January 28, 1989 – Tony Danza / John Hiatt and The Goners (S14 E11)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLD OPENING
after unsuccessful electrocution, Ted Bundy (DAC) discusses energy issues

— Excellent opening visual of Dana as a post-electrocution Ted Bundy.
— I like how he’s acting as an advocate for electricity.
— Good trick with the lightbulb turning on in his hand.
— Bundy: “As we head into the next decade… or as YOU head into the decade…”
STARS: ***½


OPENING MONTAGE
— For some reason, the rerun version I’m watching of this episode uses SNL’s 15th anniversary logo in the opening montage (screencap below), despite the fact that this is the FOURTEENTH season. SNL doesn’t start commemorating their 15th anniversary until the following season.


MONOLOGUE
host bypasses the jokes & goes straight to tap-dancing

— There’s the obligatory tap-dancing routine, which he precedes by admitting he knows it’s expected.
— Nothing else to say about this monologue.
STARS: **½


CARBON PAPER
— Rerun


DA WAR OF DA WOILDS
The Brooklyn Academy of Fine Art presents Da War Of Da Woilds

— As a New Yorker who spent most of his childhood in Brooklyn, I love this concept.
— Funny use of “fonkin’” as a fake swear word. I’m glad the old Comedy Central copy I’m watching of this episode isn’t the infamous censored version, which bleeps out all uses of the word “fonkin” because censors at the time felt it sounded too close to the real f-word.
— I like how all the characters are speaking in wiseguy accents, even the president and his aide.
— Funny how the exterior shot of a college is subtitled “Some big shot college” and then adding “where Einstein is at” in parenthesis.
— Ha, we even get a Brooklyn-ized Albert Einstein.
— Dana’s voice sounds like a bit of a variation of his John Travolta impression.
— During the Brooklyn-ized headlines about the martian invasion, I like the non-sequitur with one of the headlines reading “Mets Sweep Double-Header!”
— The map background on the news set that Nora is reporting from resembles Colin Quinn’s Weekend Update set that would later be used in seasons 24 and 25.
— Love the “joims” bit.
— All characters in unison: “Fonkin’ A!”
STARS: ****


JESUS CHRIST CELEBRITY
Jesus (PHH) & other famous prophets are spotted at a celebrity restaurant

— I like Jan and Victoria casually treating a random Jesus Christ sighting as just a normal celebrity sighting.
— The debut of Phil’s portrayal of Jesus, which would go on to make some very memorable appearances over the years.
— Jon showing up as the president of the Jewish Student Association is pretty funny, especially how he’s more excited to meet Moses than Jesus.
— I love Phil’s overly calm-and-collected delivery as Jesus.
— For some reason, I liked hearing Jon talking in real Yiddish at the end of his scene.
— I guess I still haven’t gotten used to Mike Myers now being in the cast, because I almost did a double-take when he showed up at the end of this sketch in a bit role as a busboy.
STARS: ***½


AS WORLD TURN
Tarzan learns that Jane (VIJ) has been seeing Frankenstein

— Nice use of Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein.
— Funny little gag with Tonto rhythmically knocking on Tarzan’s door to the beat of that “ooga chagga” tune.
— I liked Tonto’s angry “Wake up, smell coffee!” line.
— Very funny part with Frankenstein grunting in a high-pitched voice over the phone to pass himself off as a woman.
— Even though Dana’s just playing a normal character, Dana seems to be doing an unintentional Jay Leno impression. The voice is uncanny.
— For some reason, I loved Frankenstein saying “Fire… GOOD!” when pulling a huge gun on Tonto.
STARS: ****


MAYDENFORM
host onomatopoeically relates his thoughts on lingerie

— Tony’s sudden “Boom-bada-boom-bada-boom!” made me laugh just for its randomness.
— Okay, he’s staring to return to the “Boom-bada-boom-bada-boom!”s too often.
— I did like the “Forget her personality” line.
STARS: **


SING ALONG
Tonto, Tarzan, Frankenstein sing “Oh, Suzanna”

— Ha, good to see another one of these, even though I thought they only did these for holidays. Though now that I think of it, I just remembered they later do a rendition of “We Are the World” in the Quincy Jones-hosted episode from the following season.
— I like Tonto trying to make the whole audience sing along.
STARS: ****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Paper Thin”


STAKEOUT
during a stakeout, (PHH) remains undercover while being attacked

— Some good laughs from Kevin and Tony’s advice to an undercover officer, and their descriptions of what the suspect behind him is doing.
— Kevin, to the undercover officer: “Okay, he’s jumped up on your back. Don’t let on that you know.”
— Good part with the undercover officer entering the stakeout room while getting beat up by the suspect, leading to Kevin and Tony panickedly hiding their own faces with newspapers.
— I like Kevin and Tony’s “Ooh!”s whenever something particularly violent happens to the undercover officer off-camera.
STARS: ***½


PROPOSAL
(host) asks upper class woman (VIJ) to leave her husband (PHH) for him

— I loved the reveal that the girl who Tony wants to propose to is Phil’s wife of 15 years.
— Just when I was starting to think the sketch was fizzling out, we get a sudden funny twist with Tony turning out to be an escaped mental patient.
— Tony to Phil: “Just because I’m insane, that makes you better than me?!?”
STARS: ***


JOE MONTANA TRIBUTE
sincere guy Stu (Joe Montana) interferes with bone-jumping plans {rerun}

— Okay, it made sense when they did an encore presentation for Roy Orbison earlier this season, considering he passed away, and it certainly makes sense when they later do an encore presentation at the end of this season when Gilda Radner passes. But doing an encore presentation for the still-living Joe Montana just because he had a great NFL season and recently won the Super Bowl??? Really, SNL?
— Still, I guess I can’t complain too much about getting to see this classic sketch again, and it’s interesting to find out that even just two years after it originally aired, it was ALREADY recognized as a classic.
— If SNL really wanted to celebrate Montana having a great NFL season, they should’ve gotten him to host again. He’s one of the few athlete hosts who I wouldn’t have minded hosting a second time.


WEEKEND UPDATE
letter to a schoolkid shows Dan Quayle’s familiar with education problems
Jeane Dixon (NOD) makes some qualified predictions for 1989
some excerpts of small talk heard on the World Leader Chat Line
Stuart Rankin (MIM) is upset with Americans’ Scottish stereotypes

— About time Weekend Update showed up. I wonder why it was shoved into such an unusually late time slot in this Comedy Central rerun I’m watching.
— Dennis’ attempt at a Jimmy Stewart impression was very funny.
— Funny bit with Dan Quayle’s response to a child’s letter.
— Interesting voice on Nora’s Jeane Dixon. Sounds very different from Mary Gross’ Jeane Dixon impression back in season 10. I’m assuming Nora’s going for an actual imitation of Dixon’s voice, while Mary was probably just going for a characterization.
— Hmm, Nora’s Dixon addresses rumors of Don Johnson and (recent SNL host) Melanie Griffith expecting a baby. I wonder if that’s the same baby that turned out to be future actress and one-time SNL host Dakota Johnson.
— Some pretty funny name mix-ups from Nora’s Dixon, but the rest of her overall segment was fairly forgettable.
— The World Leader Chat Line segment reminds me of the Businessman Chat Line sketch from earlier this season (both logos are even written in the same font and style), though I guess they’re both a parody of the same real-life commercial.
— Mike Myers in his very first big role!
— The debut of Mike’s Stuart Rankin character. Rankin has a more generic look in this first appearance and is missing the gray hair and outfit he’d later have in the All Things Scottish sketches.
— I’m liking Mike’s anger here, as well as his mockery of Scottish TV personalities in America.
— A decent overall commentary from Mike, though the audience response was fairly lukewarm. The audience was probably thinking to themselves “Who is this new guy? Why aren’t we seeing Carvey or Lovitz out there doing a character?” Fast-forward to 1993 when Mike is one of the most popular current cast members, and the audience would spend an Update commentary from a newbie like Jay Mohr thinking to themselves “Who is this new guy? Why aren’t we seeing Myers or Sandler out there doing a character?”
— Fairly long Update tonight. Maybe that’s why it was buried so late in this Comedy Central rerun. CC used to annoyingly do the same thing to particularly long editions of Update (or “Saturday Night News”, rather) during the Ebersol era.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Slow Turning”


WHAT
(host) & other diner patrons communicate via defensive-sounding queries

— I’m liking how all the dialogue is just “Whaddaya (insert rest of question here)?” questions.
— Interesting little sketch overall. I enjoyed the unique structure.
STARS: ***


GOODNIGHTS

— Tony: “Mike Myers had his first shot tonight; I think he did swell.” Interesting shoutout for our newbie. I know some SNL fans find Tony’s mention of Mike getting his first shot tonight to be confusing, as this is actually Mike’s second episode, but I assume Tony meant this was the first night that Mike got a big role that allowed him to show his chops. After all, Mike’s only appearance in his first episode was just a small straight role in the I Will Not Be Mocked sketch.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Fairly solid episode. The first half of the episode was especially strong, and I didn’t find anything weak in tonight’s overall episode except for the two solo Tony Danza pieces (monologue and Maydenform). Aside from those two pieces, Tony Danza was an okay host, even though there was a sameness to most of his roles (then again, he’s never been known to stretch as an actor).


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (John Malkovich)
a slight step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Ted Danson

April 19, 1986 – Tony Danza / Laurie Anderson (S11 E15)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLD OPENING
RAQ’s Vietnam tale scares gung-ho AMH & RDJ out of wanting to go to Libya

— Robert and Anthony’s committed attitudes towards joining the army are pretty funny.
— I like the turn this is taking with the sudden darkened lighting and ceiling fan shadow as Randy’s telling his war story.
— Good reveal that Randy’s disturbing war story just turns out to be a screenplay he’s working on.
— Pretty solid cold opening overall.
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE
host tells a few jokes & tap-dances to “42nd Street”

— Meh at the gag with Tony’s Italian family turning out to be the entire studio audience.
— This overall monologue was all over the place and had no focus. Tony came off likable enough, though.
STARS: **


LYNDON LA ROUCHE THEATRE
Henry Kissinger (ALF) & host conspire

— A lot of funny lines during Randy’s intro, especially his mention of “the evil homosexual Henry Kissinger” as well as “the most evil man of the 20th century: Walter Mondale.”
— Good use of Al Franken, and nice to see his Kissinger impression back from season 5.
— Amusing interactions between Al and Tony.
— On paper, I would think Joan as a goofy Queen Elizabeth is a case of bad miscasting, but she’s actually giving a surprisingly funny performance in this role.
— Jon’s childlike portrayal of Prince Charles is a lot funnier than his more straight-laced take on him from the season premiere.
— Overall, a pretty fun sketch with a lot of silly humor. Felt uncharacteristic for this season.
STARS: ***½


30 COUNTS
a 30-second count rule prolongs a bout between boxers (AMH) & (host)

— The 30-second count premise is pretty funny.
— I’m really enjoying Jon’s performance as the fight commentator.
— Some good laughs from how Tony’s training video package keeps getting abruptly cut off whenever the fight is ready to continue.
— Decent sketch overall.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Baby Doll”


BIG TIME PROFESSIONAL GOLF
upcoming matches are promoted wrestling-style

— A lot of sports sketches so far tonight.
— The premise of a golf promo being presented in a WWF-esque trash-talk manner was initially pretty funny when it started with Randy’s promo, but it’s losing its humor with the subsequent promos by other golfers.
— Could’ve done without Anthony’s overly-hammy performance, even if this sketch called for it.
STARS: **


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
(JOC)’s pillow talk checks whether (host) loves her unconditionally

— Some laughs from Tony’s goofiness in his romantic sweet-talking to Joan.
— Haha, I’m really liking all of Joan’s oddly-specific scenarios when asking Tony if he would still love her if she had certain oddities about her.
— Interesting turn with Joan making it seem like she’s been cheating on Tony.
— Overall, a funny, well-written, and charming sketch, and Joan gave her second surprisingly strong performance of the night.
STARS: ****


WEEKEND UPDATE
Weekend Update Dancers demonstrate the IRS tax-time “Kiss”
Babette gets excited while discussing the use of French airspace
satellite feed shows Rock-’em Sock-’em robots aping Spinks-Holmes fight
DEM demonstrates his unique talent- holding a 45 rpm record with his lips

 

— Already a good laugh right from the beginning, with Dennis starting Update with “Welcome to all, unless of course you happen to be French, in which case, go to hell.”
— (*groan*) After mercifully getting a break from them in the last episode, here we have the return of the pointless Weekend Update Dancers.
— Nora’s overall Babette commentary tonight was an improvement over her underwhelming first one from earlier this season. Her acting out an increasingly-heated romantic phone conversation between America and France was fairly entertaining, well-performed, and had a decent payoff.
— The Larry Holmes/Leon Spinks boxing “clip” turning out to just be a video of Rock’em Sock’em Robots felt like a gag straight out of Joe Piscopo’s playbook.
— Tonight’s overall Update had too many average jokes from Dennis, though he ended on a good note by randomly demonstrating how he’s different from other newsmen by doing a silly mouth trick with a 45 rpm record.
STARS: ***


NANCY’S WORKOUT
Nancy Reagan (TES) demonstrates her fitness regimen to trainer (host)

— I like Terry’s walk as Nancy, which appears to be a new addition to his impression.
— Some good lines about Barbara Bush.
— Fun turn with Terry’s Nancy exercising/dancing wildly to the songs “Maniac”, “I’m So Excited”, etc.
— Another amusing visual, this time with Terry’s Nancy successfully lifting a huge barbell.
— Pretty fun sketch overall.
STARS: ***½


PENN AND TELLER
Penn & Teller [real] perform serpentine version of sawing-a-woman-in-half

 

— Funny reveal that Penn and Teller’s “lovely female assistant” is a live snake.
— Whoa at the announcement that they’re about to snip the snake in half.
— LOL, holy hell at the snake bleeding when being cut in half. No idea how Penn and Teller are pulling off that illusion, but I’m impressed.
— I’m surprised this has ended already. This was a lot shorter and simpler than Penn and Teller’s usual acts, but it was still pretty entertaining even if not as strong as their usual work.
STARS: ***


MASTER THESPIAN
Master Thespian tells about the time he performed for the Queen

— The appearance of this character makes me realize that we refreshingly haven’t seen Tommy Flanagan at all tonight, for the first in a LONG time.
— Some good stuff here as usual so far, especially the part with Master Thespian acting out being hit.
— Much like the Penn and Teller segment that preceded this, I’m surprised by how short and simple this overall sketch ended up being, just featuring Jon as the only performer, speaking directly to the camera the whole time. Jon gave a strong Master Thespian performance as usual, and there were laughs to be had, but this installment was very unmemorable.
STARS: ***


WACKY GLUE
the extreme adhesive properties of Wacky Glue outlast spokesman (RAQ)

— This is actually a rerun from one of the first few episodes of this season, but I never got a chance to review it back then since it was cut from my copy of that episode.
— Great reveal with the skull of a now-dead Randy STILL having the board glued to it.
— Overall, this was pretty solid and I liked the way it escalated and how we were shown Randy’s character through the decades.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Day The Devil”


THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF BIFF AND SALENA
at bar’s open mike night, Biff gains confidence to do “butt dancing” song

— Uh-oh, the return of these baffling characters from the Jay Leno episode.
— Nice use of G.E. Smith and T-Bone Wolk at the beginning.
— Pretty funny song from Danitra.
— Even without having seen the live version of tonight’s episode, I can tell the rerun version I’m watching of this sketch is definitely using the typical season 11 practice of sweetening audience reactions. The canned laughter in certain portions of this sketch is quite obvious. There’s no way the real audience is laughing THAT much at some of this material (like when Biff introduces himself onstage and dedicates his song to Salena).
— A surprisingly good singing voice from Jon, and it’s somewhat impressive he can sing that well while still doing that overbite thing with his teeth that he always does as this Biff character.
— Fun turn with the Butt Dance musical number that Jon’s performing.
— Overall, an improvement over the previous Biff & Salena sketch. Not much on laughs here, and the first half was slow, but the sketch became entertaining once the Butt Dance number started.
STARS: ***


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS:
— Not bad for this season’s standards. While this wasn’t a particularly strong episode by any means, the sketches had a fun vibe, two of them featured better writing than we’re used to seeing this season (Unconditional Love and Lyndon La Rouche Theatre), and there was a low amount of flops. For any normal season, this would just be a run-of-the-mill average episode, but for this season, it was pretty good.


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Oprah Winfrey):
— a step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW:

Catherine Oxenberg and Paul Simon