March 18, 1995 – Paul Reiser / Annie Lennox (S20 E15)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

PRESS CONFERENCE
uneasy Newt Gingrich (CHF) meets the press with lesbian half-sister (MAM)

— Considering what season we’re in, I can already tell the lesbian premise probably won’t be handled well.
— This sketch feels really dead so far. Gingrich’s downplaying of his relation to his lesbian half-sister isn’t providing many laughs at all.
— That’s it? The cold opening’s over already? Well, this was a whole lot of nothing.
STARS: *½


MONOLOGUE
audience members ask non-expert host questions about their relationships

— I recall once hearing that during the week of this episode, Paul Reiser was interviewed on Letterman, and when asked about hosting SNL that weekend, Paul responded “Yeah, well, I always wanted to know what it’s like to be on a sinking ship”, acknowledging the notorious year SNL’s been having.
— Oof, this lame cab-hailing routine of Paul’s is getting this monologue off to a really rough start, and reminds me of how much I’ve always hated Paul’s stand-up comedy.
— Ugh, the St. Patrick’s Day/drunk kids bit he’s doing now isn’t any better.
— After a year-long absence, we suddenly get a comeback of season 19’s extremely overused questions-from-the-audience monologue trope. I don’t know whether to groan at the return of this or count my blessings that Paul’s awful stand-up comedy has gotten cut short for this.
— Unfortunately, the questions-from-the-audience bit isn’t helping the humor here at all.
— At the very end when the SNL Band is playing the show to commercial after Paul concludes the monologue, Molly accidentally enters the shot when getting ready to head backstage, before realizing her mistake and nervously ducking back out of the shot. I’ll chalk that gaffe up to a case of new cast member greenness.
STARS: *


THE DAILY PLANET
with Superman out of action, lesser superheroes address incoming meteor

— I’m a minute into this sketch so far, and I haven’t got a single laugh.
— Yeah, I’m now a little further into this sketch, and I don’t have any idea what to say about this dull, laughless tripe, nor do I have any idea what the comedic through line is even supposed to be.
— Not even a rare season 20 Norm sketch appearance is doing anything for this.
— Laura’s long-winded rant about Farley’s Tic-Tac-sized brain feels like something that would normally have been given to the recently-quit Janeane Garofalo. Laura’s delivery of the rant was okay at first and I really wanted to laugh at it, but she seemed to lose her confidence towards the end and concluded it kinda awkwardly.
— Oh, god, not another fucking newspaper headline ending. I got my fill of those in the Deion Sanders episode, thank you very much.
STARS: *


ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR
(host) & (KEN) pretend to like women’s basketball

— I’ve been hearing the term “rebuilding year” being used a lot these last few episodes. Trying to tell us something, SNL?
— Much like my complaint about the similar Dick Vitale “women’s basketball isn’t a real sport!” bit in the Espy Awards sketch from the Deion Sanders episode, this sketch is not only painfully unfunny, but insulting and sexist too. A very unlikable tone to this sketch, and it really shows the toxic attitudes of the behind-the-scenes Boys Club at SNL this season.
— Poor Kevin Nealon, having to be dragged into this trash. I said it before, and I’ll say it again: why, oh, why couldn’t you have left with Phil last season, Kevin?
STARS: *


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “No More I Love Yous”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Jeff Foxworthy (DAS) gives tips on how to tell if you’re a tornado
Frank Dippy (ADS) & Hank Doodle (CHF) fail to give their viewpoints

— Oh, Norm, you are my only hope in this episode.
— David-as-Jeff-Foxworthy’s “You might be a tornado” routine kinda made me chuckle during the first few jokes, but it’s fizzled out FAST. At least David’s not half-assing this one QUITE as much as I recall him half-assing the second Jeff Foxworthy commentary he does later this season.
— Every time I’ve seen this episode, I always hate the Point/Counterpoint commentary from Farley and Sandler, which, to me, epitomizes the free rein those two performers are given way too much of at this late stage of their tenures.
— Norm’s joke about Michael Jordan’s baseball nickname being Senor Crappy has always been one of my favorite Norm Update jokes of all time.
STARS: ***½


SPARKLEBRITE
Sparklebrite toothpaste commercial prominently features interracial kiss

— What is with this season and miserable sketches dealing with ad execs pitching a commercial in a boardroom meeting? Nutriffic and now this tripe.
— I called the Road To The Final Four sketch earlier tonight insulting and sexist, but when it comes to being offensive, THIS sketch about the “uncomfortable” nature of an interracial kiss takes the cake.
— Another sketch tonight that hurts like hell to see Kevin heavily involved in. Put this, Road To The Final Four, Uncle Joe, and Gay Stripper Theater on the list of most embarrassing sketches that Kevin Nealon ever had a prominent role in. There may be a sketch or two I’m forgetting from this season.
— I’ve heard some people describe the “You’ll never go back… to other toothpastes” tagline as clever, but I’ve always found that joke groanworthy.
— Jay mentions in his SNL book that he was so zoned-out during this sketch that, at one point, he was worried that he may have forgotten to deliver a line earlier in the sketch, only for the sketch to end and him to realize that he didn’t even have any lines in this. Neither does Laura, for that matter. Why even have them there, then?
— Aaaaaand there goes the stock footage ending with Reiser and Elliott being murdered via exploding car, simply because they had the “gall” to pitch a commercial with an interracial kiss. A fitting insulting capper to this unbelievably insulting and unfunny sketch. A new low for SNL.
STARS: *


DAILY AFFIRMATION WITH STUART SMALLEY
Stuart tries to help his drunk cameraman (CHF)

— Probably the longest gap between Stuart Smalley installments since the character debuted. The last time this character appeared was way back in the second episode of this season.
— The premise of this installment kinda has shades of Margot Kidder’s season 4 monologue, right down to repeating the gag of the camera slumping down to the feet of someone who’s speaking to the camera. I wonder if Al Franken was the writer behind that Kidder monologue.
— Ho-hum, Farley playing yet another loud, hammy, boorish role. What else is new for season 20?
— One of the more forgotten Stuart Smalley installments, and for good reason. This is a lesser Stuart Smalley installment, and in my opinion, easily the weakest one. It’s a damn sad day when not even the usually-reliable Stuart Smalley sketches can be depended upon in tonight’s disastrous episode.
STARS: **


DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY


ALIENS 4: MAD ABOUT YOU ALIENS
(host) enjoys life with his xenomorph wife

— The premise itself probably isn’t all that bad, but the execution of it is PURE DEATH. Awful. The writers didn’t even try with this.
— Even something about the “Mad About You Aliens” title seems lame and half-assed.
— The bit with Jay fell completely flat.
STARS: *


DATING IN THE NINETIES
host mistakenly labeled as sexually inexperienced

— Molly has only been in the cast for two episodes so far, and it feels like she’s already had a more visible presence than both Laura and the recently-quit Janeane Garofalo have had most of the season so far. Molly has also been displaying a nice enthusiasm and likability in her performances that’s a breath of fresh air in this season’s mess of a cast.
— (*sigh*) Lord help me. Yet ANOTHER sketch tonight that is absolutely dead. My god, tonight’s episode is the sketch comedy equivalent of a fucking funeral dirge.
— God bless Norm (making his second rare season 20 sketch appearance of the night), who’s given me my ONLY laugh of this sketch so far.
STARS: *½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Train In Vain”


ONE BROTHER
at the One Brother Restaurant, (host) explains oddly-named menu items

— Oh, FUCK OFF, tonight’s episode. Just fuck off. At this point, you’re TRYING to insult my intelligence.
— On an SNL messageboard, I recall seeing someone once describe this sketch as being like an unfunny version of the Abbott & Costello “Who’s On First” routine.
— Just to further prove my earlier point about what a messy mishmash of a cast this season has, we have Michael McKean, Chris Farley, Mark McKinney, and Kevin Nealon all seated together in this sketch. It’s so hard to believe all four of those performers were ever in the cast together.
— Why in the world did they have to shoehorn in Farley’s “Aww, I’m an idiot!” routine? It felt very out of place in this sketch, and just further shows how one-note Farley has gotten this season.
STARS: *


O’CALLAHAN & SON
O’Callahan (MMK) & Son (JAM) Pub owners berate wimpy beverage choices

— Well, at least this is a sketch that has a backstory that’s interesting, though pathetic: in a move of utter desperation after not getting anything on the air in a good while, Jay pitched a sketch that he stole, word-for-word, from a comedy routine that he saw stand-up comedian Rick Shapiro do, involving Irish bartenders berating the drinking choice of customers. Sometime shortly after tonight’s episode originally aired, SNL would get busted by Shapiro on their plagiarism, but when asked about it by Lorne, Jay denied knowing anything about Shapiro’s stand-up routine. SNL would get sued by Shapiro, and as a result, this sketch would be removed from all reruns and be replaced with a cut-after-dress Bruce McCulloch short film titled Eraserhead.
— Man, if Jay was going to steal a stand-up comedy routine, couldn’t it have been a FUNNY one? This sketch is pure blah. Plagiarism is shameful either way, but Jay should be particularly ashamed that he had to resort to plagiarizing such weak material for a sketch. Then again, I’ve never seen Rick Shapiro perform this in his stand-up. Maybe this material is funnier as a stand-up routine than as a sketch.
— Wow, is this Tim’s FIRST appearance all night, just playing a small walk-on straight man role in the final sketch of the episode? Okay, he was in the Sparklebright thing earlier (*shudder*), but his appearance in that was pre-taped.
— Farley, on the other hand, has appeared in practically EVERY SINGLE sketch tonight. And surprise surprise, he’s playing a loud character in this sketch. Oh, how new.
STARS: *½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Just three words: Lord. Have. Mercy.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (George Clooney)
a big step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Our annual John Goodman episode, this time with special guest star Dan Aykroyd

April 18, 1992 – Jerry Seinfeld / Annie Lennox (S17 E18)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLD OPENING
Bill Clinton (PHH) & Jerry Brown (DAC) agree on off-limit debate topics

— Right out of the gate, as soon as this cold opening starts, Victoria stumbles through her only line. SNL would later replace that portion of this cold opening with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
— Phil and Dana’s Clinton and Brown impressions from the recent Star Trek Convention cold opening are again coming off very funny here.
— A lot of laughs from the many scandalous things Brown and Clinton agree to not bring up about each other during the democratic candidates debate that’s about to start.
— Now this has gotten even funnier with Brown and Clinton confessing to being responsible for infamous disasters, such as crashing the Exxon Valdez and coming up with the idea for the movie Ishtar.
— Clinton: “You wanna swap wives?” Brown: “I’m not married, Bill.” Clinton: “……..Do you have anything you wanna swap?”
— Great ending with Al Franken’s Paul Tsongas.
STARS: ****


MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about airplane issues, crime, cab drivers

— Jerry’s stand-up here is already starting off with big laughs right out of the gate.
— Unsurprisingly, all of the observational humor here is fantastic, and becomes classic once he starts his whole spiel about cab drivers.
STARS: *****


STAND-UP AND WIN
hack comics compete on observational humor game show

— For some reason, I like the name of Jerry’s gameshow host character, Bobby Wheat.
— I’m loving this sketch, with all of the contestants’ Seinfeld-esque voices and observational humor. This is like a spiritual successor to those Stand-Ups sketches from season 11.
— I loved Adam’s delivery of “Somebody went to Super Cuts and fell asleep in the chair!
— This sketch is endlessly funny. Some of the particularly great parts are the “Why don’t they build the whole plane out of the black box?” bit and all the riffing on Gilligan’s Island.
— Adam: “Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?”
STARS: *****


HISTORY CLASS
high school history teacher (host) struggles to teach class about WWII

 

— Another example of this season using their gigantic cast to their advantage. This sketch is a great use of the huge group of newer cast members from these last two seasons. It feels like all of them are in this, but there are actually still some missing (Julia, Tim, and Rob, off the top of my head), which I guess goes to show you just how enormous the newer cast is.
— I like Melanie pointing out to Jerry that “I thought you said we didn’t have to know dates.”
— For the first time in two months, David Spade actually gets more than one line in a sketch.
— Excellent part with the students beginning to slowly and sheepishly raise their hand in unison when being asked “Is this Europe?”, only to immediately raise their hand all the way up after being told they’re correct (last two screencaps above).
— I love Adam always claiming he was going to say the correct answer every time someone else has already gotten it correct.
— So many funny things throughout this. Much like the two segments that preceded this (the monologue and Stand-Up And Win), there’s an endless amount of laughs here. A lot of humor here from the students’ responses and Jerry’s calm-but-slowly-growing frustration.
— Great ending with a given-up Jerry taking one of the students up on their offer to bring in a copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
STARS: *****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Why”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Operaman (ADS) sings about John Gotti, Donald & Ivana Trump, others
KEN conducts a test of the Emergency Broadcast System by himself

— Ladies and gentlemen, we have a major recurring character debut (Operaman)!
— Adam’s been having a big night so far, which is rare for him at this early stage in his SNL tenure.
— For some reason, the first few Operaman news stories here, while funny, aren’t getting ANY responses from the audience. That, combined with how Adam is immediately moving on from one story to the next, oddly gives this more of an authentic opera feel that I’m kinda liking. I guess the audience’s lack of response shows they don’t know what to make of this new character yet, which feels odd in hindsight when you’re aware of what a huge crowd-pleaser this character would later go on to become.
— Operaman’s “sotto voce” part regarding Bill Clinton is hilarious and has finally won the audience over.
— Some more solid bits with Operaman, especially him proudly bidding adieu to a recently-arrested Leona Helmsley.
— Unlike future Operaman appearances, he doesn’t get a whole bunch of roses thrown at him from off-camera at the end of tonight’s commentary. Kevin simply gives him a standing ovation (which results in a blooper where Kevin’s clip-on mic accidentally falls off and he takes an extended amount of time reapplying it to his tie).
— Kevin’s random Emergency Broadcast Test bit where he poorly makes the long beep sound with his own voice is very good.
— Surprise, surprise – according to GettyImages, the perpetually neglected David Spade had YET ANOTHER Update commentary cut after dress rehearsal (pic here). Heh, at this point, it’s almost starting to become a joke to see how they kept cutting the poor guy’s Update commentaries on an almost weekly basis this season.
— Also according to GettyImages, Beth Cahill had an Update commentary cut after this episode’s dress rehearsal (pic here), where she did a reprise of her Denise Swerski commentary from a few episodes ago. Recently, there was a mention in the comments section of my blog that Beth revealed in an interview that SNL writers suggested she make her Denise Swerski Update commentary into a recurring bit, but she declined. I guess Beth’s memory was a little faulty during that interview, because it looks like she did attempt to make the Swerski Update bit recurring.
STARS: ***½


PASSOVER SEDER
obnoxious Elijah the Prophet (host) shows up at a Passover Seder

— Some pretty funny tension between the family at the beginning.
— Mike’s old Jewish male voice is the exact same as his Linda Richman voice, right down to the feminine lispiness when pronouncing the ‘s’ in his words, which comes off out of place for this heterosexual male character.
— Hilarious concept with an obnoxious Elijah the Prophet randomly crashing a family’s Passover Seder.
— A big laugh from Elijah letting Mike’s old man character know a secret: “September 24, in your sleep!”
— Jerry is fantastic in this role and his Borscht Belt comedian-esque one-liners are all hilarious.
— Perfect ending with Phil entering as a casual, laid-back Jesus.
STARS: ****½


LANK THOMPSON: I’M A HANDSOME BLACK MAN
TIM is a product of Lank Thompson’s “I’m A Handsome Black Man” course

— I like how Lank Thompson is making callbacks to his previous sketches, including the memorable “I’m A Handsome Actor” one with Alec Baldwin.
— A great rare showcase for the usually-invisible Tim Meadows, and I like the decision to let him play himself here.
— Much like the Coldcock commercial from earlier this season, Tim works in a smooth delivery of “Faaaan-tas-tic”, which is a precursor to a catchphrase of his in the recurring Perspectives sketches from later in his tenure.
— Rock’s mock-cheesy delivery of “That’s a handsome black man!” was great.
— Fun scenes with Tim demonstrating all of Lank Thompson’s handsome black man tips.
— Some good laughs from Phil as a mestizo Indian audience member asking a question at the end.
STARS: ****


PERMANENT POSITIONS
office workers maintain their body postures while performing their jobs

— I absolutely love the format of this sketch. This season has been really good at doing this type of unique format sketch where characters perform their actions or dialogue in the same out-of-the-ordinary manner as each other (e.g. the Teenage Insults sketch from the Rob Morrow episode, the Money For Booze sketch from the Mary Stuart Masterson episode), which is a type of sketch I’m always a sucker for.
— It’s fun seeing how the frozen body posture that each character enters with pertains to their place in the office.
— Great part with a passing-by Mike asking for the bathroom while being in a frozen crouching-down posture with a newspaper in his hand.
— Excellent ending with Phil who, unlike everyone else, walks into the office with a normal upright posture, but then, while reading a report, stiffly falls back onto a couch without changing his normal upright posture. A difficult action that Phil pulled off seamlessly.
STARS: *****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Legend in My Living Room”


DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY
on hoping that nude operas exist {rerun}
— Rerun from the preceding season’s Steven Seagal episode


I’M CHILLIN’
Onski plugs Bullet Hole Tampons & delivers a mother joke

— As usual in these sketches, Rock has a great very wordy intro to Farley’s character.
— A good laugh from tonight’s sponsor being Bullet Hole Tampons.
— Funny little part during the discussion of Silence of the Lambs, where Rock and Farley contemplate how the process of eating people goes.
— Very good part with the prize the “Mother Joke of the Day” winner receives being an O cap that one can use to play Tic-Tac-Toe with your friends who have an X cap (the latter of which was popular among black people at the time, due to the Malcolm X movie that had recently come out).
STARS: ***½


THE LENNY WISE SHOW
(PHH) explores Superman’s (host) faculties & foibles in a radio interview

— This is automatically a fantastic sketch, right from the concept alone. I love the very casual treatment of Superman being a radio show guest. And Jerry is, of course, perfect for the Superman role, and I love his characterization of Superman as an average joe.
— Phil’s questions to Superman are great, made even better by Phil’s spot-on imitation of the delivery that typical radio show hosts use.
— The Scrabble bit was really funny.
— I like the phone call from Julia as an irate citizen.
— Great ending with Superman “revealing” his identity to Phil.
STARS: *****


GOODNIGHTS

— Among his many thanks, Jerry thanks Superman for making a special appearance.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An absolutely fantastic episode, and has always been one of my personal favorites of this entire era. In fact, after having reviewed the episode just now, I’ve come to realize that it’s actually one of my personal favorite episodes of all-time. It’s not often I hand out so many four or five-star ratings in a single episode review. In fact, aside from Weekend Update and I’m Chillin’ (which were both still pretty solid in their own right), there wasn’t a single segment in this episode that received a rating under four stars; that’s how strong this episode was. Jerry Seinfeld was also a great and very fun host who added to the high quality of this episode. This was also a strong night for the cast, with even some of the typically underused newer cast members getting more chances (Tim Meadows, Adam Sandler, even David Spade a little).


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Sharon Stone)
a big step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Tom Hanks