April 13, 2013 – Vince Vaughn / Miguel (S38 E18)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

GUN CONTROL PRESS CONFERENCE
senators Joe Manchin (JAS) & Pat Toomey (BIH) offer weak gun legislation

— This pairing of Bill and Jason feels a little significant in hindsight, knowing we’re pretty much in the homestretch of their SNL tenure.
— I like Bill’s casual shrug when hearing he’s going to lose his job.
— A pretty funny bit about none of these gun restrictions applying to Florida.
— Good delivery from Bill on his “So, in summary…uh…you’re welcome???”
— Jay’s habit of flubbing his lines rears its head once again, with him having a rough time getting through his last few lines before his LFNY.
STARS: ***


MONOLOGUE
host leaves the stage to enlist individual audience members’ support

— Right out of the gate, Vince Vaughn is showing far more stage presence than he did in his previous monologue from 1998, where he basically just lifelessly stood there like a zombie while Darrell Hammond did all the heavy lifting as Alfred Hitchcock.
— I’m absolutely loving Vince’s one-on-one mingling with individual audience members. Vince is fantastic here, and I love how loose and genuine he’s making this feel, even though this is definitely scripted.
— Vince, when telling one audience member his phone can’t capture tonight’s episode as well as SNL’s cameras can: “I’m not saying it’s a bad-quality phone, I don’t want a lawsuit. I’m just saying–”
— Vince continues to kill it here. In fact, call me crazy, but I’m starting to get a bit of a Bill Murray vibe from his one-on-one mingling and general performance here.
— Showing what a big character Bobby’s Drunk Uncle has become, this is the third consecutive episode in which Drunk Uncle has either been mentioned or has appeared in.
— An overall very strong and underrated monologue. While not laugh-out-loud funny for the most part, nor was it trying to be, I found Vince’s execution of it to be enthralling.
STARS: ****½


THE AL PACINO ACCUSED MURDERER BIOPIC SERIES
Al Pacino (BIH) is the star of HBO’s accused murderer biopic series

— Fun concept with Bill’s Al Pacino playing various accused murderers.
— Very funny detail with Bill’s Pacino idiotically choosing to use a heavy Hispanic accent when playing the Menendez Brothers.
— Bill as Captain Francesco Schettino, in an over-the-top Italian accent: “NOW THAT’S-A SPICY BULLCRAP!”
— So far, lots of stupid fun here, which is something that Bill is typically great at pulling off. Similar to what I said about him and Jason in my review of this episode’s cold opening, there’s something kinda significant about seeing such a big Bill Hader showcase in which he plays so many different roles when you’re aware in hindsight that this ends up being his fourth-to-last episode as a cast member.
— Oh, that blackface scene………. I think I recall hearing that when a video of this scene resurfaced on Twitter last year (2019) or so, it resulted in typical Twitter outrage, though as far as I know, this particular outrage was nothing major that hurt Bill’s career or anything. I’ll argue that this blackface scene works because the whole POINT of the scene is calling out the wrongness of Bill’s Pacino doing that, unlike, say, the Jimmy Fallon/Chris Rock thing that’s been discussed to death. I also laughed in spite of myself at how Bill, in this blackface scene, said “I didn’t kill no one, mon!” in a ridiculous Jamaican accent (which you have to listen carefully for, because it gets kinda drowned out by the loud audience laughter in response to the initial sight of Bill in blackface).
STARS: ****


STORMY SKIES
Weather Channel soap opera has meteorological report tropes

— I recall this sketch coming off like an inferior knock-off of the Life We Lead sketch from Tom Arnold’s season 21 episode, which had a premise very similar to the “a hybrid of a weather report and a soap opera” premise of this Stormy Skies sketch (though that Life We Lead sketch covered a general newscast instead of just the weather part of the news like this sketch is doing).
— Yeah, so far, I’m finding that my memory of this sketch was not incorrect, as this indeed feels derivative of and inferior to the Life We Lead sketch, but there are a few original bits here that I kinda like.
— The gag with Cecily’s green dress unintentionally becoming transparent when she walks in front of the weather map greenscreen is interesting in hindsight, given the fact that she would later be on the receiving end of that gag in a sketch from Jonah Hill’s 2018 episode, where Cecily was a meteorologist and Jonah was a guy (can’t remember if he was Cecily’s boyfriend or just some guy she knew) who interrupted the newscast Cecily was on to propose to her on the air.
— The “Time and temp” bit is getting old and wasn’t necessary to repeat.
— I like Aidy spoofing typical people who ham it up in the background when a news reporter is giving a report outdoors.
— Blah, another appearance from Kenan as Bullwinkle Roker.
STARS: **


HISTORY OF PUNK – IAN RUBBISH & THE BIZZAROS
punk rocker Ian Rubbish (FRA) loved Margaret Thatcher; Steve Jones cameo

— Immediately, I’m absolutely loving the atmosphere and style of this mockumentary, and how it feels so different for SNL.
— Easily the best and most refreshing thing Fred has done on SNL in years by this point.
— I love Fred’s delivery of “Be deeeceeeeeent”, which would later be shown in a highlight reel (of, I think, short films) in SNL’s 40th Anniversary Special, which made me love that line of Fred’s even more.
— Fred-as-Ian-Rubbish’s constant favoritism towards Margaret Thatcher is a solid comedic conceit, even if it’s rather thin. The execution is making it work.
— Lots of great details all throughout this that are adding to the authentic feel of this mockumentary.
— Fun shots of Vanessa as Margaret Thatcher.
— Brilliant piece overall, and a favorite of mine. I loved pretty much every single thing about this.
STARS: *****


SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS THEATRE
(BIH) gives prompts throughout short-term memory loss theater production

— Blah, an obvious twist with Bill having to feed lines to his short-term memory-having actors, after his long, glowing initial set-up with him touting those actors’ ability to easily remember their lines.
— Good lord, this sketch is so boringly one-note – a note that wasn’t funny to begin with.
— (*groan*) And now to make this sketch even worse, there goes yet another season 38 display of Fallon/Sanz-esque giggling between Bill and Fred.
— Jay’s scene initially seemed promising, but it ended up going the same unfunny route as the rest of the characters, as if that joke hadn’t already been beyond run into the ground by this point of the sketch.
— Overall, in a word: oof.
STARS: *


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Adorn”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Brad Paisley (JAS) & LL Cool J (KET) think their song has ended racism

Marina Chapman’s (KAM) behavior proves that she was raised by monkeys

— While not the best LL Cool J impression I’ve ever seen, Kenan’s take is cracking me up.
— I love Jason’s exaggerated, stretched-out way of saying Seth’s name in the southern accent he’s using as Brad Paisley.
— Funny line from Kenan’s LL Cool J about his reputation as the most lowdown, hardcore cast member of NCIS.
— There goes Seth’s obligatory display of a German accent after doing a joke about Germany.
— Kate’s raised-by-monkeys commentary seems a little promising for her.
— Hmm, as Kate’s commentary goes on, I’m seeing that the material itself is very scant and meh. Kate’s doing her best to try elevating it with a fun performance.
STARS: **½


JUNIOR PROM
rich neighbor (host) takes liberties with junior high prom he bankrolled

— Bill, Aidy, and Kenan’s ridiculously redundant opening conversation is already making me nervous for what kind of sketch awaits me.
— I kinda laughed at Bobby’s soft-spoken, monotone “Whaaaaaaaat?” when asked by Vince to dance with him.
— Boy, this sketch is fucking TERRIBLE so far. Absolutely unwatchable. What the hell is this even going for?!?
— Aww, poor Tim.
STARS: *


ROUNDBALL ROCK
NBC execs nix John Tesh’s (JAS) brother’s (TIR) “Roundball Rock” lyrics

— Ah, yes! YES! A sketch I fell deeply in love with ever since it originally aired. Hell, I basically already fell in love with it back in November 2012 when I read the description of it in an online dress rehearsal report for the Louis C.K. episode, as this sketch was originally cut from that episode.
— That sure was one long, awkward delay before Aidy made her entrance. I guess she missed her cue.
— Tim’s “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme-gimme etc.” singing is slaying me, made even funnier by the silly and exaggerated high-fives he and Jason give each other at the end of each verse.
— I love Tim’s delivery of “Uhhh, my gut is noooo.”
— A very funny little detail with Vince casually referring to the Tesh Brothers collectively as “Teshes”.
— I absolutely love the insane sequence with the Teshes going wild and destroying the office with tiny hammers and gasoline. Excellent absurdity there.
— Tim: “We did NOT want this to go this way.” Vince: “Then why did you bring little hammers and a can of gasoline?”
— A lot of SNL fans seem to think that Jason’s delay in miming his piano playing a few seconds after the dramatic piano music has started playing in the background during Tim’s poignant speech was a genuine blooper on Jason’s part. However, it always seemed like an intentional gag to me, like it was suggesting that, after hearing soft piano music playing in the background while Tim’s speaking dramatically, Jason’s John Tesh got the sneaky idea to make people think he’s the source of that background music. Either way, whether intentional or a blooper, it adds even more to the greatness of this sketch.
— Even the silly ending with Kenan’s fake freeze-frame and the hand of Vince waving in front of Kenan’s face is perfect to me.
— Overall, an absolutely excellent sketch, and yet another argument for why Tim should’ve been kept in the cast the following season.
STARS: *****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “How Many Drinks?”


LAST CALL
at closing time, (host) & Sheila Sovage are each other’s only sex option

— This sketch has officially become recurring.
— I like Vince’s random line about being a Wasabi pee tester.
— Sheila Sovage, on herself: “Raised in Shanghai, deflowered in Wilmington, Delaware!”
— The audience was very quiet during the first third of this sketch, but they’re getting more into it now.
— A funny and gross “Pass the tequila shot” bit.
— Kate’s monkey bit is interesting, given the raised-by-monkeys commentary she did on Update earlier tonight.
— Tonight’s installment of this recurring sketch had a slow start, but has gotten better. However, this is one of the lesser installments of this recurring sketch (which just shows how strong a lot of the other installments are, since this one still isn’t too bad).
STARS: ***


GOODNIGHTS

— Great callback to/continuation of the monologue, with Vince returning the audience member’s phone as promised. Much like the refreshing change of pace with Melissa McCarthy’s monologue entrance in the preceding episode, it’s a huge rarity for overly-formulaic recent SNL eras like this one to do anything out-of-the-ordinary in the goodnights.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A wildly up-and-down episode, featuring some of the best AND worst segments of this entire season. (Kinda reminds me of how bipolar the season 28 Brittany Murphy episode was.) The stuff outside of the absolute best and absolute worst of this episode ranged from mediocre to pretty good. So, in other words, this episode was all OVER the place. The good does outnumber the bad, though.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Roundball Rock
History Of Punk – Ian Rubbish & The Bizzaros
Monologue
The Al Pacino Accused Murderer Biopic Series
Last Call
Gun Control Press Conference
Weekend Update
Stormy Skies
Short Term Memory Loss Theatre / Junior Prom (tie)


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Melissa McCarthy)
a little hard for me to figure, due to how wildly inconsistent tonight’s episode was, though I think I’d call this episode a slight step up, given how it has higher highs than the McCarthy episode


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Zach Galifianakis hosts for his third and, as of 2020, final time

December 5, 1998 – Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill (S24 E8)

NOTE: This review is a re-post. While trying to fix the problems my site was going through over the last day, I accidentally permanently deleted the original posting of this review. My apologies to the people who commented in the comments section of the original review, as those comments are now lost.

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS
oral sex experts testify for Senate committee investigating Bill Clinton

— Hmm, impeachment hearings. 21 years later, some things never change.
— Darrell’s Al D’Amato impression is cracking me up.
— The whole segment with Darrell’s D’Amato is solid.
— A funny lineup of celebrity oral sex experts being brought in to explain to the senate what oral sex is.
— It feels weird seeing someone other than Dana Carvey playing George Michael.
— I like the running bit with Parnell-as-Bob-Barr’s confusion over certain sexual terms.
— The struggling Tracy Morgan, after doing pretty much nothing the last few episodes (I can’t even remember when his last big role was), gets his very first “Live from New York…”!
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE

to host’s relief, Alfred Hitchcock (DAH) isn’t upset about Psycho remake

— Boy, Vince Vaughn didn’t even get past one sentence (which he delivered awkwardly, by the way) in this monologue before SNL already had Darrell “interrupt” this as Alfred Hitchcock. Usually, monologues in this era that have a cast member “interrupt” the host let the host speak for a while before the cast member comes out. The fact that SNL didn’t even let Vince go past one mere sentence before bringing out Darrell’s Hitchcock is probably a sign of the “confidence” that SNL has in Vince, considering I recall him being a notably weak host in tonight’s episode.
— As expected, Darrell is doing a good Hitchcock impression.
— Vince is a stiff and bland straight man in this. I remember SNL reviewer Mark Polishuk (an SNL reviewing legend from the late 90s and early 00s) saying in his review of this monologue back when this episode originally aired, “Gee, Hitchcock’s been dead for twenty years but Vince Vaughn looked like the corpse here.”
— Overall, an okay enough monologue. Darrell’s Hitchcock had funny lines throughout, but I dunno, this monologue still felt like it could’ve been a little better. Vince’s blandness didn’t help.
STARS: ***


OOPS! I CRAPPED MY PANTS

Rerun from 9/26/98


DOG SHOW

David Larry (WIF) & Miss Colleen (MOS) prefer canine company

— This soon-to-be-recurring sketch makes its debut.
— Unlike most of the subsequent installments of this sketch, this one opens with a “Coming up next on Animal Planet…” intro. When watching this just now, that intro made me think we were getting a Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet sketch, until I remembered that sketch doesn’t debut until the end of this season. (The character Brian Fellow himself actually debuts in a Weekend Update commentary a few episodes from now.)
— Molly’s wig is blonde in tonight’s Dog Show debut, whereas in subsequent installments of this sketch, Molly wears a dark wig.
— Ha, the dog playing Mr. Bojangles keeps jumping into Will’s drum when it’s supposed to just sit still. After a while, Will ad-libs “Mr. Bojangles… not now”, which gets applause from the audience.
— Mr. Bojangles is absolutely stealing the sketch so far.
— I’m enjoying the bizarre humor of this sketch. I recall SNL writer Adam McKay later saying that he can’t believe that he somehow fooled Lorne into thinking that the absurdist humor in these Dog Show sketches was mainstream enough for these sketches to be placed in such an early spot in the episodes they appear in. Oddball sketches like this typically get buried around the 10-to-1 slot.
— The song Vince is singing to his dog is pretty funny.
STARS: ***


VEGAS PEEPERS

Trent Walker (host) makes a Swinger of Mr. Peepers with a Vegas road trip

— After the particularly awful sketch Mr. Peepers last appeared in during this season’s Kelsey Grammer episode, you can imagine my reaction to seeing him return tonight.
— Not even putting Mr. Peepers in this Swingers parody is adding much new life to this one-note character.
— Hmm, we actually get an interesting scene right now, with Mr. Peepers displaying some nice swing-dancing during the club scene. This scene is also giving me a reminder of the swing revival that was going on at this time in the late 90s.
STARS: **


MARRIED GUYS

spoken-for (host) & (WIF) mislead engaged (JIF) about joys of marriage

— The misleading info that Will and Vince are giving Jimmy on what to expect as a married man is providing a lot of laughs.
— I love Will’s overly specific description of thoughts you WON’T have about wanting to run away from your wife.
— Excellent ending exchange between Vince and Will: “Should we tell him the truth?” “Nobody told me. Screw ‘im.”
— Overall, a very well-written and well-performed sketch, and kinda had the feel of a sketch that would’ve appeared in an earlier SNL era.
STARS: ****½


BREW DUDE

Brew Dude party hat helps college students focus on beer, not books

— Maybe it’s the use of the word “Brew” in the commercial’s title, but I’ve always felt that this commercial seemed like something that Jim Breuer would’ve starred in if he were still on the show. He at least would’ve made a more convincing-looking college student than Will Ferrell, though Will is certainly fun in this.
— I love the random visual of Kattan as an immature William Shakespeare having his fart being lit.
— Nothing much to say about this overall, but was entertaining enough and funny in a silly way.
STARS: ***


LENNON MEMORIAL

ghosts of John Lennon (JIF) & Jerry Garcia (HOS) frustrate wisdom seekers

— Funny in retrospect hearing Vince say “John Lennon: John Legend”, years before a certain singer with the name John Legend would become popular.
— As I pointed out in my review of the Detectives sketch from the end of the Jimmy Smits episode from season 16 (where Smits as a detective kept reversing the verbs in fellow detective Dana Carvey’s sentences to sound wise), this Lennon Memorial sketch has the same premise as that Detectives sketch.
— I like how disillusioned the Lennon fans are gradually becoming by Lennon’s verbal reversal routine.
— This is getting increasingly funnier the more ridiculous Lennon’s verbal reversal routine is becoming. Despite the fact that this premise was already used in the aforementioned Jimmy Smits sketch, they’re making it their own in this sketch.
— Hilarious ending scene at the Jerry Garcia Memorial, with Horatio’s out-of-it Jerry Garcia badly doing Lennon’s verbal reversal routine.
STARS: ***½


EXXON-MOBIL MERGER

gas station employees mull the future in aftermath of Mobil-Exxon merger

— The dopey, misinformed conversation between Will and Vince’s rednecks is entertaining, as are the corrections that Parnell’s deadpan character occasionally gives to Will and Vince’s statements. I especially like Will snarkily suggesting that the merged version of Mobil and Exxon be named “Moron”, and Parnell responding “Except neither Mobil nor Exxon has an ‘r’.”
— Will and Vince have been having good chemistry with each other throughout tonight’s episode, which is no surprise in retrospect, considering the movies they’d later do together.
STARS: ***½


WEEKEND UPDATE

COQ marvels at Republicans’ persistence in pursuing impeachment
tree-chained Cinder Calhoun sings “Christmas Chainsaw Massacre”

— It feels kinda odd nowadays to see old Weekend Update jokes about how desperate REPUBLICANS are to impeach the president.
— Ha, an Update joke about a Chopper 4 crash, which immediately brings to mind a certain Mark McKinney sketch.
— An interesting change of pace for Cinder Calhoun, with her being broadcast live via satellite from outside of 30 Rock.
— I would normally assume that this outdoors footage of Cinder Calhoun is pre-taped, but it feels live, especially since Ana flubbed a line at one point.
— Cinder’s song is pretty catchy and has well-written comedic lyrics, though I’m not finding myself laughing all that much.
— I believe this ends up being the last time Ana ever plays Cinder Calhoun. I liked this character’s first few appearances, but got kinda burned out on her towards the end of her run. Can’t say I’ll miss her much, though Ana always did well in her performance as this character.
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

musical guest performs “Doo Wop (That Thing)”


PSYCHO
cloying cheer of Norman Bates’ (host) mother (CHO) precipitated murder

— I’m not sure if it was intended to be funny, but I got a laugh from the opening chyron stating “A half hour before Norman Bates kills his mother”.
— Cheri is spot-on as a smothering, annoying mother oblivious to how she constantly embarrasses her son.
— A very funny line with the mother referring to Norman Bates as “Master Bates”.
— Overall, not much else to say, but I found this to be a decent and interesting Psycho parody.
STARS: ***


PIMP CHAT
Bishop Don ‘Mack’ Donald (TRM) & Pimpin’ Kyle (TIM) talk shop

— What’s this? The struggling Tracy Morgan gets his own showcase that can potentially become a recurring sketch? Wow, between getting to say his first “Live from New York…” earlier tonight and now getting to do this sketch, I see SNL really threw Tracy a bone this week.
— I love the very urban nature of the sketch, which feels refreshing and unconventional for this SNL era.
— A pretty good laugh from the sound of a mechanical, monotone, white man’s voice repeatedly saying “Give me the money” as Pimp Chat’s signal to start the “Pimp of the Month” segment.
— I recall hearing that SNL wanted Lauryn Hill to appear in this sketch, but she declined because she felt that the nature of this sketch was insulting to black women.
— Tracy briefly interrupting the show to roll down the window and yell to an unseen woman “Bitch, you got my money?!?” gave me a huge laugh, though at the same time, I’m starting to see what Lauryn Hill meant about this sketch. I’m trying not to let that ruin my enjoyment, though, because I’ve always had a soft spot for this sketch.
— Vince is hilarious in his performance as a white pimp, feeling like a precursor to the character he would later play in the movie Be Cool.
STARS: ****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

musical guest performs “Ex-Factor”


DELCO CAT TOYS
Delco Cat Toys salesmen trade macho banter & test quality of new products

— Will and Vince’s great chemistry gets yet another showcase tonight.
— I love the juvenile bro talk that Will and Vince’s businessmen are casually speaking to each other with.
— Will’s imitation of a cat’s mannerisms are freakin’ dead-on and hilarious. He originally did this cat act in his SNL audition, and from what I’ve heard, he also did it on various talk shows prior to this episode.
— Will to Parnell: “It escapes me how we have not kicked your ass yet!”
— Will to Parnell: “Your office banter is weak!” Parnell: “(in a dopey, insulting manner) Yeah… well… that’s what your wife said!”
— Funny how this is the second sketch tonight with Will and Vince ganging up on Parnell and berating him.
— The whole bit with Will and Vince both trying out the scratching post is priceless.
STARS: ****½


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A good episode and, much like the Kelsey Grammer episode earlier this season, was better than I had previously deemed it to be. (Let’s hope the Bill Murray episode from later this season will also follow this pattern, as I used to consider the Kelsey Grammer, Vince Vaughn, and Bill Murray episodes to be season 24’s “Trifecta of Suck”.) There was a nice amount of things I found to be solid and fun in this episode, especially the final two sketches. Vince Vaughn was also a better host than I had remembered. My past memory of him in this episode had him being stiff, bland, uncomfortable-looking, and way too glued to the cue cards all throughout the show. As it turns out, aside from the monologue, I didn’t notice any of those things in his performances during my viewing of this episode just now. I was surprised to find myself laughing at quite a number of his performances, especially in Pimp Chat. And as I said a few times during the review, he displayed great chemistry with Will Ferrell.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
a moderate step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Alec Baldwin hosts the Christmas episode, with special musical guest Luciano Pavarotti with Vanessa Williams