monologue from his season 22 hosting stint. (I’ve heard some not-so-great things about his season 46 monologue, which I’ve yet to see for myself, but we’ll see how I’ll react to it when I review that episode.)
— Some great punchlines to yet ANOTHER very ballsy, touchy topic Chris is covering: gun control.
STARS: ****½


HOW 2 DANCE WITH JANELLE
teen vlogger Janelle (SAZ) is oblivious to her sexiness

— Refreshing to see the very-underused Sasheer front-and-center in a rare lead role, and in a sketch with a very “current” style.
— A good awkward supporting character from Kyle.
— Yikes, HORRIBLE positioning of the performers in Jay’s first brief appearance in this sketch, as Chris is completely standing in front of him the entire time, which makes it mostly impossible to see him while he’s speaking (he’s behind Chris in the fourth above screencap for this sketch). Clearly, this was not planned. Is director Don Roy King to blame, or was either Chris or Jay standing in the wrong spot? Either way, it rendered Jay’s scene awkward as hell.
— Chris’ timing is very off at some points during this sketch, but he’s still getting some laughs from me in his performance.
— Nice bit with Chris and Sasheer dancing in unison.
— Wow, this sketch died a sad death in its final 35 seconds or so. In particular, the ending with the computer screen filter was AWFUL and came off very badly-executed, almost as if Chris was vamping very poorly.
— An overall decent sketch, but with a few really bad missteps, as mentioned.
STARS: ***


GOPROBE
GoProbe is colonoscopy camera of choice for middle-aged extreme sportsmen

— In a way, this can kinda be considered a companion piece to the Preparation H commercial from the season 27 premiere (where “x-treme” teen skateboarders were touting the great effects of Preparation H). Kinda funny to imagine that the middle-aged “x-treme” characters in this GoProbe commercial are actually aged versions of the same characters from the Preparation H commercial.
— The “Your Grandpa’s Colonoscopy” scene is hilarious.
— A good laugh from how, when shown the polyps in his colon, Beck responds “Sick!” in an upbeat, cool manner, and then Kenan as the doctor responds to that with a very matter-of-factly “Yes.
— Overall, an improvement over the aforementioned Preparation H commercial (which itself wasn’t bad, but was nothing special).
STARS: ***½


HOW’S HE DOING?
black analysts cut Obama an infinite amount of slack

— The third and final installment of this sketch.
— I don’t recall previous installments of this sketch opening with the PBS station I.D. that tonight’s installment opened with, but maybe they did and I just forgot.
— Hmm, the second installment of this sketch already used tonight’s joke about President Obama’s approval rating among black voters dropping down to the “extremely” low percentage of 90-something.
— I love that we have much more guests than usual in tonight’s How’s He Doing installment, showing how much SNL’s black cast has grown after the first two installments of this sketch. It’s also nice to see Sasheer in her second big role for the second consecutive sketch tonight.
— I like how the wig Chris is wearing appears to an intentional replica of his hairstyle from his years as an SNL cast member (side-by-side comparison below).

   

— I already said this in one or two previous episode reviews this season, but it bears repeating that all of the Ebola talk in these early season 40 episodes is eerily very applicable to our current COVID times.
— Tonight’s installment of this recurring sketch has been decent so far, but doesn’t feel as strong as usual. There’s not much standing out here.
— Okay, I do like the part regarding a scenario of Obama having a lenient reaction to his daughters acting very rude towards him.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest & 3RDEYEGIRL [real] perform “Clouds”, “Marz” & “Another Love”


WEEKEND UPDATE
ignorance of latex condom allergy led to PED sexting his mom

Katt Williams (JAP) & Suge Knight (KET) respond to camera theft charges

— Lame opening joke from Colin.
— Wow, I had forgotten how extremely frequently Pete did Update commentaries in his first few episodes, which is understandable, given how strong and very well-received his first one was. Hopefully, tonight’s commentary goes better than his underwhelming and unconfident-feeling second one.
— Another early SNL mention of Pete’s mom. Some very funny lines about her from Pete tonight, particularly one, in regards to how she’s seen plenty of penises because she’s a nurse: “My penis should be the most important to her in every way except one.” (My quoting of that line doesn’t do it justice. It’s Pete’s great delivery of that line that absolutely sold it.)
— Pete, upon receiving great news from a doctor that he no longer has to wear condoms: “What else? Is my dad comin’ back?!?”
— An overall pretty solid commentary from Pete, and an improvement over his second commentary.
— Yikes, Michel flubs his Tim Cook joke VERY badly. However, he saves himself with an absolutely fantastic ad-lib: “Prince, ladies and gentlemen!” Speaking of Michael and flubs, he surprisingly hasn’t been flubbing jokes anywhere near as often in these early Updates of his as I had remembered.
— Uber mention #2 tonight.
— Some amusing lines from Jay and Kenan’s Katt Williams and Suge Knight, but I can’t find anything specific to say about their commentary.
STARS: ***


SHARK TANK
moguls consider an investment pitch from members of ISIS

— I kinda liked Aidy’s mock-dramatic delivery of “I am RUINED!”, but something about it seemed off, possibly because she was thrown off by flubbing her line prior to that. (Why are so many performers flubby tonight anyway?)
— Hooooooooooooo, boy. This ISIS premise……. Look, I love me some ballsy humor, as my review of tonight’s monologue showed, but this? Wow, SNL.
— I remember some online SNL fans comparing the bad taste of this sketch to infamous bad-taste season 20 sketches (because this season apparently ALWAYS had to be compared to season 20 by some folks) like America’s Funniest Hate Videos (a sketch I actually like, as dumb and questionable as it is).
— I am currently two minutes into this ISIS thing, and I have yet to get a single laugh from it.
— Three minutes and counting, and still not so much as a mere smirk from me. Plenty of sighing and uncomfortable feelings from me, though.
— Was that ending even supposed to be comedic? The hell was that? Sure, it’s satisfying that the ISIS members deservedly got tricked into being arrested by the FBI, thanks to Kenan’s Daymond John, but that doesn’t automatically make it a well-written or well-executed conclusion. (Let’s remember that the aforementioned widely-disliked America’s Funniest Hate Videos sketch also ended with the skinhead characters being tricked into getting arrested, and that still doesn’t stop people from deeming that sketch to be horrible.) Something about it felt like an off way to end an already-very-off sketch.
— Overall, in a word: oof.
STARS: *


SWIFTAMINE
Swiftamine fights vertigo caused by Taylor Swift fan cognitive dissonance

   

— Lots of big laughs from the overdramatic vertigo symptoms various people display when finding out Taylor Swift is the singer of the catchy new song they love.
— Great performance from Beck as the spokesperson, and I love the silly little detail of him being named Dr. David Doctor.
— Funny reveal of the Swiftamine medication name, and the execution of this whole idea is very strong.
— Love Leslie’s wig, which is a funny little detail of her character.
— A hilarious slow motion shot of Aidy saying “Taylor Swift!”
— Absolutely priceless ending with Leslie in the ballerina costume.
STARS: ****½


THE COUPLE
an old couple (CSR) & (LEJ) argues while preparing for anniversary outing

— Ohhhh, here’s a very infamous sketch.
— Uber mention #3 tonight. Yeah, I’m starting to see what people mean when they complain about the excessive Uber mentions that this episode contains. However, the Uber mentions aren’t quite as frequent as those complaints had me expecting. (Also, I recall the following season’s Elizabeth Banks episode also having multiple Uber mentions, yet nobody seemed to complain about that.)
— Both Chris and Leslie’s delivery is already coming off pretty clunky early on in this sketch.
— I’m almost starting to think I should start an “Ebola mention” count, like the “Uber mention” count I’ve been doing.
— Chris: “When the government shuts down the cloud….I’ma have Luther!”
OH. NO. And theeeeerrrre’s the most notorious moment of this sketch and one of the most notorious moments of this entire episode, where Leslie accidentally exits the scene WAY earlier than she was supposed to, realizes her gaffe, comes back into the scene, stands back in the proper spot where she had been standing, looks around completely lost, stares off-camera at a specific person (Lorne?) for a few seconds while having her shoulders shrugged and a very confused “What am I supposed to do?!?” look on her face, then pauses for ANOTHER two seconds, then finally continues with the script, only to immediately flub yet another line. All of what I described, by the way, happening to uncomfortable and PAINFUL dead silence from the audience. Ohho, man. That entire moment I just described has to be, hands down, one of the most cringeworthy moments in SNL history. I mean, WHAT…THE…HELL was that all about?!? Love ya, Leslie, but what HAPPENED?!? That’s also our very first of what would be a number of displays over the years of Leslie’s greenness as a live TV performer.
— Aw, dammit. Leslie even managed to flub her potentially-great “I will Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes this bitch to the GROUND!!!” line. Granted, the line itself was funny enough that it still got a decent laugh from both me and the audience, but still……
— I’m now a little further into this sketch, and Leslie and Chris’ delivery continues to come off clunky and flubby.
— I actually really appreciate the slice-of-life feel this sketch is going for, but man, it’s being completely undermined by how HORRIBLY rehearsed this sketch seemingly is. I mean, yeesh! This is a mess. Feels like I’m watching amateur hour.
— An angry Sasheer pops in out of absolutely nowhere.
— An actual funny ending reveal of this being Chris and Leslie’s anniversary.
STARS: *½


ROBBERS
bank robbers (BEB), (BOM), (KYM) prove to be unironically accommodating

— Much like the Miley Sex Tape short, this Good Neighbor short (this is a Good Neighbor short, right???) has Bobby basically being a Nick Rutherford stand-in.
— Great delivery from Bobby of his simultaneously concerned and intimidating “He said sparkling…(*cocks his rifle*)…or still!” line when Kyle is offering Sasheer some water.
— I love all the subversions with how the buildups to something tense the robbers are seemingly about to do to a customer turns out to be something very kind and caring. I especially like the random Civil War lesson that Kyle and Bobby give to Taran’s character’s son.
— A very funny little “Look I got the money!” jolly musical number the robbers end their robbery with. The gleeful look on Beck’s face during that number is particularly good.
STARS: ****


WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE
1990s training video has curious diversity advice

— The second and final installment of this sketch.
— Yet another wig on Chris tonight that seems to be a replica of his early 90s SNL hair.
— Vanessa’s bad attempt at a “black handshake” is hilarious.
— An apparent genuine gaffe, in which Vanessa accidentally talks over Chris at one point before cutting herself off. That’s yet ANOTHER example of how flubby the performers are throughout tonight’s episode, but that particular flub of Vanessa’s actually fits really well in this sketch, given the intentional bad, stiff acting it features.
— Like the previous installment of this sketch, we get some good humor from all of the absurdity and comical awkwardness in the training video scenes, and it’s a rare example of very random James Anderson/Kent Sublette-written humor coming off well (if they indeed are the ones who write these sketches).
— Interesting continuity with having Taran show up as the same character he played in the first installment of this sketch, complete with the same wig and cheesy sweater.
— Speaking of Taran, I like the way he randomly and slowly lowers to the ground in a stiff manner at the end of his scene.
— A funny biracial couple/“And I don’t do that” ending.
STARS: ***½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Not as bad an episode as its very negative reputation. That being said, what was bad in this episode was PAINFUL: that Shark Tank/ISIS mess, the promising-but-gaffe-filled-and-seemingly-under-rehearsed The Couple sketch, even a few moments of the otherwise-decent How 2 Dance With Janelle sketch, and a general sloppy feel to the night (especially with all the line-flubbing). However, if you ignore those things, you actually have a decent episode, a few very strong highlights, and an absolutely epic musical performance from Prince. Still, the mild shakiness of this first quarter of season 40 is undeniably still being felt.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

 


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Monologue
Swiftamine
Robbers
The Kelly File
GoProbe
Women In The Workplace
How’s He Doing?
Weekend Update
How 2 Dance with Janelle
The Couple
Shark Tank


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Jim Carrey)
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My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Woody Harrelson