November 21, 1992 – Sinbad / Sade (S18 E7)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLD OPENING
depressed George Bush (DAC) gives Bill Clinton (PHH) a White House tour

— A great passing of the torch between presidential impressions, and a fun use of Dana and Phil’s chemistry.
— Phil-as-Clinton’s claims of “I can feel your pain!” are really funny.
— Amusing bit from Bush about his unsuccessful attempts to get photographic proof Hillary Clinton being a lesbian.
— A lot of laughs from Clinton trying to get Bush to open up, and Bush eventually breaking down over the fact that he’s a one-termer, crying “I’m a Jimmy Carter!”
STARS: ****½


MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about how to act around Dracula

— For some reason, I love his very 1992-looking shirt.
— Very funny stand-up so far with almost non-stop laughs. I particularly like all of his questioning of cliches in Dracula movies.
STARS: ****


THE CLUCKIN’ CHICKEN
Clucky’s head narrates as his body is turned into food

— Second episode in a row with a fake ad that’s always been one of my favorites.
— Fun voice work by Adam here.
— I love Clucky happily detailing the process of how he’s cooked as we’re shown the disgusting visuals.
STARS: *****


THE GLORIA BRIGADE
gay Civil War unit has dinner with black soldiers

 

— Lots of gay stereotypes here, but this is being executed well and I feel these characters are coming off likable.
— Farley’s irate delivery of “I’ve been cookiiing… all morniiing!” made me laugh.
— Funny how Kevin’s character always manages to find away to say “There’s no need to be snippy; we’re all under the same pressure” in every situation.
— Good ending with a confused Tim conflicted over which unit he belongs to: the black one or the gay one.
STARS: ***½


BLACK MOTORIST TODAY
guests discuss how to avoid harassment by troopers

— I like how Rock is cast as himself here.
— Rob is particularly funny in this with his amiable delivery of racial statements, especially him saying that, regarding black people, the police are always going to find something in their car, no matter what.
— Kinda surprised by how short this overall sketch was.
STARS: ***½


DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “No Ordinary Love”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Hollywood Minute- DAS skewers celebrities that annoy him
KEN joins in while ADS plays guitar & sings “The Turkey Song”

 

— Good random bit with Kevin doing a “dramatization” of a news story with the use of dark lighting and a very dramatic delivery.
— Some really good one-liners throughout David’s Hollywood Minute commentary tonight, such as the “Hi, I was skinny for 10 minutes” line about Oprah, the “Why the long face?” question towards Ric Ocasek, the whole bit about Hammer, and David passing up the opportunity of a Milli Vanilli joke because it’s “too easy”.
— Kevin introduces Adam’s commentary by saying this is the start of what they hope will be a Weekend Update tradition where every Thanksgiving, a cast member composes and sings an original song for the holiday. I wonder if they were serious about that idea at the time, because as we know now, nothing ever became of it. It would instead start a tradition of Adam doing guitar songs on Update for various holidays. And what better way for that tradition to start than with the now-legendary Turkey Song?
— Very catchy melody to Adam’s Turkey Song, especially the key change in the middle.
— Fun random, irrelevant lyrics throughout the Turkey Song, especially “Can’t believe Tyson gave that girl VD.”
— Now the Turkey Song has gotten even more fun with Kevin joining in.
— The overall Turkey Song was fantastic, and was a great inaugural Update guitar song for Adam. Strong way to end tonight’s Update too. It’s very rare in this era for Update to end with a guest commentary.
STARS: ***½


SUPERMAN’S FUNERAL
superheroes pay their last respects at Superman’s funeral

 

— This is immediately coming off as a very fun sketch. Kinda of a spiritual successor to the also-fun and memorable superhero party sketch from the Margot Kidder episode in the original era.
— I love Al Franken’s Lex Luthor dropping his sorrowful act and admitting he’s glad Superman is dead and that “This should be a great year for me.”
— Good bit showing Lois Lane being oblivious as to why Clark Kent hasn’t shown up at Superman’s funeral.
— Very funny cutaway to Robert Smigel as Penguin seemingly doing his trademark laugh, only to reveal he’s actually crying.
— Hilarious turn with Sinbad crashing the funeral as Black Lightning and nobody there having any idea who he is.
— Tom Davis accidentally addresses Spider Man as “Superman” at first, before correcting himself. I’m not sure if they fix that in reruns or not.
— Great bit with Hulk putting on glasses and suddenly speaking perfectly when reading from his written speech.
— Funny reveal of Black Lightning sneakily stealing from the bowl of shrimp when all the other heroes are leaving in a hurry.
— Nice comic book animation ending.
STARS: *****


AT HOME WITH MONICA / BLACULA / GILLIGAN’S BIOSPHERE
At Home With Monica- tennis star Seles (MEH) grunts around the house
Bram Stoker’s Blacula (host)- a new version of the blaxploitation classic
Gilligan’s (DAC) Biosphere- Skipper (CHF) & castaways live in a bubble

— Melanie imitating Monica Seles’ loud, unique tennis grunting sounds while performing simple tasks is cracking me up.
— Funny touch with Blacula playing a slow jam on the stereo to woo Ellen.
— Very unique and fun structure to this sketch with all the different shows they’re cutting back and forth to.
— Phil as the professor from Gilligan’s Island is perfect casting from a physical standpoint.
— Farley’s arms noticeably have a faint greenish color to them here. Obviously, they weren’t able to wash off all the Hulk makeup in time for this sketch.
— Farley’s impression of Skipper is freakin’ hilarious.
STARS: ***½


THE DARK SIDE WITH NAT X
Joe Jackson (host) reacts to TV movie about Jackson family

— This ends up being the final installment of this sketch during Rock’s tenure as a cast member, not counting when they bring it back during his 1996 hosting stint.
— Great intro to Joe Jackson’s interview: “My first guest is the envy of most men in America because he is known to have slept with Janet Jackson. Please welcome her father, Joe Jackson.”
— Nat X to Joe Jackson: “Sit yo ‘I don’t believe in birth control’ ass down!”
— I like how Joe’s “talents” that Nat brings up turn out to be about Joe’s ability to beat his kids.
— Funny visual of Joe punching out Sandman.
— What was with Rock’s delayed reaction to getting punched in the face?
— An unusually short Nat X sketch overall. Felt like it should’ve had more to it, especially considering how well the sketch had been going.
STARS: ***½


DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Cherish The Day”


THE PROUD PATTERSONS
overacting dramatizes the black condition

— Nice to see the underused Chris Rock in so many sketches tonight for a change, especially given how many episodes he’s sat out this season so far (including the previous week’s Michael Keaton episode). Rock is having easily the biggest night of his entire SNL tenure. A little sad that all it took for that to happen was SNL having a black host, as it means Rock will most likely go right back to being severely underused after this.
— Very funny performances from everyone, and good execution of this concept.
— Good contrast between Tim and the rest of the family, with Tim being the only one who doesn’t approach everything in an overdramatic manner.
STARS: ***½


OFFICE THANKSGIVING PARTY
at an office Thanksgiving party, (host) translates for friend (DAC)

 

— Funny format with various people coming up to Sinbad making increasingly dirty-sounding vague references to past encounters, only for Sinbad to clarify to a confused Dana what innocent thing they were really talking about.
— Adam steals the sketch with a hilariously random usage of what’s known to some SNL fans as his “abbie doobie” routine (a spelling that comes from a Celebrity Jeopardy sketch where Jimmy Fallon plays Adam).
— Good follow-up to the Adam bit, with Tim (who, like Rock, has refreshingly been having an unusually busy night tonight) entering and doing the exact same thing Adam did, only for Sinbad to reveal that he’s just making fun of Adam’s character.
— Solid ending with Sinbad having no translation for Kevin’s long, crazy spiel.
STARS: ****


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very fun and consistently good episode. I enjoyed everything in it and, while it certainly wasn’t what I would call a classic episode, it had an atmosphere throughout that I loved. Sinbad added to the fun vibe of this episode with his solid performances.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS

 


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Michael Keaton)
a slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Tom Arnold, filling in for the originally scheduled host Gary Oldman, who was even announced by Don Pardo tonight in a bumper promoting the next episode’s guests.

We also get the return of cast member Mike Myers, after being on hiatus all season so far filming So I Married an Axe Murderer.

December 14, 1985 – Tom Hanks / Sade (S11 E5)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLD OPENING
Entertainment Tonight- Brooke Shields (JOC), George Michael (RDJ), others

 

— Right at the beginning of his first SNL appearance, Tom Hanks is ALREADY coming off funny by humorously vocalizing along to the Entertainment Tonight theme song.
— The cutaway to Terry nodding (in drag, of course) made me laugh.
— The various inane polls are pretty funny.
— The repeated cutaways to the same shot of Terry nodding reminds me of the joke they always did with Harry Shearer’s Robin Leach in the preceding season.
— I’ve always liked the part with Anthony, on the set of his movie “Out of Bounds”, explaining that the reason he wasn’t in the previous week’s SNL episode is because his parents grounded him. A good way to get humor out of Anthony’s absurdly young age for an SNL cast member. Also, this ends up being Anthony’s only appearance tonight, meaning he wasn’t there live in the studio that week either.
— I got a big laugh from Tom doing a sad vocalization of the Entertainment Tonight theme during the in-memoriam part.
— Okay, the constant cutaways to Terry nodding are gradually losing their humor.
— Boy, this cold opening is long. They seem to be going out of their way to work in every cast member.
— Okay, the “Terry nodding” cutaway has made me laugh again, only because of the absurdity of how it was shown during an interview with Terry playing another role (Joan Collins).
— Overall, parts of this could’ve been better, but this had a fun energy that I really liked.
STARS: ***


OPENING MONTAGE
— Finally, after the overly-simplistic, low-budget, still-photos opening montage used in the prior episodes from this season, we get a new live-action montage.

 

— The opening overhead shot of the city (first screencap above) is different from the one that would be shown in the modified version of this montage in this season’s subsequent episodes.
— Dennis casually hopping onto the back of a passing garbage truck has always been my favorite part of this montage.
— The text showing the cast members’ names looks a bit different from how it would soon look in the modified version of this montage in later episodes. In tonight’s montage, the lettering of the cast’s names aren’t bolded, which makes some of them kinda hard to read, especially in Danitra’s shot (third-to-last screencap above).
— For the first time in SNL history, the host isn’t the first person announced in an opening montage. Starting tonight, the repertory cast is announced first, then the host, then the rest of the night’s guests, and then lastly, the featured players.
— Overall, a solid set of opening credits, and I like the unique format, showing the perspective of the host traveling in a limo from the airport to Rockefeller Center.


MONOLOGUE
host wants to watch himself on TV while doing the monologue

— Lots of good little lines from Tom so far.
— Funny how he’s achieving his desire to watch himself on TV while hosting SNL by excitedly looking at himself in the monitor.
— The compact mirror bit has made this even funnier.
— Overall, a good first monologue for Tom Hanks, and he handled this with ease.
STARS: ***½


TROJANS
a message about the importance of freedom from Trojans

— The sudden Trojans reveal at the end after all the noble freedom talk was pretty funny.
STARS: ***


LIARS
Tommy Flanagan & brother Earl (host) visit mom (NOD) for the holidays

— Interesting premise, showing Tommy Flanagan’s family.
— Jon’s mention of Pathological Liars Anonymous receives some scattered recognition applause from the audience.
— I like Nora listing off various lies of Tommy Flanagan’s childhood, all of which Nora believes as true.
— Good casting of Hanks as Tommy Flanagan’s similarly-lying brother.
— I like Jon and Tom ganging up on Robert, calling him out as a liar. I remember in my first viewing of this sketch years ago, I hated Robert’s part because I had felt that he ruined the flow of the sketch, from the great chemistry we were seeing between Jon, Tom, and Nora, and I felt that Robert couldn’t measure up to their solid performances. Watching this sketch again now, I see that I was too harsh on Robert back then. He’s fine in this sketch and isn’t “ruining” anything.
— Pretty solid sketch overall.
STARS: ***½


THE PAT STEVENS SHOW
how to hail a cab; Louis Farrakhan (DAW) cries

— Man, between Tommy Flanagan and Pat Stevens, this season has been relying on the same recurring sketches an awful lot so far (and it only gets worse as the season goes on).
— Pat Stevens’ cab-hailing demonstration was okay, but not as funny as her past demonstrations in prior installments of this sketch.
— Damon as Farrakhan: “I like a woman so black, she’s blue! With blonde hair.”
— Haha, Damon clearly keeps trying not to crack up throughout this sketch. He keeps lowering his head whenever he starts smirking.
— Damon’s emotional breakdown was pretty funny.
— Funny bit with Nora-as-Pat’s reaction to the napkin that Damon blew his nose into.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest sings “Is It A Crime”


WEEKEND UPDATE
DEM tries to explain the GE-RCA-NBC merger with a fridge, dog, peacock
DEM’s Sports Fantasy- fulfilled wish to be a boxing referee goes wrong

 

— This is the second Weekend Update in a row to use a famous TV/movie theme during the Update intro (we get the Mission: Impossible theme tonight), which makes me wonder if I was wrong in my last episode review where I said it’s not until next season where it becomes a weekly thing for each of Dennis’ Updates to open with a different song.
— The bit with Dennis breaking down the G.E./RCA merger using toys is pretty funny, especially his various ad-libbed side comments.
— Even though it got a good audience reaction, I didn’t like Dennis’ corny Sardi’s joke.
— Dennis’ mini-rant about record censorship labels was okay and made a good point, even though I normally abhor preachiness in comedy.
— Hmm, a follow-up to the “Dennis Miller’s Sports Fantasy” bit from the season premiere.
— Tonight’s Sports Fantasy segment is basically using the same joke of the first one, presenting stock footage of a real sports injury as something that happens to the Sports Fantasy participant. This one wasn’t as funny.
— I did like Dennis’ funny comments about the Sports Fantasy participant during the live outtro.
— I didn’t get the punchline of the “alternate ending to Clue” joke. Maybe because I haven’t seen that movie in ages.
— Loved the Bernard Goetz joke.
— No guest commentaries in tonight’s overall Update. One of the things I like about this season’s revamped version of the news is that it’s been light on guest commentaries so far, which is refreshing after I’ve had to deal with the Ebersol era being so overly reliant on guest commentaries, often focusing far more on them than on the actual news jokes from the anchorperson.
STARS: ***


FANTASY
(host) has thought about what life will be like after his wife (JOC) dies

— You can already tell this sketch is going to get good just from Tom’s “Well… here’s something…” in response to Joan saying that nothing about Tom’s fantasies will shock her.
— Great line with Tom bluntly telling Joan “I sometimes have this fantasy that… you die.”
— I love how overly detailed and lecherous Tom’s fantasy is getting.
— Good facial reactions from Joan as well.
— Also some humor out of Tom trying to downplay how often he thinks about Joan’s death.
— Funny breakdown from Terry after accidentally stabbing Joan.
— Great ending.
— An overall fantastic sketch that was so perfect for Tom Hanks. Reportedly, this sketch was originally attempted with every male host this season (well, I’m guessing not Pee-Wee) prior to Hanks, but always kept getting cut after read-through. Definitely a good thing in hindsight that it didn’t make it on the air until Hanks came along. Lithgow would’ve been fine in this sketch, but probably not quite up to Hanks’ level. And as for Chevy? NO. Well, I admit 1975 Chevy probably would’ve killed with this sketch, but certainly not 1985 Chevy.
STARS: ****½


STAND-UPS
stand-up comics (host), (JOL), (DAW) do observational humor backstage

— I’m really liking the Jerry Seinfeld-esque delivery from Tom and Jon.
— Great addition with Damon now getting involved in the Seinfeld-esque musings.
— Genuinely funny observational humor here, especially the Miami Vice part.
— A strong, fun sketch overall.
STARS: ****


STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright [real] does stand-up & sings a song about his girlfriend

— Our first (and only, I think) returning stand-up guest performer from the Ebersol era.
— Some of my favorite random one-liners so far tonight are the ones about his girlfriend doing her nails with white-out, him asking what’s another word for thesaurus, and his revelation that he stole all the erasers to all the miniature golf pencils in the world.
— Nice change of pace with him doing a guitar song now.
— I love the (false) title to the song about his girlfriend: “They’ll Find Her When The Leaves Blow Away, Cuz I’m Not Raking Till The Spring”.
— Another one-liner that made me howl was the whole bit about his girlfriend having poison ivy on the brain.
— Great explanation of how having sex with his girlfriend is like being at a concert.
STARS: ****


HOLIDAY MOMS
(NOD) & (JOC) take a break from shopping for their kids’ Christmas toys

— Some pretty funny realistic humor here during Nora and Joan’s conversation.
— I’m surprised this sketch ended as early as it did.
— An overall decent slice-of-life piece with good performances from Joan and (especially) Nora. I can easily picture this sketch being done with Gilda and Jane in the original era.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest sings “The Sweetest Taboo”


FISHERMEN
fishermen (host) & (RAQ) react after the sea gives them a treasure chest

— Some laughs from Tom and Randy’s angry Italian gestures when “cursing” the sea.
— Half of Randy’s fake mustache has peeled off, causing him to start laughing.
— Haha, Randy’s mustache is now gradually coming off even more. This is causing the audience to laugh through Randy’s long speech right now. This sketch is getting completely derailed in a good way.
— Good ad-lib with Randy’s “I think I can hear the sea laughing already”.
— The very end of this sketch seemed to get cut off in the live version I’m reviewing. The show must’ve been running late.
— Overall, thank god for that mustache blooper, because this sketch would’ve been pretty much completely worthless without it.
STARS: **


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS:
— Another great episode, which makes this three in a row now. Aside from the weak final sketch, the segments in this episode ranged from good to fantastic. And just from this episode, you can see why Tom Hanks would go on to be one of SNL’s greatest recurring hosts of all-time.
— The fact that we’ve now had three very solid episodes in a row must’ve lulled then-current viewers into a false sense of security, making them think that after a slow first two episodes, this season has officially taken off and things are going to be alright. Unfortunately, it doesn’t last. The trouble this season was in during the first two episodes soon returns.


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (John Lithgow):
— a slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW:

Teri Garr hosts the Christmas episode