October 6, 2012 – Daniel Craig / Muse (S38 E3)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Barack Obama (JAP) loses focus during first debate with Mitt Romney (JAS)

— Well, here we go, the first debate sketch of this election season. The political satire in this election season doesn’t seem to be all that remembered among SNL fans, especially compared to the election season that preceded this (the 2008 one). However, I recall this season’s second Obama/Romney debate sketch being solid, and I recall absolutely LOVING this season’s VP debate sketch between Jason’s Joe Biden and Taran’s Paul Ryan, which airs in the following episode.
— Much like in the 2008 election season, SNL brings Chris Parnell back to reprise his Jim Lehrer impression.
— Jay continues his streak of having the lead or co-lead role in every cold opening so far this season.
— A funny split-screen shot of Jason’s stone-faced Mitt Romney staring coldly at Jay’s President Obama.
— A laugh from Jay’s Obama having a “whatever”-type reaction to being told Jason’s Romney claimed to have killed Osama Bin Laden.
— The conceit of us hearing Jay-as-Obama’s various inner thoughts is a somewhat interesting and unique angle for a presidential debate sketch, and an okay spoof of how uncharacteristically distracted and uninterested Obama acted at the real debate. This isn’t exactly biting political satire, nor is it memorable in regards to SNL’s presidential debate sketches over the years, but it’s decent enough.
— A fairly funny turn with us now hearing Chris-as-Lehrer’s inner thoughts.
STARS: ***


OPENING MONTAGE
— This season’s new theme music is being played at a faster tempo tonight than it was in this season’s previous episodes. This faster tempo will remain for the rest of this theme song’s run (2012-2014).


MONOLOGUE
host plays In Memoriam reel of the people he’s killed in the movies

— At the end of Daniel Craig’s entrance, after the camera shows the usual brief shot of the host from behind while we see the audience applauding, we get a change of pace tonight with the camera showing a brief side shot of Daniel from the angle of the floor seats (screencap below).

This new camera angle shot becomes a regular thing at the beginning of hosts’ monologues for the remainder of the 2012 half of this season, then stops for some unknown reason in the 2013 half of this season.
— A fun concept of showing an In Memoriam reel for characters that Daniel killed in his movies. The result is only average, though.
— I like Daniel’s side comment asking to Shazam the song that’s playing during the In Memoriam reel.
— The “The Dog Who Saw Too Much” bit was a decent ending of the In Memoriam reel.
STARS: ***


CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
unlike the other construction workers, (host) isn’t very good at catcalls

— Pretty funny delivery from Kenan during his catcalls throughout this sketch.
— The premise isn’t all that great, but Daniel’s execution of it is decent and likable.
— A funny sleazy “If You See Something, Say Something” reference from Bobby.
— A big laugh during the flashback scene where Bill’s character gets shot out of nowhere by the woman he catcalled.
STARS: ***


BOND 50
DVD collection has forgotten, unsexy Bond girls like Diane Keaton (VAB)

— Fun premise, and a decent excuse for the female cast to do celebrity impressions.
— A solid Diane Keaton scene with Vanessa.
— For some reason, I had no memory of the portion with Vanessa’s Molly Ringwald, even though I remember everything else in this.
— A lot of funny fictional Bond movie titles.
— Kate is stealing this whole thing with her respective scenes as Jodie Foster and Ellen DeGeneres, the latter scene of which is particularly funny.
STARS: ***½


THREE DAYS LATER: A LOOK BACK AT THE OBAMA DEBATE DISASTER
Rachel Maddow (CES) & MSNBC pundits assess Obama’s weak debate showing

— Cecily takes over the Rachel Maddow impression that the no-longer-on-the-show Abby Elliott used to do. I’m finding Cecily’s Maddow impression to be much better than Abby’s. Cecily’s nailing both the facial mannerisms and the voice well enough.
— Speaking of taking over former cast members’ impressions, we get Jason playing Chris Matthews. Feels odd seeing Jason in this role. Also, this doesn’t end up being the only time this season where Jason takes over an impression that Darrell Hammond used to frequently do. In what I’m sure a lot of SNL fans don’t remember (hell, I myself didn’t remember it until just now), Jason plays Donald Trump in a sketch later this season. I kid you not.
— While Jason isn’t exactly dethroning Darrell as SNL’s most accurate Chris Matthews impersonator, I’m absolutely loving Jason’s impression. His performance and delivery are SLAYING me in this.
— Kate gets a laugh from her “gloating” as S.E. Cupp.
— Some funny insane theories from Kenan’s Al Sharpton throughout this sketch.
STARS: ***½


LONG ISLAND MEDIUM
Theresa Caputo (KAM) reads fellow Italian-Americans

— A funny exaggerated crying outburst from Taran.
— We get our very first onscreen interaction between Kate and Aidy, who would later go on to be inseparable castmates. Their interaction here is very brief, though.
— Another standout Kate McKinnon performance. She’s been killing it these past two episodes.
— I love Cecily’s mere facial expressions and demeanor as a supermarket customer who accepts Kate’s Theresa Caputo just randomly coming up to her and immediately giving her a psychic prediction.
— Bobby steals the supermarket scene with his perfectly-delivered “Hey, f(*bleep*)k you!”
STARS: ***½


MARS MISSION
Mars-bound, baby-talking Kirby (BOM) goes on about missing his kitty cat

— Oh, I forgot all about this “I miss my little kitty cat” character of Bobby’s. From what I remember, I pretty much hated these sketches when they originally aired, but I get the feeling I’ll have a bit of a different reaction during these re-watches.
— So far, such an odd, one-note character from Bobby, and I can see why I and certain others were annoyed by him, but in my current viewing, I’m finding Bobby’s portrayal of this character to be somewhat entertaining and strangely endearing in the way that only Bobby can make it. Also, I’m oddly getting a bit of a Chris Farley vibe from Bobby’s characterization and look here.
— Daniel is rather stumbly with his lines throughout this sketch.
— Bobby’s emotional screaming outburst (another Farley-esque trait) when thinking his cat got destroyed in the duffel bag is making me simultaneously laugh and, strangely, almost shed a sad tear. Bobby is such a lovable performer in general that he has the strange ability to tap into my emotions sometimes.
— For some reason, the fact that Bobby, while still under the impression that his cat got destroyed, yells “I hate this trip! I hate it so much!” is cracking me up.
— An actual cute ending.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Madness”


WEEKEND UPDATE
SEM groups those affected by presidential debate into Winners & Losers

political football Big Bird (Caroll Spinney) reacts to recent attention

unrepentant Ecce Homo defacer Cecilia Gimenez (KAM) wants her money

— Another edition of the Winners/Losers segment, a segment that’s usually hit-and-miss.
— Seth manages to work his spot-on Hugh Grant impression from back in the day into one portion of tonight’s Winners/Losers segment.
— Tonight’s overall Winners/Losers was easily the best edition of that segment. Seth had a lot of great quips in tonight’s edition.
— A noteworthy moment right now, as we get a Big Bird appearance on SNL, in response to Mitt Romney’s infamous “Don’t get me wrong, I like PBS, I like Big Bird” remark at that week’s presidential debate. Seeing Big Bird on SNL feels special, and actually warms my heart.
— This Big Bird commentary has a lot of tame, lighthearted humor, but that’s very understandable for this particular character (obviously, SNL’s not going to have him do dirty late-night-worthy humor or make a politically-divisive statement in regards to Mitt Romney), and he’s making it lovably charming instead of corny or cringeworthy.
— After having her breakout SNL moment in her very first Update commentary just one episode prior, Kate already appears in her second Update commentary.
— Kate’s solid night continues, as she’s cracking me up all throughout her Update commentary tonight. And the goofiness and looseness of her performance is coming off fresh in this early stage of her SNL tenure. As I said in my last episode review, the stage presence Kate has is very impressive for someone so new on SNL.
STARS: ***½


A SORRY LOT WE ARE
sad sack working-class Brits commiserate at the pub

— A promising idea of such a British-centric sketch. Good casting of Bill in this, as he always nails British-centric roles.
— A decent spoof of depressing British tropes.
— Ugh, Fred’s appearance as a guy who’s eager to see the “poofter convention” is cringeworthy. And SNL’s casting of Fred in this particular homoerotic role is sadly so on-brand for him in his later seasons.
— Aidy gets the most noteworthy role she’s had up to this point of her SNL tenure, and that’s still not saying much. (It takes a while this season before Aidy starts getting really good parts that showcase her talents well. She definitely has a slower start than her two fellow newbies Cecily and Tim.) I remember, when this originally aired, I was bothered by the fact that the first noteworthy role SNL gave to their very first plus-sized female cast member was a disgusting, unappealing character, which was exactly the type of role that I remember I and some other online SNL fans were worried SNL would typecast Aidy in when we first learned of her hiring and found out she’s plus-sized. In my current viewing of this sketch, I’m not bothered anymore by the decision to cast Aidy in this role, probably because I’m now aware that Aidy doesn’t go on to be typecast in disgusting roles. Aidy’s making this amusing enough, and in fact, I’m not even finding this character all that disgusting in my current viewing, which may be a testament to Aidy’s likability as a performer.
STARS: ***


LOVING COUPLE
at a dinner party, (host)’s girlfriend Regine (FRA) is sensual & smug

— Uggggggghhhhh. Not only is this Fred’s second drag role of tonight’s episode alone, but it’s the debut of a character of his who I absolutely DESPISE. (*Insert my typical, overdone rant here about how Fred has gotten so unbearably annoying in his later seasons and should’ve left years ago*)
— I’m also tired seeing Fred spoof pretentious people like this. He did that so much better in his earlier seasons when he was in his prime.
— Oh god at all of the “Watch her face while I (insert sensual action here)” bits throughout this sketch, which are just an excuse for Fred to mug in the most exaggerated, hammiest way possible.
— I finally got one laugh in this sketch, when the camera did a cutaway to Bill’s stone-faced angry look in response to Fred’s Regine refusing the drink Bill’s giving her, because “I wanted it then, not now.”
— Oh, now this sketch somehow gets even MORE unwatchable, with Fred now spreading his legs apart and letting us see up his skirt.
— Our first of what I recall many instances this season of Fred and Bill causing each other to break, basically becoming SNL’s new-age Fallon & Sanz. However, it turns out Bill is actually doing an okay job in his attempt to keep a straight face here. It’s mostly Fred who’s breaking at this moment.
— And now, after starting to break, Fred has gotten too loose in his performance and has taken to practically screaming the remainder of his lines in an exaggerated manner. (*groan*)
STARS: *


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Panic Station”


LOW-INFORMATION VOTERS OF AMERICA
— Rerun from 9/22/12…which was just ONE EPISODE AGO. Is this the first time in SNL history where a commercial was re-aired just one episode after its debut? Even that Will Forte/Amy Poehler-starring Morgan Stanley commercial from season 31, which was re-aired an insane amount of times in the first half of that season, wasn’t re-aired in the episode that followed its debut. I get the feeling I did once review an episode that re-aired a commercial just one episode after its debut, but I’m blanking on it right now.


GOODNIGHTS

— Such a sweet visual of an eager, starstruck Bobby slowly giving Big Bird a hearty hug.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very average episode. So much so, that the episode feels forgettable. There wasn’t a single segment that I gave a rating over three-and-a-half stars to. On the other hand, there was only one segment I gave a rating below three stars to, so I can’t complain too much. At least this season continues its impressive streak of having episodes that contain almost no bad segments. I recall online SNL fans considering Daniel Craig to be a dud of a host in this episode, but I never understood that, as I had no problems with him as a host, aside from his stumbliness in the Mars Mission sketch. He was an adequate host, though nothing memorable. I’m a little curious to see how he does in his season 45 hosting stint, which aired during my ongoing hiatus from watching new episodes.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

 


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Long Island Medium
Bond 50
Three Days Later: A Look Back At The Obama Debate Disaster
Weekend Update
First Presidential Debate
Monologue
A Sorry Lot We Are
Mars Mission
Construction Workers
Loving Couple


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
a step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Christina Applegate

December 19, 2009 – James Franco / Muse (S35 E10)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW
Dooneese creeps out a Mexican singer (host)

— So now this usually-post-monologue sketch has “graduated” to the cold opening slot? At least we’re getting a non-political opening.
— A rare host appearance in the cold opening.
— Blah. The same-old, same-old Dooneese routine that only worked for me the first time. Nothing to really say about it here.
STARS: **


MONOLOGUE
host pulls acting gigs for the new year from a bin of career ideas

— I like the fake-out with James Franco mentioning the title of a movie he was recently in, which the audience gives their obligatory applause to, only for him to reveal the movie doesn’t even exist.
— James: “Unlike last year, I don’t have a movie to promote. But SNL doesn’t have an election this year, so we’re all gettin’ by with a little less.”
— An okay idea of James pulling career suggestions out of a bin.
— Ugh at the suggestion of James picking a town and having sex with every woman in it, a joke that hasn’t aged well.
— After reading a suggestion about James making this the best SNL Christmas show of all time, I chuckled at James responding “Not a chance!” At least SNL’s not getting anyone’s hopes up, given how this episode turns out (not very good, IIRC).
STARS: **½


WHAT UP WITH THAT?
Mike Tyson & Jack McBrayer [real] on holiday episode

— Unlike previous What Up With That installments, in which Will does his announcements while standing next to the backup singers (Jenny and Nasim), Will does his announcements tonight from a separate set, which would go on to be a regular thing for him and future What Up With That announcer Taran Killam in all subsequent installments of this sketch…or at least all subsequent installments I’ve seen. I have yet to see the recent SNL At Home edition of this sketch from 2020, so I don’t know who, if anyone, played the announcer in that one. Thanks in advance if anyone lets me know who it was.
— Holy hell, Mike Freakin’ Tyson!
— For some reason, the gold chain that Jason usually wears in these sketches is being held in his hand when he and Fred first pop up in tonight’s installment.
— Ah, now Jason is wearing the gold chain the second time he and Fred pop up. I wonder why he held it in his hand in his earlier appearance in this sketch.
— It’s always hilarious in these What Up With That sketches whenever Jason gradually slows down his dance when the music slows down while Kenan introduces the character played by that night’s SNL host.
— This sketch is feeling more and more routine each time it appears, but as always, it’s a lot of fun.
— I love Andy as a dancing John Stockton.
— Jason is going particularly wild with his dance moves tonight, which is, of course, a plus.
STARS: ****½


AFFECTIONATE FAMILY
girlfriend (ABE) warms to intimacy of (host) & rest of Vogelcheck family

— OH, GOD. Figures that SNL would follow one of the most fun recurring sketches of this era (What Up With That) with one of the most miserable recurring sketches from this era.
— For some reason, it feels kinda odd seeing Kenan participating in the usual man-on-man kissing in this recurring sketch.
— As always, this is fucking insufferable.
STARS: *


THE TIZZLE WIZZLE SHOW
kids program has host, jammies, knives, pills

— Spot-on spoof of typical pre-schooler shows that air on channels like Nick Jr.
— Hilarious dark turn with the sudden involvement of knives, pills, and a glow-in-the-dark murder spree, all being presented in an upbeat, kid-friendly manner.
— Perfect ending, and I love James’ emotional breakdown.
— Overall, short but sweet. A very strong and funny display of dark and disturbing humor.
STARS: ****½


THE MANUEL ORTIZ SHOW
Latin rhythm eclipses infidelity revelation

— The debut of a recurring sketch that I’ve never liked. Damn, between the Affectionate Family and now this (and even The Lawrence Welk Show, as Fred plays the title role of that), how many bad Fred Armisen-starring recurring sketches can one episode feature?
— Only a minute into this sketch, and SNL has already run the “every guest’s entrance and exit features everybody dancing, to the exact same song each time” gag into the fucking ground.
— Something about the way Kenan looks in his walk-on is actually making me laugh, which is more than I can say for the rest of this sketch.
— Ugh, these one-joke dance routines are so increasingly unbearable.
STARS: *½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Uprising”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Jersey Shore’s Snooki (BOM) & The Situation (BIH) are cartoonish Italians

unprepared Garth (FRA) & Kat (KRW) make up holiday songs on the spot

— The debut of Bobby’s memorable Snooki impression.
— Despite being the cliched brash-guy-plays-a-woman trope, and despite the material being thin at some points, Bobby, in typical Bobby Moynihan fashion, is making this role a lot of fun.
— Funny walk-on from Bill as The Situation.
— OH. FUCKING. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! In tonight’s night of debuts, we get the debut of one of THE absolute nadirs not only of this SNL era, but of SNL history: fucking Garth and Kat. (*groan to end all groans*) And I had to open my mouth earlier in this review when I asked “how many bad Fred Armisen-starring recurring sketches can one episode feature?”
— Such self-indulgent bullshit with Fred and Kristen, the designated stars of this season, being given free rein to waste so much airtime with this painfully unfunny improv game routine that’s just an excuse for them to crack each other up on the air. Save this shit for behind the scenes.
STARS: **½


FRAT PLEDGE
mentally-slow fraternity brothers haze pledge (ANS) to learn basic facts

— For some reason, I’m cracking up at the horror music playing at the beginning of this sketch, during the fratboys’ hazing of Andy.
— Feels kinda like they’re revealing the main joke too early, but it’s still making me laugh.
— I love Jason’s performance as a loud, angry, deep-voiced fratboy, another example of Jason perfectly pulling off a Will Ferrell-esque role.
— When this originally aired, I remember it being pointed out by some online SNL fans that James seemed to be drooling throughout this sketch. That’s supported by the fact that, when James claps his hands a single time at one point, Andy has an awkward facial reaction, then, in an ad-lib, wipes something off of the side of his face while smirking out of character. James’ drool apparently got on Andy’s face when James clapped. I’m completely lost on how or why any of this happened. Does James have some kind of drooling disorder or something?
STARS: ***


VINCENT PRICE’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
James Dean (host) visits Vincent Price’s (BIH) 1954 Christmas Special

Marilyn Monroe (ABE) quickly shills for Asbestos

— The usual opening gag with Bill’s Vincent Price being the victim of a special effects failure came off kinda half-assed tonight.
— Kristen reprises her Katharine Hepburn impression from the second installment of this sketch, way back in season 31. Her Hepburn is being utilized much more in tonight’s installment, given that the previous installment her Hepburn appeared in was back when SNL was still experimenting with the format of these Vincent Price sketches and opted to have each guest in that installment make a separate appearance and then immediately leave.
— Unlike in the previous appearances Fred’s Liberace made in these Vincent Price sketches, the gay jokes involving him aren’t working much for me in tonight’s installment, but I always absolutely love Bill-as-Price’s reactions to him.
— They repeat a gag from the very first installment of this sketch, where the commercial break that Bill’s Price throws to ends up being very short, which he angrily questions afterwards.
— I got a big laugh from Kristen’s Hepburn cracking the neck of the raccoon biting her.
— The ending jump scare with a rabies-infested Kristen suddenly popping up in front of the screen while screaming was awfully similar to the ending of the Game Time With Randy And Greg sketch earlier this season.
— This overall sketch was good, but I sadly didn’t find it to be as strong as usual.
STARS: ***½


TREE LOVER
(host) is emotionally attached to evergreens on his Christmas tree lot

— I’m iffy on this premise of James engaging in increasingly detailed conversations with his Christmas trees, though there is something strangely kinda endearing about it. Maybe I’d like this sketch more if it was performed by a host far more adept at pulling off oddball roles, like, say, John Malkovich, Christopher Walken, or Steve Buscemi.
— I remember an online SNL fan back at this time in 2009 saying this sketch had a very season 6 feel. Not sure if I agree with that or not nowadays.
— Kinda tired of all the reaction shots of the straight man characters throughout this sketch whenever James is talking to a Christmas tree. Maybe I wouldn’t mind it if this wasn’t an SNL era that relied too heavily on cutting to people’s silent reaction shots whenever someone is doing something weird.
— Don’t care for the gag at the end with a tree actually talking back to James.
STARS: **


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Starlight”


OFFICE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
businessmen Carl, Jerry, (host) choose dildos for office Christmas gifts

— The third and final appearance of Will and Bill’s Carl and Jerry characters, a.k.a. the Fart Face guys.
— Is James supposed to be playing the same character Alec Baldwin previously played in the second installment of this sketch? Both James and Alec’s characters are named Troy, and both hosts wear the same wig.
— The visual of that ridiculous tiny toupee on Will’s forehead always cracks me up in these sketches.
— I always love Will’s delivery of “Carol, hold my caaaallllls!” in these sketches.
— All the dildo talk is very dumb, but is having me laughing out loud due to the solid execution and delivery. While this, to me, still doesn’t compare to the original Fart Face sketch these characters appeared in, it’s still better than their appearance from the preceding season’s Alec Baldwin episode.
— What the hell happened to the camera all of a sudden? While James is angrily saying “What a freakin’ fart face!”, the camera accidentally cuts to a close-up of a silent Bill instead of James, then the screen malfunctions and turns green, then turns gray, then cuts to a random close-up of a silent Will. Very odd.
— Fred has appeared in almost EVERY SINGLE SKETCH tonight.
— What was with the very abrupt ending? Was that even an ending??? This sketch just randomly faded to black after Will, Bill, and James yelled a whole bunch of stuff at Fred.
STARS: ****


MARK WAHLBERG TALKS TO CHRISTMAS ANIMALS
Mark Wahlberg (ANS) talks to a sheep, a partridge, a snowman, Rudolph

— Adding to my confusion over how abruptly the preceding Office Christmas Presents sketch faded to black, it’s immediately followed by this Mark Wahlberg sketch opening with a taped(?) Don Pardo voice-over saying “This has been Mark Wahlberg Talks to Christmas Animals”, as if the sketch is ending instead of beginning. What the hell is going ON?!? Tonight’s episode has gotten really sloppy these last two sketches.
— The first installment of this sketch is a classic, but, yeah, not sure we needed a follow-up. This doesn’t seem like that type of thing that’ll work as a recurring sketch.
— Andy’s execution is still solid, like it was in the first installment of this sketch, but the material is leaving a little to be desired.
— Hmm, all of a sudden, Andy now seems to be rushing through this. He’s also blatantly staring at the cue cards this entire sketch, which he didn’t (noticeably) do in the first installment.
— The ending almost got cut off, and they seemed to be in a big hurry to fade to the SNL bumper photo of James Franco. Yeah, they definitely rushed through this sketch. The show must be running long. I wonder if this is also the reason why the preceding Office Christmas Presents sketch ended so abruptly. I also wonder if this is why Andy blatantly stared at the cue cards all throughout this Walhberg sketch, as perhaps a lot of lines in this sketch were removed at LITERALLY the very last minute so they could squeeze this sketch in.
STARS: **½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A pretty meh Christmas episode, despite some good things. Further hurting this episode was the fact that we got quite a number of wretched recurring material (The Lawrence Welk Show, Affectionate Family, The Manuel Ortiz Show, Garth and Kat), all of which just so happened to star Fred Armisen and/or Kristen Wiig.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
The Tizzle Wizzle Show
What Up With That?
Office Christmas Presents
Vincent Price’s Christmas Special
Frat Pledge
Mark Wahlberg Talks To Christmas Animals
Monologue
Weekend Update
Tree Lover
The Lawrence Welk Show
The Manuel Ortiz Show
Affectionate Family


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Taylor Lautner)
a very slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
We enter a new decade. Charles Barkley hosts the first SNL of the 2010s.